While most vampires fear garlic, this Dracula-inspired garlic press loves to fearlessly crush it (or herbs, ginger, nuts, and chilis) right inside his head.
Empirical has teamed up with Doritos to produce a vacuum-distilled spirit made from real Doritos chips that tastes like nacho cheese and corn tostadas.
No matter whether you're kicking, pushing, bouncing, or running from this Inflatable Soccer Ball, you'll still be having more fun than anyone with a normal one.
This miniature toy bag has little striped elf legs sticking out that begin to kick around frantically whenever someone triggers the motion-activated sensor.
To celebrate the holidays and Miller High Life's 120th anniversary, they're selling this extremely limited edition glowing neon Christmas tree lamp.
Just place a shelled nut in the mouth of this heavy duty cast aluminum squirrel and then crack it with ease using the squirrel's bushy tail lever.
A festive cookbook packed with 75 recipes inspired by the Christmas movie classic Home Alone that you can enjoy with or without your family this holiday season.
These festive, wildlife-inspired ear muffs have extra fluffy faux fur ear cups on the sides and whimsical plush reindeer antlers rising up from the top band.
This height-adjustable conference table can seat / stand 12 people around it and quickly converts to a regulation-size ping-pong table when the meeting is over.
This comfy yet quite evil throne chair is perfect for those in a bad mood, anyone with a dark side, rockstars, supervillains, demons, and the dark lord himself.
Hang this Christmas Stocking Drink Dispenser from your fireplace mantel this holiday season to add a little extra festive spirit... and by spirit, I mean booze.
This unique wine glass has a convenient built-in straw that allows you to sip the wine with ease, plus it helps prevent stained teeth and lips too.
Pretend that you attended the greatest Christmas party ever in 1988 as you sip whiskey from this Nakatomi Christmas Party Whiskey Glass while watching Die Hard.
This holiday season, transform your front lawn from a winter wonderland into an epic snow battle on planet Hoth with this giant inflatable Star Wars AT-AT!
Make everyone a little more uncomfortable after a big dinner and a slice of pie for dessert when you bake one up and serve it to them in this macabre pie plate.
Just give this sleek metal cover a twist to reveal your vehicle's start/stop button hiding behind the rotating iris-style cover.
This handy pillow supports your head in the face down position at your desk or folds up to double as an office chair lumbar support cushion as well.
This fun, cat-shaped glass pitcher can hold and dispense your favorite beverage from its mouth and is sure to cause a double-take or two from your actual cat.
Do you smell something? This delightful decorative holiday rug is inspired by Aunt Bethany's poor fried pussycat from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
This giant Christmas cactus stands 7 ft tall, is pre-lit with 160 LEDs, and covered with traditional artificial tree needles instead of painful cactus spikes.
This Advent calendar for tuna lovers (and cats!) is not only a tasty way to count down the days 'til Christmas, it's also for sampling some unique tuna flavors.
