Creepy tentacle wiggles and squirms when plugged into a computer's USB port. That's it.
These cool new Ketchup Candy Canes taste just like America's favorite condiment and have red and white stripes so you can mix them in with regular candy canes... More
A soft fleece throw blanket designed for movie theater seats that not only helps keeps you warm during a chilly cinematic viewing, it also puts a protective... More
Who ya gonna call when your old piggy bank is overflowing with loose change? Slimer! Yes, the friendly, yet disgusting green blob of a ghost and his gluttonous... More
Reach into this focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm AKA class 5 full roaming vapor AKA disgusting blob to grab some buttery / ectoplasm-soaked popcorn.
These cards were gross, disgusting, disturbing and always hilarious and this cookbook combines all that into tasty recipes that only look and sound nauseating.
This fun yet quite nasty pimple popping toy simulates the act of popping huge pus-filled pimples.
You can spread many things on toast from peanut butter to jelly, but once happy hour starts it's time to switch over to this cool new Spreadable Beer.
Proving that you can actually wash off blood with blood, this disturbing pumpkin spice-scented bar of soap not only creates a bubbly lather, it also bleeds red.
Looking for a healthier, more eco-friendly snack that is packed with protein and utterly sustainable? Well, put down the mixed nuts and snack on these tasty... More
This typical little squeeze bottle of hand sanitizer gel with aloe vera is completely real, except this funny prank version smells like total ass when it's applied... More
Introducing, the all-new limited edition 2007 Jones Soda - Christmas + Chanukah Packs, just in time for the holidays!
These unusual candy canes replace the traditional boring peppermint candy cane flavor with the savory, umami flavor of gourmet Japanese shiitake mushrooms.
A sugary sweet cereal scented candle that changes to serious bad breath or a fruity citrus soda scented candle that changes to foul body odor after only a couple... More
This limited edition Jones Soda combines the compatible flavors of peanut butter and grape jelly into a wondrous carbonated beverage.
Fill up this poor undead guy's head with candy for the trick-or-treaters, use it to serve chips, snacks, and nuts at the Halloween party or I guess it could... More
Whatever food you put inside this cool new and a horrifying Zombie Bow will make it seem like you're munching on its brains.
This set of ten highly realistic blood bags are perfect for filling up with dark blood red cocktails, red wine, actual blood (vampires only), or any other fun... More
They may look like ordinary white candles at first glance, but the wax turns blood red as it slowly oozes and drips down.
There's farm to table and then there's desert to dessert with this fully edible and quite tasty HotLix Chocolate-Covered Scorpion.
This Thanksgiving you won't be choking down the traditional Turkey and Gravy Soda, because the fine people at Jones Soda have gone 100% vegetarian and are now... More
