Empirical has teamed up with Doritos to produce a vacuum-distilled spirit made from real Doritos chips that tastes like nacho cheese and corn tostadas.
You can squish, throw, twist, punch, drop, stretch, and flatten this faux opossum like roadkill and it will still return to its original shape, ad infinitum.
This exotic tiki totem-inspired fountain has cascading streams of water that fall from the top level down to an LED-illuminated lower level.
Sure you can hang up pictures of family and friends or great works of art on your wall, but these cool new Giant Bacon Strips will be all anyone ever notices.
This ferocious nonstick, cast-aluminum pan bakes two of each dinosaur into tasty little cakelets: Triceratops, Stegosaurus, Apatosaurus, and the mighty T-Rex.
The mighty cactus will always look cool standing guard in a dry, barren, and sun-drenched desert wasteland, but it looks even cooler wearing a cowboy hat.
Slip your beer cans or Champagne and wine bottles into something more comfortable, like these stylish miniature spa robes designed to keep them ice cold.
This tasty sriracha has a cute little ninja squirrel twirling chili pepper nunchucks on the label and finds the perfect balance of great heat and not too sweet.
These genuine, fired 12 gauge shotgun shells have been combined with strong ferrite magnets so you can hang things up on the fridge... or a gun safe.
While these double-take-inducing birthday candles may look like real cherries, they actually look more like cherry bombs once the green stem-like wicks are lit.
This set of six suave survival staches make the perfect short notice disguise and come in sealed packages to keep them extra fresh.
When you pop a hard candy into your mouth, normally you wouldn't expect it to taste like chicken, but that all changes with this cool new Fried Chicken Candy.
These mini tombstones aren't meant for identifying the graves of the recently deceased, they're reusable signs for identifying foods in a fun yet macabre way.
It sprays non-flammable nitrogen to gently blow out candles on a cake without all the germs and helps those with way too many candles on their cakes as well.
The Jetsons cartoon showed us a 1960s version of the future where everything was automated and nobody really worked, except for the poor robot maid, Rosie.
This portable, rolling ice cooler can keep up to 60 cans or 50 bottles ice cold on the inside and has a fun, built-in foosball game table on the top lid.
These massive hardwood chopsticks stand nearly 6 feet tall, are 3 inches square, and look just like the real thing, only way, way, way bigger.
This gigantic 6-string acoustic guitar stands 6.5 feet tall and is fully functional...for some.
It combines the bold, creamy, tangy, savory, and herbaceous flavors of ranch dressing with the sweetness of fluffy spun sugar for a truly zesty treat.
