When finished chugging down your favorite brewed morning elixir from this Viking Head Mug, unleash a full day of absolute conquest.
Cubed ice is boring, but ice shaped like an eight armed octopus is flat out exciting. Note: excitement levels may vary.
If your little housecat acts like the king of the house, then you may as well make him the king of the jungle as well.
perfect for quickly patching ductwork at Santa's North Pole factory, putting over Blitzen's foul mouth, and of course fixing broken sleighs. Just don't lick... More
Combines a high tech remote control mini helicopter with a super annoying secret squirt gun!
This unique cocktail shaker is nothing more than a traditional canning jar with a specialty screw on cocktail strainer and cap for a lid.
That's no ice cube, it's a cool new Death Star Ice Sphere! No carbon freezing necessary.
Creepy tentacle wiggles and squirms when plugged into a computer's USB port. That's it.
Perfect to wear while enjoying a White Russian, bowling, fighting with Nihilists, or just relaxing around your
private residence, man.
This winter, celebrate through the holidays by sipping your cocktails or other beverages from this festive cup shaped like a big snowball.
Cozy up with the infamously green and grouchy Who-hating cave creature with this giant 20 inch plush version of the legendary mean one... The Grinch!
If you just can't get enough of that fine, mouth-watering bacon scent, now you can lather on Bacon Shaving Cream before you shave to smell like this tasty breakfast... More
Add a slight touch of mischievous festiveness to your next Christmas party with this fine collection of sweaters featuring subtle patterns depicting everything... More
A loophole in Santa's gift-giving ability has been found. Just get a bigger stocking and he'll be forced to fill it with full-sized gifts instead of puny stocking... More
Massive inflatable snowmen standing in front lawns are fairly common to see in the winter, but I've never seen one that actually shivers and shakes in the frigid... More
Kit lets you build a snowman and then watch it melt over and over again without using any real snow or making a slushy mess.
These festive coverings may look like wrapped presents, but they are actually clever disguises for concealing a blender, toaster, coffee maker, and other small... More
A weak toilet paper holder can only hold a single roll, but this mighty one is able to perform amazing feats of strength to hoist up an amazing two rolls at... More
When the weather gets cool and crisp and you'll be standing around drinking beers in it, the cool new Beer Hoodie is the solution.
If this makes you laugh, it's probably because you're sinister with a dark sense of humor. Muahahaha!