This Halloween or even all year round, transform your haunted house into a haunted mansion when you let the cool new Knock-Jaw cast iron skull door knocker announce... More
While it may look like a real alligator is swimming through the water, this faux gator is actually just a realistic buoyant decoy with a head, torso, and tail... More
Normally you wouldn't want to place a wine bottle in the monstrous jaws of a killer crocodile, but both your bottle and your hands are safe in this cool new... More
This ferocious double-take-inducing serving bowl may look like a real watermelon carving with shark jaws and eyes, but it's actually crafted from dolomite ceramic... More
This terrifyingly fun ceramic serving platter has a hungry shark emerging from the murky depths to hold soy sauce or other dipping sauces in its gaping jaws,... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
These spooky fire logs shaped like lifesized human skulls are constructed in the USA from fireproof high heat refractory materials, reinforced with steel, and... More
A lifesize animatronic skeleton that can either detect motion and speak some pre-recorded sayings or speak anything you say through an included microphone.
A nearly seven foot tall gigantic inflatable Tyrannosaurus Rex sprinkler that sprays a conical spray of water from its mouth that's perfect for cooling off in... More
This voracious umbrella holder has a terrifying design inspired by a great white shark with its huge jaws opened wide to shove a few umbrellas, canes, or harpoons... More
Turn your ordinary fire pit into a Hellish inferno when you add one of these cool new Fire Pit Demon Skulls into the flames.
No matter whether you're a member of an ultra secret society that everyone has heard of, a pirate named Jolly Roger, having a huge Halloween backyard bonfire,... More
Apparently, someone was playing either Super Mario Bros. 3 or any other Mario game after it and thought that those voracious Chain Chomp ball and chain guards... More
A nearly seven foot tall inflatable monster for your yard that sprays water from its mouth for either running through while screaming and laughing wildly on... More
Having trouble opening an envelope, especially in space? Well forget flamethrowers, pulse rifles, acid for blood, or even artificial people to help you open... More
Transform your classic KitchenAid stand mixer into the most fearsome small appliance in your kitchen when you apply these cool new WWII Flying Tiger Shark Fighter... More
This full body stainless steel chainmail dive suit keeps the wearer extra protected and hopefully intact after a bite from the perfect underwater predator, a... More
This is no cave... it's a Star Wars Space Slug Desk Organizer!
Lifesize museum-quality replica fossil skeleton of Stan, the most complete male Tyrannosaurus Rex ever unearthed.
You're gonna need a bigger bottle of wine to handle this cool new Shark Wine Glass.
This large and quite sinister jack o' lantern bowl is handmade from foam and latex with realistic fang-like teeth, eerie sunken eyes, and a gnarled, rotting... More
