This completely disturbing edible ribbed invertebrate measures in at a massive 26 inches long with a 5 inch girth, weighs 3 pounds, has 4000 calories, is equivalent... More
Who ya gonna call when your old piggy bank is overflowing with loose change? Slimer! Yes, the friendly, yet disgusting green blob of a ghost and his gluttonous... More
Yes, that's right, now you can finally have your very own 56 inch long, one hundred legged centipede prop to play with.
When your victim gives this seemingly innocent stress ball a squeeze, clear bubbles filled with flies, rats, worms, or cockroaches covered in a bloody-looking... More
Jones Soda is back to ring in the holidays with two all new Holiday Packs of their now famous seasonal dinner/meal sodas - Just Like Mom Used to Make. Yum, Yum!
These 21st century spit balls skip the spit and are made from non-toxic, hygienic polymers that grow up to 200 times their size!
This typical little squeeze bottle of hand sanitizer gel with aloe vera is completely real, except this funny prank version smells like total ass when it's applied... More
After scarfing down a plate of sizzling pork strips, skip the minty toothpaste and grab this tube of bacon-infused paste to not only maintain proper oral hygiene,... More
If you want to be a ghost for Halloween, forget the sheet with holes, become a Class 5 full roaming vapor and a real nasty one at that, when you become the voraciously... More
These fun stress balls may seem innocuous at first glance, once you give them a good squeeze, out pops an entire handful of colorful and disturbingly disgusting... More
Creepy tentacle wiggles and squirms when plugged into a computer's USB port. That's it.
They may look like ordinary white candles at first glance, but the wax turns blood red as it slowly oozes and drips down.
Fill up this poor undead guy's head with candy for the trick-or-treaters, use it to serve chips, snacks, and nuts at the Halloween party or I guess it could... More
This dill-flavored toothpaste will leave your mouth and breath freshly pickled and preserved!
Ranch dressing, pumpkin pie, peanut butter and jelly, buffalo wings, bacon, and sweet corn.
Jones Soda is back to ring in the holidays with two all new Holiday Packs of their now famous seasonal dinner/meal sodas.
Remember the old days, when the only thing that tasted like bacon, was bacon?
Just give the bottle a squeeze and the heads spew and spray projectile condiments out through their mouth or nostrils.
This meat flavored lip balm, er glaze, may sound like a questionable idea, but considering how many ways there are to enjoy SPAM already, is it really all that... More
