This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
If you've always dreamed of parking both a legendary high-performance sports car and a pool table in your home, but didn't have the space, then your dreams have... More
This massive teenage hound from Hell comes outfitted in a stylish letterman jacket, blue jeans, and penny loafers and is realistically based off of Rick Baker's... More
This massive six foot tall Boba Fett statue is a perfectly scaled up and fully articulated clone of an authentic mint-condition original Kenner Boba Fett action... More
This is the lifesize statue of the infamous Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz that repeats the classic phrase - I'll get you, my pretty... and your... More
This handcrafted sculptural metal art / wood-burning fire pit is inspired by the man of your nightmares, Freddy Krueger.
This handmade metal art sculpture of Iron Maiden's mascot Eddie the Head allows one to burn wood inside its terrifying head as flames burst out from its eyes,... More
No matter whether you're decorating a home theater, a Halloween haunted house, or just starting up a new paranormal elimination service in a condemned firehouse... More
The fountain is handmade from mouth-blown glass and plated brass, and the set includes four 1-oz. absinthe glasses and four stainless steel spoons with machine-tooled... More
This lifesized statue of an unusually festive Christmas sweater wearing Mr. Grinch is meticulously handcrafted by Department 56 and is holding up 3 stockings... More
Standing over 7 feet tall, this double-take-inducing silhouette of the mighty Sasquatch can be placed anywhere you wish to generate panicked sightings.
A gigantic handmade prop replica of the original completed Death Star from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope that spans nearly 20 inches in diameter.
Perfect to wear while enjoying a White Russian, bowling, fighting with Nihilists, or just relaxing around your
private residence, man.
Here's something you don't have.
Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back. - Vigo the Carpathian (just before his head died)
Need a star for the top of your Christmas tree? Well, how about a Death Star?
At first glance, it's just a lovely portrait of kindly old Eleanor Twitty... until you get too close or scream, GET HER!.
Once under the spell of this frightening costume (reminiscent of a time when vampires were actually scary), instead of blood and candy, you'll only want to sink... More
This Halloween, dress up as the ultimate intergalactic gangster with the vile and loathsome new Jabba The Hutt Inflatable Halloween Costume!
After you unleash a legion of Goombas, Koopas, and other assorted minions on the Mushroom Kingdom, loot all the coins, and kidnap a princess, be sure to take... More
