It seems like every garden nowadays has one of those goofy gnome statues standing around, but yours can be somewhat gnome free when you introduce an invasive,... More
When you can't make it all the way to the bottom of a wine bottle, who better to guard the remains, but a Genie in a Bottle! Yes that's right, this ultra cool... More
Brine shrimp never looked so good as in this newly decorated black and gold accented tank equipped with a ventilated lid and a mound of gold on the bottom. Like... More
When you combine elements of extreme terror, unpronounceable galactic monsters and delicious roasting hot dogs on the grill, you get something curiously awesome... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Whatever costume you're wearing for Halloween, forget it, nothing is as creepy, disturbing and bizarrely cool as the new Horse Head Mask!
Give a boring tree in your front yard a bit more of a terrifying personality this Halloween season.
This king of all scarecrows, who may also be genetically mixed with a haunted tree, is a towering 7 foot tall animatronic talking creature from some horrifying... More
If you have a trailer hitch and are without something to tow, fill that boring old empty hitch receiver with one of these terrifying T-Rex Trailer Hitch Covers.
If you're already afraid of the ocean, now you can fear the land as well when you place this cool new Sea Monster Yard Decoration in your garden, under a tree,... More
This cool new Stained Glass Dragon Fireplace Screen guards your hearth with a ferocious fire-breathing dragon engulfed in flames all colorfully depicted in vibrant... More
This massive 8 foot tall inflatable spider hangs from the side of your home and seemingly crawls up and down the exterior in either direction over 2.5 feet.
A lifesize animatronic skeleton that can either detect motion and speak some pre-recorded sayings or speak anything you say through an included microphone.
Whether it's Halloween or even the middle of Summer, this gigantic 12 foot tall inflatable arachnid-looking monster thing will undoubtedly make your home the... More
This is a massive version of a cute worry eating creature called a Sorgenfresser that gobbles up anything you write down on paper for a little peace of mind... More
a lethal underwater predator inspired cocktail shaker that's perfect for shaking up a Shark Attack Cocktail during Shark Week, on a boat (a bigger boat if possible),... More
This Halloween, after you've carved your jack o lantern masterpiece, give your ghoulish gourd a body like a ghost, Dracula, Frankenstein or a skeleton with these... More
Whatever food you put inside this cool new and a horrifying Zombie Bow will make it seem like you're munching on its brains.
In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming... More
You won't be able to clone any pesky dinosaurs from this prehistoric insect trapped in amber, but you can gaze upon a preserved creature that lived over 23-33... More
An amazing animatronic baby dinosaur that stands over 3 feet tall and reacts to movement and touch for the ultimate in prehistoric make-believe fun.
