Do you wish to challenge fate? Value desire over consequence? Want to monkey around with power beyond imagination? Well, be careful what you wish for when you... More
This flavorless and stripeless candy cane is devoid of all Christmas spirit, except the three ghosts visiting you at midnight, pairs nicely with the mound of... More
If you like to spread a little extra holiday cheer each year by decorating your automobile for Christmas, then forget the boring old rooftop reindeer antlers... More
Arby's made a huge deep-fried turkey shaped pillow that you wear over your entire head, plus it doubles as a stylish sleep mask as well.
This pocket-sized electric human prod makes social distancing way more fun when it's extended out and used to deliver a truly satisfying 4.5 volt ZAP to anyone... More
These cool new Mr. Christmas Animated Kickers are large 24 inch legs of either Santa Claus or his helper elf that seem to have gotten stuck in your Christmas... More
Why should monstrous decorative Christmas inflatables be relegated only to front yards each holiday season? Bring that overblown Christmas spirit along for the... More
There are more flavored vodkas around nowadays than I can even count, but I suggest you skip the birthday cake, whipped cream, and bacon flavored vodkas and... More
In what might be the most ingenious way of both promoting premium bacon and tricking everyone to finally cover both their mouth AND NOSE, these stylish ear loop... More
This fun (are we even allowed to have fun anymore?) ear loop face mask states This is My Halloween Costume on the front, which not only makes it the perfect... More
This highly realistic throw pillow looks exactly like a cat all curled up for a nap on the couch.
If you thought strolling down the sidewalk while whistling a tune, staring at a smartphone in one hand, and twirling a huge bag of dog poo around in the other... More
These double-take-inducing animatronic witch legs kick around frantically when the motion-activated sensor is tripped.
This macabre tombstone-shaped candle consolidates all of those depressing birthday candles into one single happier candle that celebrates your descent over the... More
While normal spiders don't have internal skeletons, this massive three foot wide faux arachnid consists of nothing but creepy black bones, a swiveling fanged... More
These hardcore, industrial light switch covers look like they came straight out of Dr. Frankenstein's lab with raw steel levers, gears, and plates and a wooden... More
These adventurous insulated beer can koozies look like rugged, zip-up cargo vests with plenty of extra pockets that will never be used. Perfect for camping trips,... More
This bag of powder magically turns into the most realistic fake bird poop in the world when mixed with water. Just apply to cars, windshields, windows, and much,... More
Take your love of boxed wine on the go wherever you may roam when you strap the entire box to your back, in style, with this cool new Franzia Box Wine Backpack... More
It may look like an average, ordinary mirror hanging on the wall at first glance, but when it detects a presence, the reflection disappears to reveal an eerie... More
This Halloween, power outage on a stormy night, or just anytime you host a spooky seance, illuminate your haunted home with soft flickering flames and horrifying... More
