This fun yet quite nasty pimple popping toy simulates the act of popping huge pus-filled pimples.
This limited edition Jones Soda combines the compatible flavors of peanut butter and grape jelly into a wondrous carbonated beverage.
A soft fleece throw blanket designed for movie theater seats that not only helps keeps you warm during a chilly cinematic viewing, it also puts a protective... More
Nobody would expect a remote controlled centipede to creepily crawl out from under a couch or bed or just along the wall for others to catch out of the corner... More
You don't need to crack open the Ark of the Covenant to see some faces horrifically melting off, just use a simple match and light this cool new Melting Toht... More
You can spread many things on toast from peanut butter to jelly, but once happy hour starts it's time to switch over to this cool new Spreadable Beer.
Cool new and absolutely disturbing fountain that depicts a bloodsucking vampire holding the decapitated head of his victim with blood gushing out of his fanged... More
Reach into this focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm AKA class 5 full roaming vapor AKA disgusting blob to grab some buttery / ectoplasm-soaked popcorn.
These fun stress balls may seem innocuous at first glance, once you give them a good squeeze, out pops an entire handful of colorful and disturbingly disgusting... More
Jones Soda is back to ring in the holidays with two all new Holiday Packs of their now famous seasonal dinner/meal sodas - Just Like Mom Used to Make. Yum, Yum!
This set of ten highly realistic blood bags are perfect for filling up with dark blood red cocktails, red wine, actual blood (vampires only), or any other fun... More
Expect a flurry of conversation to erupt at the dining table (and a lot of snickering) when this ceramic, cat-shaped gravy boat pours gravy from its mouth.
Is Kraft Macaroni and Cheese yellow or orange? Well, whatever shade of retina-searing cheddar it is, it's gone from a tasty side dish to an ice cream flavor.
Yes, that's right, now you can finally have your very own 56 inch long, one hundred legged centipede prop to play with.
Who ya gonna call when your old piggy bank is overflowing with loose change? Slimer! Yes, the friendly, yet disgusting green blob of a ghost and his gluttonous... More
This sweet and savory carbonated concoction tastes just like bacon and is a refreshing way to wash down real bacon every morning at breakfast.
When your victim gives this seemingly innocent stress ball a squeeze, clear bubbles filled with flies, rats, worms, or cockroaches covered in a bloody-looking... More
After scarfing down a plate of sizzling pork strips, skip the minty toothpaste and grab this tube of bacon-infused paste to not only maintain proper oral hygiene,... More
You shouldn't fill up on candy before dinner, but before breakfast, a smokey sweet and swirly Bacon Lollipop always hits the spot.
This completely disturbing edible ribbed invertebrate measures in at a massive 26 inches long with a 5 inch girth, weighs 3 pounds, has 4000 calories, is equivalent... More
This limited edition and highly collectible carbonated pig pop comes in a holiday pack that includes 2 Bottles of Jones Bacon Soda, 1 Tube of Bacon Lip Balm,... More
