Heavyweight, six foot tall replica of the infamous Moai stone monoliths of Easter Island!
From a distance, this haunting door wreath may look quite decorative for the Autumn season, but as trick-or-treaters get closer, they'll be standing before an... More
If you're into the macabre or just need a cool conversation piece in the kitchen, then you really need to get one of these.
A tiny and easy to hide prank device that emits creepy sounds like creaking, scratching, breathing, children laughing and whispers at random intervals.
This set of two classic red and yellow condiment squeeze bottles each hold 12 oz and blink their eyes when tipped - yep. Just be glad they don't scream!
They may look like cute and innocent little gummy bears, but these devil-in-disguise gummies are infused with habanero peppers to create a searing inferno in... More
Terrifyingly realistic foam wrist-rest in the shape of a disembodied hand!
This exotic, rare bottle of whiskey holds a real Cobra snake with a real scorpion in its mouth that are forever infusing their unique flavors into the mix.
This Halloween, give all your (un)welcomed guests, trick-or-treaters, and crazed monsters on the loose something creepy to pass under on the way to your door.
This has got to be, by far, the scariest Halloween mask I have ever seen in my life! It's a real thriller.
A menacing, motion-activated sheeted spirit with glowing red eyes that grows from 5 feet to 6.5 feet tall, shakes from side to side, and makes ghostly sounds.
An evil little gizmo designed to be hidden somewhere where it can never be found as it emits random annoying sounds like beeps, crickets, doorbells, and more.
Just drop all your extra loose change into this 8 inch tall vinyl replica of Mr. Stay Puft and you'll be able to save up for a Proton Pack in no time at all.
A crazy bubbling mad scientist brain jar straight out of an old 1950's horror movie. You could use this crazy thing in your office as a soothing stress reducer... More
One of the most annoying critters in the galaxy, Salacious B. Crumb was the favored jester in the court of Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi. Now you can... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
If you'll be wearing an ugly Christmas sweater to a party this year, be sure to bring a bottle of wine to share that's also festively/frightfully fashionable... More
This is the tale of the famous Haunted eBay Painting. Warning, viewing the painting on the next page could have unexpected results... You've been warned...
Gather your friends around, light a candle, hold hands with this ceramic party hand prop replica, and say... Talk to Me.
Although it's only a 1/80 scale of the full-sized Godzilla, this monstrous model still measures in at a whopping 3 feet tall and 6.5 feet in length!
You don't know the power of the Dark Side, but you can learn the benefits of saving your money!
