This suit is made entirely from genuine working bubble wrap and is inspired by the space suits worn by Zoltan's UFO cultists in the movie, Dude, Where's My Car?
Are your nostrils and ears being utterly invaded by terrifying alien hairs every single night while you sleep? Do you awaken your family every morning with screams... More
This massive 10 foot wide, illuminated alien flying saucer seems to have crashed landed into some equally giant inflatable boulders right on your front lawn.
A lifesized replica of the Ovomorph egg from ALIEN that comes complete with articulated flaps that open and close, a Facehugger inside, and eerie LED lighting.
Transport your frazzled, anxiety-ridden, stressed-out Earthbound mind to the tranquil surface of Mars when you mindlessly mess around with this Mars Zen Garden.
This handmade prop replica of the infamously voracious houseplant from outer space depicts it in its baby stage when it was still living in a little coffee can.
Fully functional miniature arcade game replicas of some of the greatest titles in video game history like Space Invaders, Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, and Galaxian.
One of the most annoying critters in the galaxy, Salacious B. Crumb was the favored jester in the court of Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi. Now you can... More
This gigantic eight foot tall yard inflatable makes it seem as if a little UFO is hovering over your lawn and beaming up whatever you wish to place in the illuminated... More
Instantly identify over 6,000 celestial objects at the touch of a button when aiming the at any section of the night sky. It uses a combination of automatic... More
They say, in space no one can hear you scream, but they'll definitely hear you scream here on Earth when you bring a gigantic, life-sized ALIEN into your home.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
These silicone ice trays make ice in the shape of the elongated, double-mouthed, and very drooly Xenomorph head or the egg pod that launches Facehuggers at you.
This prop replica of the magazine Rowdy Roddy Piper was looking at in John Carpenter's They Live can now be yours to brainwash and control you anytime you wish.
This replica of the Martian's atomic ray gun lights up with blue LEDs, plays space weaponry sounds, and shoots out an illuminated green mist laser blast.
