Whether it's Halloween or you're just in that kind of mood, illuminate the darkness with this macabre skeleton hand candle set.
A unique beer growler shaped like an old-fashioned cannonball that is handmade from weathered stoneware. While it can't be launched from a cannon, it can easily... More
A whimsical yet sculptural metal outdoor end table shaped like a little whale that illuminates from within at night through hand-punched holes and slits.
Combines a bronze metal sculptural wind spinner with a water sprinkler to create kinetic yard art that also waters a lawn, garden, or flower beds in a much more... More
Towering 7 feet tall with a wingspan reaching out to 13 feet wide, this jaw-dropping sculptural metal dragon with glowing red LED eyes is sure to instill total... More
This unique plant produces a continuous supply of tiny clusters of edible pixie grapes right in a patio planter - no vineyard required.
Put your finest spirits or even a fine mouthwash on display in luxurious style with this cool new Diamond Whiskey Decanter.
This festive, two-piece tumbler is shaped like a tasty pineapple, handmade from brass including the straw, and can served with the leafy lid on top or with it... More
While it may appear to be nothing more than a big black cube, when pressed it uses LEDs and mirrors to simulate the wonders of the galaxy using three different... More
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
It may look like a small decorative slab of wood on your nightstand, but with a simple tap or clap of your hands, it displays an analog face that tells the time... More
Don't let a tasty tempting cookie let you become unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Simply peer into this cool new ALIEN Ovomorph Egg... More
Unlike a typical duster that you need to hide away and forget about in some cabinet, this cute llama-shaped duster is designed to be conveniently and decoratively... More
A patriotic wooden birdhouse illuminated with red, white, and blue star-shaped LEDs.
A stunning round outdoor table with a pedestal base sculpted to resemble the eight curling arms of an octopus.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
It may look like it contains a barrel-full of wine, but it's actually housing a built-in beer dispensing kegerator instead.
This innovative ceramic vase is designed to naturally extend the life of fresh cut roses and other blooming flowers for up to 3 weeks without chemicals, water... More
Let's face it, the tacky lawn ornaments, annoying garden gnomes, unfashionable concrete geese, and utterly boring traditional topiaries just aren't getting the... More
