From a distance, this haunting door wreath may look quite decorative for the Autumn season, but as trick-or-treaters get closer, they'll be standing before an... More
An amazing animatronic baby dinosaur that stands over 3 feet tall and reacts to movement and touch for the ultimate in prehistoric make-believe fun.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
A massive shark sleeping bag that can comfortably swallow up children and most adults and doubles as a cuddly plush stuffed animal when not feeding on humans.
The search for the reclusive and mysterious Bigfoot is over. Now you can take pictures and capture all the grainy footage you want when you give this monstrously... More
If you're already afraid of the ocean, now you can fear the land as well when you place this cool new Sea Monster Yard Decoration in your garden, under a tree,... More
Although it's only a 1/80 scale of the full-sized Godzilla, this monstrous model still measures in at a whopping 3 feet tall and 6.5 feet in length!
It seems like every garden nowadays has one of those goofy gnome statues standing around, but yours can be somewhat gnome free when you introduce an invasive,... More
This cool three-dimensional costume self-inflates with a built-in fan to create the amazing illusion that you are the Headless Horseman riding up on your horse... More
This is a massive version of a cute worry eating creature called a Sorgenfresser that gobbles up anything you write down on paper for a little peace of mind... More
This massive handcrafted statue depicts a full size hippo on one side and the other featuring a comfortable sofa built into its barrel-shaped hairless body.
One of the most annoying critters in the galaxy, Salacious B. Crumb was the favored jester in the court of Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi. Now you can... More
They say, in space no one can hear you scream, but they'll definitely hear you scream here on Earth when you bring a gigantic, life-sized ALIEN into your home.
A menacing, motion-activated sheeted spirit with glowing red eyes that grows from 5 feet to 6.5 feet tall, shakes from side to side, and makes ghostly sounds.
This hilarious ice scraper is covered with a plush version of a Wampa's clawed arm designed to keep your hands warm in the harshest of winter weather, just like... More
This howling rug may look like it was crafted from the hide of a real werewolf, but thankfully it's just faux fur that won't transform back into normal human... More
Way cooler than having a real bear in your home, living or stuffed, and could be fun to dress them up or randomly use them for heart-stopping pranks.
Nothing says Halloween like a coven of cackling witches flying around on broomsticks in the front yard, hopefully casting spells on the neighbors.
Establish yourself as a REALLY Big Game Hunter!
This massive teenage hound from Hell comes outfitted in a stylish letterman jacket, blue jeans, and penny loafers and is realistically based off of Rick Baker's... More
Remote controlled jet-powered dragon that soars through the air at up to 70 mph and breathes propane-powered fireball blasts when on the ground.
