No, they're not cute. They're assholes - all of them.
Want to live like a super villain or at least relax like one? Then set your malevolent self down upon this utterly cool new Scorpion Chair.
A unique house-shaped tissue box cover that dispenses each tissue up through the chimney, like a puff of smoke.
Scaled down replicas of the ancient and mysterious bald stone head monoliths found along the Easter Island coastline that double as fun planters you can line... More
Humorous lifesize Santa decoration looks like he's hanging onto your gutters for dear life!
Aluminum flask with screw-on top and clip holds a mighty 14 oz. of your favorite poison.
I think the market is closing in fast and all of the last missing niche products have finally been realized. Yes, they now make toupees for bald babies and I'm... More
Sorry, but garden gnomes are so 'A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...' and these cool new and very mischievous Star Wars Garden Jawas are in! Utinni!!!
Peepers are hand-carved and hand-painted wooden bears or mooses that you place your glasses at night to keep them scratch-free, safe and protected until morning.... More
These festive utensils are made from peppermint candy and are perfect for stirring hot cocoa, eating peppermint ice cream, or just enjoying like a traditional... More
Just having one glass of wine? Nah! Bring the entire bottle with you when you sip from this full-sized 750ml bottle with a wine glass on top.
The beverage tub keeps your bottles ice cold, while the two giant frogs carrying it keep your guests enthralled as well.
You'll be packing plenty of boozy firepower with two side holsters to secure your favorite bottles of poison and loaded up with six shot gun shell shot glasses... More
There's nothing worse than writing a lengthy opus, taking a break, and then coming back to a cat walking across or sitting on the keyboard... cat-typing away... More
The ultimate walking cane for the thirsty traveler!
You're going to need a bigger pool when you unleash this cool new giant 7 foot Inflatable Shark!
Protect your lips while reliving fond childhood memories with the spooky blueberry taste of Boo Berry cereal flavored lip balm.
Green Head Headquarters here in Chicago is now basically buried in snow after last night's crazy snow storm. I like snow, but geez. I know a lot of you readers... More
Reconnect with nature with this unique handmade and scented cedar log that disguises an actual working iPhone / iPod docking station inside!
If you're easily offended by profanity spewed forth from a talking animal toy, then you're the perfect target for this cool new Terry the Swearing Turtle toy.
A massive 20 inch tall wine glass that's not only perfect for epically drinking a few bottles of wine all-at-once, it also doubles as a wine or Champagne bottle... More
