Hail a cab. Point things out. Wear at football games instead of the foam finger. Complete your octopus costume. Gesture to drivers who cut you off. Ruin family... More
A retro SPAM tin filled with meat-shaped, cinnamon-flavored mints.
Why buy a beautifully decorated fresh and fragrant live Christmas wreath for your door that adds a festive and wintry forest feel to your home, when you can... More
You can wrap just about anything in bacon to make it better and that now includes gifts. Even if the gift inside is horrendous, it's the thought of at least... More
It would be quite a shock for the average unknowing coffee drinker to stumble upon a terrifying tentacled octopus staring back at them wickedly from the dark... More
When presents are wrapped in this deliciously ingenious wrapping paper and properly stacked, they will come together as one giant tasty cheeseburger.
This extreme boxed wine tote is made from a real decommissioned ammunition case that's been retrofitted to hold the infamous box o' wine bags. It'll not only... More
Hopefully Santa won't get too confused by these modern updates to the traditional Christmas stocking. Choose from cowboy, Ugg or rain boots.
These hardcore winter caps are made from extra manly 100% acrylic yarn and combine a horned Viking-inspired helmet cap with a mighty soft-whiskered beard. Perfect... More
These decorative floor rugs from a galaxy far, far away are made from the lightsabered hides of the vicious fictional snow monsters lurking in the caves of the... More
This colossal gummy bear weighs 26 pounds, stands 17 inches tall, has 32,000 calories and includes a 34 fluid oz tummy bowl for serving up punches, candies,... More
Unlike the traditional red Tabasco Sauce cap, this fun bottle cap has been adorned with little buffalo horns that's great for dressing up the spicy new Tabasco... More
You many not need the cool new Old Spice Bear Deodorant Protector, but deep down you know you want it. This ridiculous item actually exists and is the perfect... More
Remember the old days, when the only thing that tasted like bacon, was bacon?
They may look like normal candy canes, but they taste like bacon!
This cool new Attitude Vase from sculptor Bruce Fontaine will either make you laugh or disturb you to the core, but either way, it'll definitely be the center... More
This massive stainless steel flask holds a whopping one gallon of your favorite spirit and since it's a bit hard to disguise in your pocket, you may need to... More
Simply slide the stainless steel probe into the turkey, place the device on the counter and when the internal temperature reaches 165 degrees F it flashes a... More
Produce thick, vaporous and harmless smoke from your bare hands whenever you want!
