This nearly 6 ft tall live-edged plank of European oak stands at an angle on a steel base and has 24 staggered holes to securely hold wine bottles by the neck.
A minimalist alarm clock that looks like small slab of wood at first glance, but once you snap your fingers, clap your hands, or tap on the table it turns on... More
A massive six foot tall water fountain that combines a sculptural steel column of spiraling lotus blossoms with the natural soothing sounds of falling water.
This out of this world ceramic planter looks like the backend of a retro rocket ship that simulates a fiery blast when you plant a flame-like plant such as a... More
This space-saving elevated garden planter is the perfect size for growing vegetables, herbs, and flowers right on your patio and is also at the perfect waist-high... More
This modern sculptural lounger is the world's only hanging zome that safely suspends down from an included curved tripod stand or even from a tree branch, gazebo,... More
This unique pendant lamp may look like a fluffy cloud hanging down from the ceiling, but upon closer inspection is unexpectedly crafted from zippers.
This fun bean bag chair looks like a massive, realistic baked potato complete with a pat of butter satin pillow (chives cost extra).
If you love those iconic architectural water towers dotted around on the rooftops of New York City, then check out this cool new Alessi Water Tower Kitchen Container... More
This rustic dining table uses a massive natural teak root for its base and is topped with a 70 inch diameter piece of tempered glass allowing the root to be... More
Let's face it, the tacky lawn ornaments, annoying garden gnomes, unfashionable concrete geese, and utterly boring traditional topiaries just aren't getting the... More
This innovative ceramic vase is designed to naturally extend the life of fresh cut roses and other blooming flowers for up to 3 weeks without chemicals, water... More
It may look like it contains a barrel-full of wine, but it's actually housing a built-in beer dispensing kegerator instead.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
A stunning round outdoor table with a pedestal base sculpted to resemble the eight curling arms of an octopus.
A patriotic wooden birdhouse illuminated with red, white, and blue star-shaped LEDs.
Unlike a typical duster that you need to hide away and forget about in some cabinet, this cute llama-shaped duster is designed to be conveniently and decoratively... More
Don't let a tasty tempting cookie let you become unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Simply peer into this cool new ALIEN Ovomorph Egg... More
It may look like a small decorative slab of wood on your nightstand, but with a simple tap or clap of your hands, it displays an analog face that tells the time... More