The coolest and creepiest state-of-the-art, fully-animated, lifelike, robotic chimpanzee head ever!
I must be sadistic or something, because I love all of these cool new toys that give off electric shocks. Here's the latest one in the form of a truth detector.
Slip on this tiny ring-sized working handcuff crafted from polished aerospace grade titanium just for your finger.
Unlike transparent adhesive tape that's absolutely no fun whatsoever, this amusing roll of tape is designed to look like the yellow crime scene tape used by... More
These 21st century spit balls skip the spit and are made from non-toxic, hygienic polymers that grow up to 200 times their size!
If this makes you laugh, it's probably because you're sinister with a dark sense of humor. Muahahaha!
This life of the party assured bow tie is crafted from shiny and reflective 'Disconium' fabric seemingly taken straight off a disco ball.
This hunger-inducing bacon-scented candle is actually made from rendered bacon fat through a top-secret process that preserves the bacon's natural aromas and... More
his festive toilet paper roller ensures that the peace and solitude of sitting on the can is shattered when anyone reaches for the toilet paper. As soon as it... More
When you must make it rain down Benjamins or most likely Washingtons, for whatever your reasons, don't just throw your cash up into the air by hand, fire it... More
Are you the parent of a budding mad scientist baby bent on world domination? Well before they build their first killer robot, construct their secret underground... More
Just like the spooky power switch handles people like Dr. Frankenstein and other mad scientists used to pull down in their labs in the old horror movies, now... More
This Halloween, whenever you need a helping hand in the office or just want to add some festive gore to your spooky decor, then look no further than this cool... More
Cast shadows of a full-blown zombie invasion on your walls when you light up this terrifying Zombie Shadow Cast!
These flexible pens are the same ones used in most US federal prisons to make it nearly impossible to do lethal damage with. Also great for pockets.
Although oven mitts aren't needed in the 23rd century world of food replicators, it would seem logical to wear one while handling hot pans in the oven here in... More
Great for a nice game of catch, a Halloween costume accessory or just scaring the life out of someone when you toss it their way unexpectedly.
As you curl up to read your next unscented digital ebook, now you can pretend it's still a musty old paper book from darker, uncivilized times when you spritz... More
Only a real psycho would want to be showering with a shower curtain stained with bloody handprints and a bath mat covered in blood spatter and footprints!
These fun stick on cartoon eyes are completely edible and sure to make you feel a bit guilty after taking a bite.
These stylish pressed black leather adhesive bandages from designer Scott Amron, come in a set of three and are sure to help you stand out among the poor wounded... More
