This fun yet quite nasty pimple popping toy simulates the act of popping huge pus-filled pimples.
This Halloween, strike a match to the wick of this cool new Blood Scented Candle and enjoy the disturbing scent of acrid, sweet metallic blood wafting through... More
This Halloween, scoop out the gooey, gross, and gloopy guts of a pumpkin without the mess and with total ease when you slip on this handy Pumpkin Scraper Glove.
Turn a refreshing bath into a total blood bath when you place this evil yet quite cool new color-changing bloody bath mat in front of the tub or shower.
Proving that you can actually wash off blood with blood, this disturbing pumpkin spice-scented bar of soap not only creates a bubbly lather, it also bleeds red.
This fun ceramic coffee mug is molded into the shape of the infamous vile Tatooine crime boss Java the Hut, er, I mean Jabba the Hut and it holds up to 20 oz... More
This 12 oz ceramic toilet mug is the ultimate way to enjoy your favorite hot steaming brown beverage.
Board up the windows, lock the doors, keep your shotgun loaded and extra close, and satisfy your growling hunger with a few of these disgusting, yet cool new... More
Looking for a healthier, more eco-friendly snack that is packed with protein and utterly sustainable? Well, put down the mixed nuts and snack on these tasty... More
This typical little squeeze bottle of hand sanitizer gel with aloe vera is completely real, except this funny prank version smells like total ass when it's applied... More
This limited edition Jones Soda combines the compatible flavors of peanut butter and grape jelly into a wondrous carbonated beverage.
Whatever food you put inside this cool new and a horrifying Zombie Bow will make it seem like you're munching on its brains.
This set of ten highly realistic blood bags are perfect for filling up with dark blood red cocktails, red wine, actual blood (vampires only), or any other fun... More
Fill up this poor undead guy's head with candy for the trick-or-treaters, use it to serve chips, snacks, and nuts at the Halloween party or I guess it could... More
A sugary sweet cereal scented candle that changes to serious bad breath or a fruity citrus soda scented candle that changes to foul body odor after only a couple... More
Introducing, the all-new limited edition 2007 Jones Soda - Christmas + Chanukah Packs, just in time for the holidays!
This tasty mix of fun candy corn flavors replicate a full course Thanksgiving dinner with roasted turkey, green beans, stuffing, cranberry sauce, apple pie,... More
These unusual candy canes replace the traditional boring peppermint candy cane flavor with the savory, umami flavor of gourmet Japanese shiitake mushrooms.
They may look like ordinary white candles at first glance, but the wax turns blood red as it slowly oozes and drips down.
This Thanksgiving you won't be choking down the traditional Turkey and Gravy Soda, because the fine people at Jones Soda have gone 100% vegetarian and are now... More
These sugar-free silicone laptop stands may look like sticky chewed up bubble gum, but are a fun way to prop your laptop up at the perfect angle for typing or... More
The typical gummy bear is a sweet and utterly boring snack for the little ones, but these cool newGummy Red Hot Chili Peppers are for seasoned taste buds seeking... More
It sprays non-flammable nitrogen to gently blow out candles on a cake without all the germs and helps those with way too many candles on their cakes as well.
This limited edition and highly collectible carbonated pig pop comes in a holiday pack that includes 2 Bottles of Jones Bacon Soda, 1 Tube of Bacon Lip Balm,... More