If you thought that a human zombie apocalypse was bad, can you imagine if all those cute little garden gnomes became zombified too?
They're made in the USA from real seasoned ground beef that's grilled with a melted cheese slice and then freeze dried for a shelf life up to 25 years.
This terrifying animatronic moving zombie torso hangs from a rope, has a giant spike stabbed into its forehead, and groans as it writhes around in undead agony.
Loop the green string around a log, build a structure of logs around it, and then pull the red string to ignite it. No matches, lighters, or kindling required.
This cool new Terrifying Zombie Head Planter is the perfect combination of horror and horticulture.
This stunning little resin night light depicts a towering fiery mushroom cloud blast in the middle of a nuked cityscape of apocalyptic devastation.
Just one of these jumbo-sized rolls of soft, 2-ply toilet paper equals 20 regular rolls, is 20X longer than a regular roll, and each sheet is 4X bigger.
Prepare and survive through the most common worst-case scenarios, but in a fun way... well, as much fun as you could have reading about the end of the world.
A terrifying ultrasonic humidifier disguised as Godzilla that unleashes devastating bursts of blue atomic breath / LED-illuminated cool mist from its mouth.
