This is the lifesize statue of the infamous Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz that repeats the classic phrase - I'll get you, my pretty... and your... More
Perfect to wear while enjoying a White Russian, bowling, fighting with Nihilists, or just relaxing around your
private residence, man.
The fountain is handmade from mouth-blown glass and plated brass, and the set includes four 1-oz. absinthe glasses and four stainless steel spoons with machine-tooled... More
Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back. - Vigo the Carpathian (just before his head died)
This massive teenage hound from Hell comes outfitted in a stylish letterman jacket, blue jeans, and penny loafers and is realistically based off of Rick Baker's... More
Protect your lips while reliving fond childhood memories with the spooky blueberry taste of Boo Berry cereal flavored lip balm.
No matter whether you're decorating a home theater, a Halloween haunted house, or just starting up a new paranormal elimination service in a condemned firehouse... More
This Halloween, two infamous discontinued Monster cereals, Frute Brute and Fruity Yummy Mummy, are rising from their graves behind General Mills for a limited... More
Once under the spell of this frightening costume (reminiscent of a time when vampires were actually scary), instead of blood and candy, you'll only want to sink... More
This Halloween, everyone will know your house is handing out candy when they see the soft glow of this cool new Wicked Witch of the East Leg Lamp gleaming in... More
Set of six shot glasses featuring the mug shots of America's most notorious mobsters, bank robbers, gunmen, and outlaws, along with their rap sheets!
Whether you need to wash your entire body or just your mouth out, true soap connoisseurs go with Original Lifebuoy Soap!
I can't believe they've finally done it... a cereal that's nothing but marshmallows.
This lifesized statue of an unusually festive Christmas sweater wearing Mr. Grinch is meticulously handcrafted by Department 56 and is holding up 3 stockings... More
Feeling a bit strange, unusual, or possibly even dead? Then you need to contract the services of the afterlife's leading bio-exorcist, draw a door, and attempt... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Here's something you don't have.
This Halloween, dress up as the ultimate intergalactic gangster with the vile and loathsome new Jabba The Hutt Inflatable Halloween Costume!
A gigantic handmade prop replica of the original completed Death Star from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope that spans nearly 20 inches in diameter.
If you've always dreamed of parking both a legendary high-performance sports car and a pool table in your home, but didn't have the space, then your dreams have... More
