Futuristic coffee table lets you safely experience the sheer power of a swirling, super massive black hole right in the middle of your living room without getting... More
This cool new half measuring cup/ half laboratory beaker puts measurements in a whole light.
Chopsticks are fun to wield around when eating Asian food, Samurai swords are fun to unleash when charging into a fearsome ancient battle and Samurai Sword Chopsticks... More
Officially licensed Star Wars bathrobes made by Droids somewhere out in the Outer Rim Territories from luxuriously soft terrycloth and feature an embroidered... More
This old school gyroscope has been precision made for near perfect balance and uses ball bearings for smooth gravity-defying spins that last for minutes.
In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming... More
When you have the power to destroy a planet, it's probably a good idea to relax with a soothing cup of tea before making any rash decisions.
In space, no one can hear you scream, but they will here on Earth when you reach inside this cool new ALIEN Cookie Jar.
Whether it's Halloween or you'll be attending a comic convention, hosting a late night horror moviethon, raving it up at a goth club, grabbing attention at company... More
The perfect blades for any modern kitchen warrior.
Before there was Count Dracula and Count Chocula, there was Count Orlock in one of the first real horror movies, Nosferatu!
These decorative floor rugs from a galaxy far, far away are made from the lightsabered hides of the vicious fictional snow monsters lurking in the caves of the... More
Light up the Dark Side with this cool new solid metal candlestick based on Darth Vader's lightsaber!
In the 21st century, the little cracked computer symbol with a green circle, a blue square and a red triangle is almost as common to see as the smiley face.... More
Feeling a bit strange, unusual, or possibly even dead? Then you need to contract the services of the afterlife's leading bio-exorcist, draw a door, and attempt... More
These luxurious 100% Titanium collar stays are non-magnetic, stiffer than stainless steel, TSA- and iron-friendly, and they also have secret integrated tools... More
If your office here on Earth is as dry as Tatooine, then Artoo can help add some much needed moisture to the air this winter!
While we still need roads in the 21st century and it's not quite 2015 yet, the cool new, er, retro Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor now exists just like Doc Brown's... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
These handmade wooden cutting boards have one of the famous space invaders embedded right into the woodgrain. They are made of durable dark walnut and hard-maple... More
Protect your data, passwords and web surfing with hardware-based encryption and military-grade security. It even self-destructs!!!
