This 1:18 scale remote controlled shark toy realistically swims and moves around in the water just like the real thing, minus all the typical biting, screaming,... More
While not quite as large as an actual T-Rex skull, this miniature plastic replica is designed to fit on standard shower pipes and has 9 jets inside its monstrous... More
This monstrous 6 foot tall man-eating Venus flytrap is actually an animatronic talking nightmare of nature that features long leafy arms, realistic plant greenery,... More
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... Pool Sharks!... and I don't mean billiards.
This massive life-sized Great White shark statue measures over 12 feet long, is handmade from high quality resin and painted with highly realistic detail, and... More
This epic inflatable Great White shark costume stands over 7 feet tall and has a convenient lookout window between its sharp toothy jaws that makes it look like... More
These fun and reusable citrus holders/squeezers clip onto the lip of a beer bottle or the side of a cocktail glass and let you squeeze a lime or lemon wedge's... More
This Halloween, you'll get all candy as trick-or-treaters drop their loot and run screaming for the hills as you stomp through the neighborhood in this massive... More
This large and quite sinister jack o' lantern bowl is handmade from foam and latex with realistic fang-like teeth, eerie sunken eyes, and a gnarled, rotting... More
You're gonna need a bigger bottle of wine to handle this cool new Shark Wine Glass.
Lifesize museum-quality replica fossil skeleton of Stan, the most complete male Tyrannosaurus Rex ever unearthed.
This is no cave... it's a Star Wars Space Slug Desk Organizer!
This full body stainless steel chainmail dive suit keeps the wearer extra protected and hopefully intact after a bite from the perfect underwater predator, a... More
Transform your classic KitchenAid stand mixer into the most fearsome small appliance in your kitchen when you apply these cool new WWII Flying Tiger Shark Fighter... More
Having trouble opening an envelope, especially in space? Well forget flamethrowers, pulse rifles, acid for blood, or even artificial people to help you open... More
A nearly seven foot tall inflatable monster for your yard that sprays water from its mouth for either running through while screaming and laughing wildly on... More
Apparently, someone was playing either Super Mario Bros. 3 or any other Mario game after it and thought that those voracious Chain Chomp ball and chain guards... More
No matter whether you're a member of an ultra secret society that everyone has heard of, a pirate named Jolly Roger, having a huge Halloween backyard bonfire,... More
Turn your ordinary fire pit into a Hellish inferno when you add one of these cool new Fire Pit Demon Skulls into the flames.
This voracious umbrella holder has a terrifying design inspired by a great white shark with its huge jaws opened wide to shove a few umbrellas, canes, or harpoons... More
A nearly seven foot tall gigantic inflatable Tyrannosaurus Rex sprinkler that sprays a conical spray of water from its mouth that's perfect for cooling off in... More
A lifesize animatronic skeleton that can either detect motion and speak some pre-recorded sayings or speak anything you say through an included microphone.
These spooky fire logs shaped like lifesized human skulls are constructed in the USA from fireproof high heat refractory materials, reinforced with steel, and... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.