Like an abacus, slide toilet paper rolls onto the steel rod path to add to the count or subtract an empty roll off as a new one is slid up smoothly into place.
Conquer your mighty thirst! This massive red party cup holds 64 oz of booze, is made from sturdy, reusable ceramic, and is appropriately emblazoned with I Came... More
As an adult, I wouldn't mind having mittens that look like ferocious tiger paws, but alas these super cool mittens are designed for young children.
This fun squirrel feeder looks like a cute, miniature Adirondack chair that can be mounted to a tree or post and has a stake on the front to hold a corn cob... More
Just scoop out the stringy, seed-filled innards of your pumpkin, attach the stainless steel spigot, and then fill it up with some kind of festive concoction... More
To use, just pull the natural cork stopper out with your teeth... don't throw.... just pour and get proverbially bombed.
When the afternoon yawning starts and the boss isn't looking, simply blow into the hidden valve on this soft silk and microfiber tie to inflate it, lay your... More
At your next party, carry around your wine glass completely hands-free while you mingle about, carry a plate of appetizers, and shake a few hands.
Not sure what to wear on Thanksgiving? No matter whether it's going to be fancy or informal, just wear this Silly Turkey Face Thanksgiving T-Shirt either way.
It may look like one of those normal scented candles in a glass jar, but upon closer inspection has a lovely picture of a dog heaving and a label describing... More
This festive red sparking necktie comes complete with a white beard along the bottom and is perfect for any holiday party or anytime you want to look dashingly... More
A clever kitchen gadget that safely but intensely spins a normal egg until it completely scrambles the yolk inside the shell. Perfect for golden soft or hard... More
You know you'll be enjoying coffee in the morning and wine in the evening, so why dirty extra dishes when you can just use this 2-in-1 drinking vessel instead.
This cool new Barn Door Shower Curtain may look like a weathered wooden barn door, but it's actually a rustic shower curtain with a highly realistic print of... More
Designed to look exactly like a massive 4 foot wide whoopee cushion floating in the pool, but, unfortunately, it's only for floating around on and doesn't horrendously... More
Unsheathe one of these cool new Japanese Samurai Katana Sword Scissors from its cord wrapped scabbard and unleash the ancient sword-wielding warrior within you...... More
I was recently stuck in a massive traffic jam heading back to Green Head HeadQuarters and saw something that made my day much more interesting. A big truck in... More
Bottoms Up! These unique upside-down Bottle-in-a-Glass beer glasses are the perfect solution for those who can't decide between drinking straight from an ice... More
These high-tech LED drumsticks are made of durable Lexan and light up upon impact on the drumhead or cymbals, creating a dramatic light show effect on stage.
As of this writing, Monopoly for Millennial has not yet been banned by outraged, offended, and triggered Millennials.
