If you're a bit of a wealthy eccentric who loves wine, overly elaborate contraptions, and impractical yet functional sculptural works of art, then perhaps this... More
Lifesize museum-quality replica fossil skeleton of Stan, the most complete male Tyrannosaurus Rex ever unearthed.
If you've got a literal ton of quarters burning a hole in your big, big pockets, wish you could shrink down in size to when you were a little kid trying to reach... More
This massive handcrafted statue depicts a full size hippo on one side and the other featuring a comfortable sofa built into its barrel-shaped hairless body.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
A massive mobile floating water park with an enclosed spiral slide, two angled trampolines, a rope swing, a jump off platform, decks covered in artificial turf,... More
You'll have to think in three dimensions and expand your spatial understanding to guide a small marble through a complex maze of channels, zig-zags, hairpin... More
This large and luxurious leather bean bag chair is inspired by the spike-covered sea urchin, except this one is much more comfortable to sit on.
This somewhat scaled down Brachiosaurus dinosaur statue reaches impressive heights of over 15 feet tall, the perfect backyard tree leaf munching height.
If you thought squatching across the Pacific Northwest looking for Bigfoot was a tough mission and possibly pointless excursion, then imagine doing this atop... More
This massive sculptural fire pit is a six foot sphere handcrafted in Tennessee from plate steel with an iron oxide patina finish that lets the flickering flames... More
Transform your ordinary backyard into an African savanna when you accent it with a statue of the world's largest living terrestrial animal.
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
This full-sized animatronic Zoltar fortune teller machine comes to life, speaks, and then dispenses fortune cards when anyone approaches with money.
Towering 7 feet tall with a wingspan reaching out to 13 feet wide, this jaw-dropping sculptural metal dragon with glowing red LED eyes is sure to instill total... More
When you absolutely, positively have to have one of the largest flower pots on the planet, right in your very own backyard (or front), look no further than the... More
This massive lifesize statue of a fearsome and majestic lion has a large illuminated ring around its neck to light up the darkness... and scare off any intruders... More
This holiday season, coming straight down from the North Pole to croon some classic Christmas tunes to you and your family is none other than this cool new Massive... More
Unleash this towering 7.5 foot replica of the infamous werewolf from the movie, The Howling.
A literal double take inducing lifesize statue of a terrifying mad doctor or some sort well-dressed butcher in rubber boots, apron, and gloves with four impossible... More
Need a unique chair for the living room, a bench for the garden, or just want a commanding seat at the dining table?
This giant handcrafted plush reindeer reproduction magically comes to life and begins to speak and sing songs through it's animated talking head. If you're 150... More
This stunning desktop task light has been massively scaled up into a gigantic floor lamp that stretches to nearly 9 feet tall!
This massive teenage hound from Hell comes outfitted in a stylish letterman jacket, blue jeans, and penny loafers and is realistically based off of Rick Baker's... More