You'll be relaxing like a super villain when you sit down upon this gigantic skull-shaped chair / throne.
With this cool new Ghost In A Can you'll finally have all the proof you need to show all your disbelieving friends. It even includes a handy can opener... Do... More
Turn a refreshing bath into a total blood bath when you place this evil yet quite cool new color-changing bloody bath mat in front of the tub or shower.
They never did find the body of that little boy named Jason Voorhees who drowned while camp counselors weren't paying attention, but wouldn't it be cool anyways... More
This ugly Halloween sweater is made from 100% acrylic yarn and is adorned with a bloody hockey mask with a machete stabbed through the eye. It's quite festive.
This 100% cotton t-shirt is smeared with realistic looking blood on one side and a simple line of text in the middle stating I'm Fine.
Once upon a midnight dreary, this cool new Cast Iron Raven Bottle Opener will crack open beer bottles and make you cheery.
This spooky skull-shaped plastic drink dispenser has a spigot where its nose should be and a pre-sawed removable cranium lid for filling up its generous two... More
There's no better way to welcome visitors to your home than a giant pool of blood leaking out from under your front door, but if you don't have a freshly murdered... More
A massive animatronic haunted tree that detects trespassers who wander too close and then comes alive with a talking face with frightful sayings, terrifying... More
I'm not sure who Philippe was when alive, but his skeleton was the inspiration for the base of this spooky floor lamp and his missing skull replaced with a stylish... More
A lifesize animatronic skeleton that can either detect motion and speak some pre-recorded sayings or speak anything you say through an included microphone.
These cool new Moving Halloween Trees have sections of creepy black bare branches that slowly sway up and down while rotating for an eerie haunted effect and... More
If you're trying to keep your home or office extra tidy and wish you could be scared to death while doing it, then feel free to approach this cool new Motion-Activated... More
If you've read Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven poem, you know that one talking black raven tapping on your chamber door is ominous enough, but this cool new Black... More
Want to seriously terrify someone this halloween? This eerily realistic witch hangs outside a window and taps 3 times. So creepy!
This clever Ouija board-inspired doormat looks just the real thing with a thick hand-hooked pile designed to resemble wood grain along with elements such as... More
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
Don't let a tasty tempting cookie let you become unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Simply peer into this cool new ALIEN Ovomorph Egg... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Dress in the iconic style of the man of everyone's dreams, Freddy Krueger.
This glowing half skeleton stakes down in the yard and should appear to float after night falls.
This Halloween, if your haunted home is missing that certain creepy something, then look no further than this ominous flaming skull candle.
Want to put a little old-fashioned technological fright into your unsuspecting guests this Halloween, who will most likely be staring at and texting on their... More