A fearsome and hefty bottle opener forged from cast iron in the shape of a mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex that can bite off pesky bottle caps in its jaws with ease.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... Pool Sharks!... and I don't mean billiards.
Just when you thought it was safe to have a beer or even better a bloody mary, suddenly.... SHARK!!!
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This mildly terrifying inflatable tabletop buffet cooler has a giant shark fin in the center circling through a sea of ice, bottles, cans, and foods.
The man-in-the-moon opens his mighty iron jaw to crack your favorite nuts in this replica Victorian antique.
If the one thing missing from your home's Halloween decor is a spooky skeletal kitty, look no further than this bony lifesize feline.
Perfect for cracking open a few cold ones in any proper home saloon.
Standing 7 inches tall, this not quite life-size but still imposing Howl of the Werewolf Statue is in full moon beast mode prepared to strike.
