A terrifying ultrasonic humidifier disguised as Godzilla that unleashes devastating bursts of blue atomic breath / LED-illuminated cool mist from its mouth.
Prepare and survive through the most common worst-case scenarios, but in a fun way... well, as much fun as you could have reading about the end of the world.
Just one of these jumbo-sized rolls of soft, 2-ply toilet paper equals 20 regular rolls, is 20X longer than a regular roll, and each sheet is 4X bigger.
This stunning little resin night light depicts a towering fiery mushroom cloud blast in the middle of a nuked cityscape of apocalyptic devastation.
This cool new Terrifying Zombie Head Planter is the perfect combination of horror and horticulture.
Loop the green string around a log, build a structure of logs around it, and then pull the red string to ignite it. No matches, lighters, or kindling required.
This terrifying animatronic moving zombie torso hangs from a rope, has a giant spike stabbed into its forehead, and groans as it writhes around in undead agony.
They're made in the USA from real seasoned ground beef that's grilled with a melted cheese slice and then freeze dried for a shelf life up to 25 years.
If you thought that a human zombie apocalypse was bad, can you imagine if all those cute little garden gnomes became zombified too?
Fresh, clean water is essential when out exploring or in an emergency and this can provide it from almost any water source, wherever you may roam.
Watch the world burn with this stunning handcrafted fire pit globe depicting the continents of planet Earth engulfed in flames when lit from within.
If it's the end of the world, you might as well have plenty of tasty macaroni and cheese ready to go while you enjoy the show.
Nothing quite lights up a room like a nuclear explosion, except now you can do it safely on a much smaller scale and without all that nasty fallout with this... More
This huge 128 oz jug of Franks RedHot sauce has a whopping 756 servings inside waiting for you splash it all over eggs, pizza, sandwiches, burgers, tacos, dips,... More
These cool new Asymmetric Jeans are not only the perfect pair of jeans for those who cannot decide between skinny jeans and wide-leg jeans, they're for anyone... More
Unlike bulky solar panels that aren't much use at night or on foggy / rainy days, this cool new Waterlily USB can help you recharge your digital devices on the... More
A portable cast iron camping stove that uses branches, twigs, pinecones, and other dry wood to quickly produce hot burning flames with little to no smoke in... More
The world's first battery-powered generator that can not only match the power of a gas generator, it can do it indoors or out, home or away, and without all... More
These survival boot laces are constructed from durable 550 paracord and have handy fire starting ferro rod tips that can be used to produce a shower of blazing... More
The possibilities for transporting extreme amounts of random stuff on your back are endless when you slip on this giant, oversized backpack.
Whether it's an emergency / survival situation, construction / demolition job, or a voracious brain-munching zombie is in your way... you can't go wrong carrying... More
It's always nice to have a bottle of truly great bourbon, Scotch, or other whisk(e)y on hand for special occasions, good news, engagements, funerals, divorces,... More
Inside each package are six completely edible dried Chinese Golden scorpions that can be safely consumed whole from their pinchers all the way down to their... More