On my journeys on-road, off-road, and off-world, there's really nothing I trust to have in my glove compartment more than an emergency can of Liquid Schwartz.
Whenever you need to generate real natural tears on cue, just rub this menthol-infused wax applicator below your eyes and you'll be faux crying in no time.
These little handmade black bat wings easily attach to the license plate of most vehicles by sharing the same two top screws on top.
A large, hands-free umbrella that you wear on your head to protect your head, neck, and shoulders from the sun and rain.
Slip it on, turn on the built-in fan, and instantly transform into a giant inflatable foil-wrapped Hershey's Kiss complete with a white flag plum on top.
This sharp-dressed, furry little werewolf butler has a tray to serve up drinks and appetizers to all your friends and fiends on Halloween... or on a full moon.
This functional, double-take-inducing umbrella is topped with colorful faux Autumn leaves so it looks like you're sheltering under a big pile of them.
This is a cozy knitted sweater version of the iconic Chicago Blackhawks Hockey Jersey that Clark Griswold wore in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
A life-sized statue of Yoda that speaks while realistically moving his head and face, wields a lightsaber back and forth, and includes a Santa and a witch hat.
These festive, wildlife-inspired ear muffs have extra fluffy faux fur ear cups on the sides and whimsical plush reindeer antlers rising up from the top band.
This prop replica of the magazine Rowdy Roddy Piper was looking at in John Carpenter's They Live can now be yours to brainwash and control you anytime you wish.
This set of six suave survival staches make the perfect short notice disguise and come in sealed packages to keep them extra fresh.
The Jetsons cartoon showed us a 1960s version of the future where everything was automated and nobody really worked, except for the poor robot maid, Rosie.
