This Forever Roll is a massive 11 inch version of the Quicker Picker Upper with 390 2-ply sheets per roll, which should be just enough for up to one month of... More
This box contains six red and yellow striped candy canes that supposedly taste just like a tasty slice of pizza. I'm not sure what kind of pizza or with what... More
Protect your wine and keep it from spilling when you slip one of these cool new Wine Condoms over the end of the bottle.
In Greek Mythology, King Sisyphus was sentenced by Zeus to forever roll toilet paper rolls up a tilted shelf in your bathroom for all of eternity, which may... More
To some, these kale-flavored green and white striped candy canes will taste delicious, heathy, and nutritious (they're not), and to the rest of us, they'll taste... More
Give a boring tree in your front yard a bit more of a terrifying personality this Halloween season.
After a long day of listening to activists shouting on every street corner, protesters protesting in front of every building, marchers marching down every street,... More
When a ninja comes home after a long day filled with assassinations and other super stealth killing action, they need to hang their dark masks up on something... More
After stirring up your famous tomato sauce, set down the wooden spoon on this cool new Blood Splatter Kitchen Utensil Holder to keep the countertop mess free... More
a miniature version of the massive stone megalith heads called the Moai found on Easter Island and their mysterious purpose has finally been revealed... to dispense... More
To Hell with table manners and proper dining etiquette, when you have a mighty hunger that cannot be tamed, feast like a beast with this cool new human-sized... More
While the massive long-necked sauropod dinosaurs like the Brachiosaurus, Apatosaurus, and Diplodocus were herbivores and loved munching on plants and tree tops,... More
That old Evolution of Man diagram will need to be updated soon and the funny new Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt looks to be on par for where we're headed.
This typical little squeeze bottle of hand sanitizer gel with aloe vera is completely real, except this funny prank version smells like total ass when it's applied... More
Perfect for ruining photos you're forced to stand in, fooling the paparazzi, tricking facial recognition security cameras, making a Halloween costume seem extra... More
Suffering from a terrible cold? Well, your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell when you pull a tissue from this cool new Hellraiser Puzzle Box / Tissue... More
This is the world's hottest gummy bear that reaches a staggering 9 million Scoville Heat Units, which is like 4 times the hotness of the world's current hottest... More
These unique accent rugs are shaped like arrows to either point the way for guests to follow or just to point out something interesting.
Just unroll these preventative shoe rubbers over your expensive sneakers and enjoy 99.9% protection from the mud, rain, and who knows what. They're even ribbed... More
These evil tea cups may look like ordinary porcelain tea cups with the usual floral pattern at first glance, but once the tea has been consumed, the horrific... More
Plan on retiring to the study with your partners in crime to carve up the world a little finer for yourselves all while enjoying fine cigars and brandy? Well,... More
