The red ball shows the hour, the white ball shows the minute, and they both magically circle around in the water like a traditional analog clock via two rotating... More
Take plants to the next level, literally.
This handy flatware set includes a 18/10 stainless steel knife, fork, tablespoon, and teaspoon that have a convenient wrench on the end.
Enjoy the scent of a crackling campfire anytime you wish inside the comfort of your home, minus the roasted marshmallows. It's also much easier to light.
These fun reusable drink stirrers allow you to safely put dry ice directly into cocktails and other drinks to release effervescent fizzy bubbles and smoky vapors... More
Moves the hideous package of wet wipes off the back of the toilet tank into a convenient yet discrete dispenser on the wall next to the old-fashioned toilet... More
Cats are way too proud to be dressed up in funny costumes and hats, but it's usually worth the risk of future wrath when they look so adorably cute in them.... More
This unique therapy dough isn't for baking, but you can knead it, stretch it, pull it, mold it, pinch it, smoosh it, and even throw it during times of stress,... More
A fun decal for the back window of a vehicle that makes it seem as if Arnold Schwarzenegger himself is flexing his arms every time the rear wiper moves.
While it may not be as strong and well protected as a coffee table constructed from exotic frozen materials only found in a galaxy far, far away, it makes up... More
While it may appear to be nothing more than a big black cube, when pressed it uses LEDs and mirrors to simulate the wonders of the galaxy using three different... More
Whether you're stuck in a soul-crushing traffic jam, someone cuts you off, you don't care for the bumper sticker in front of you, or you just need to relieve... More
Don't let a tasty tempting cookie let you become unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Simply peer into this cool new ALIEN Ovomorph Egg... More
Unlike a typical duster that you need to hide away and forget about in some cabinet, this cute llama-shaped duster is designed to be conveniently and decoratively... More
A stunning round outdoor table with a pedestal base sculpted to resemble the eight curling arms of an octopus.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Let's face it, the tacky lawn ornaments, annoying garden gnomes, unfashionable concrete geese, and utterly boring traditional topiaries just aren't getting the... More
If you love those iconic architectural water towers dotted around on the rooftops of New York City, then check out this cool new Alessi Water Tower Kitchen Container... More
This fun bean bag chair looks like a massive, realistic baked potato complete with a pat of butter satin pillow (chives cost extra).
This unique pendant lamp may look like a fluffy cloud hanging down from the ceiling, but upon closer inspection is unexpectedly crafted from zippers.
