This rustic dining table uses a massive natural teak root for its base and is topped with a 70 inch diameter piece of tempered glass allowing the root to be... More
Let's face it, the tacky lawn ornaments, annoying garden gnomes, unfashionable concrete geese, and utterly boring traditional topiaries just aren't getting the... More
This innovative ceramic vase is designed to naturally extend the life of fresh cut roses and other blooming flowers for up to 3 weeks without chemicals, water... More
It may look like it contains a barrel-full of wine, but it's actually housing a built-in beer dispensing kegerator instead.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
A stunning round outdoor table with a pedestal base sculpted to resemble the eight curling arms of an octopus.
A patriotic wooden birdhouse illuminated with red, white, and blue star-shaped LEDs.
Don't let a tasty tempting cookie let you become unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Simply peer into this cool new ALIEN Ovomorph Egg... More
It may look like a small decorative slab of wood on your nightstand, but with a simple tap or clap of your hands, it displays an analog face that tells the time... More
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
While it may appear to be nothing more than a big black cube, when pressed it uses LEDs and mirrors to simulate the wonders of the galaxy using three different... More
This festive, two-piece tumbler is shaped like a tasty pineapple, handmade from brass including the straw, and can served with the leafy lid on top or with it... More
Put your finest spirits or even a fine mouthwash on display in luxurious style with this cool new Diamond Whiskey Decanter.
This unique plant produces a continuous supply of tiny clusters of edible pixie grapes right in a patio planter - no vineyard required.
Towering 7 feet tall with a wingspan reaching out to 13 feet wide, this jaw-dropping sculptural metal dragon with glowing red LED eyes is sure to instill total... More
I've never slept upon a flat woven Japanese tatami mat, but I hear they're quite comfortable, especially if you have a bad back. This one is sized for a cat.
Combines a bronze metal sculptural wind spinner with a water sprinkler to create kinetic yard art that also waters a lawn, garden, or flower beds in a much more... More
A whimsical yet sculptural metal outdoor end table shaped like a little whale that illuminates from within at night through hand-punched holes and slits.
A unique beer growler shaped like an old-fashioned cannonball that is handmade from weathered stoneware. While it can't be launched from a cannon, it can easily... More
