If you still love the movies, watching the Academy Awards, and drinking wine, then keep it fresh in between pours and staring at a phone with this fun stopper.
Reach into this focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm AKA class 5 full roaming vapor AKA disgusting blob to grab some buttery / ectoplasm-soaked popcorn.
Proving that you can actually wash off blood with blood, this disturbing pumpkin spice-scented bar of soap not only creates a bubbly lather, it also bleeds red.
A terrifying ultrasonic humidifier disguised as Godzilla that unleashes devastating bursts of blue atomic breath / LED-illuminated cool mist from its mouth.
When you have the power to destroy a planet, it's probably a good idea to relax with a soothing cup of tea before making any rash decisions.
This massive life-sized, animatronic replica of Robby the Robot from the 1956 science fiction classic, Forbidden Planet, can now be yours to command.
They never did find the body of that little boy named Jason Voorhees who drowned while camp counselors weren't paying attention, but wouldn't it be cool anyways... More
Welcome to the party pal! Yep, now you too can arrive at your Christmas party wearing the ultimate ugly Christmas sweater, er sweatshirt, just like the dead... More
Whenever you need to generate real natural tears on cue, just rub this menthol-infused wax applicator below your eyes and you'll be faux crying in no time.
Perfect to wear while enjoying a White Russian, bowling, fighting with Nihilists, or just relaxing around your
private residence, man.
Although this isn't the actual clown from the Poltergeist movie, it is a faithfully recreated, full-sized replica... and it still knows what scares you.
Replica of Clark Griswold's aluminum saucer sled from Christmas Vacation that's perfect for attempting a new amateur recreational saucer sled land speed record.
Are you looking for something unique to really tie a room's decor together? Your search is over. Just put this massive An American Werewolf in London lifesize... More
Feeling a bit strange, unusual, or possibly even dead? Then you need to contract the services of the afterlife's leading bio-exorcist, draw a door, and attempt... More
Have you always wanted to smash a beer bottle over someone's head like they do in bar fights in the movies? Well, now you can with your very own collection of... More
One of the more haunting scenes from Raiders of the Lost Ark is when Indiana Jones pulls out an old double-clasped, embossed leather Dutch Bible to show the... More
o matter whether your room on Earth is as dry as a frigid winter on the planet Hoth, a dusty summer on Tatooine, or the static-electrified bowels of the Death... More
This fascinating perpetual motion illusion features gravity-defying sticks that swing, flow, rotate and circle endlessly and silently!
A massive 372 page in-depth account and tribute to the production of one of the greatest movies ever made, packed with previously unpublished interviews, photos,... More
The Terminator is one of the most terrifying and ruthless movie villains ever created. So why not bring home and display one of these futuristic robot assassins... More
This tiny device docks onto your iPhone 4 and is able to project video and photos up to 50 inches on a wall, ceiling or any other flat surface using a super-bright... More
Dress in the iconic style of the man of everyone's dreams, Freddy Krueger.
Sure you'll look like a butthead wearing it now, but not for long...
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.