When the aliens invade, the zombies rise from the dead, the electrical grid collapses, the drones become self-aware, or you're just skipping around happily while... More
The infamous Golden Records traveling aboard NASA's Voyager 1 and 2 space probes are the ultimate gold records and now you can hang a replica of one on your... More
With faux curly horns and a miniature Tusken Raider seemingly riding on a saddle, this hilarious pet costume instantly transforms your best friend into fearsome... More
These apocalyptic metal bookends depict a full blown alien invasion complete with death ray firing flying saucers, cow abductions, and humans running for their... More
This cool new Egg 51 Egg Cup seats one soft boiled egg pilot in the center of a flying saucer.
In space, no one can hear you scream, but they will here on Earth when you reach inside this cool new ALIEN Cookie Jar.
When you're left with half an onion, half a lemon, half a tomato, or half of any other fruit or vegetable, look no further than outer space for a solution to... More
Are your nostrils and ears being utterly invaded by terrifying alien hairs every single night while you sleep? Do you awaken your family every morning with screams... More
Unlike boring old regular balloons, these fun super-sized balloons look like the the long green heads of intergalactic aliens and have integrated blinking and... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Don't let a tasty tempting cookie let you become unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Simply peer into this cool new ALIEN Ovomorph Egg... More
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
If you're trying to keep your home or office extra tidy and wish you could be scared to death while doing it, then feel free to approach this cool new Motion-Activated... More
Forget the gold records musicians used to receive and hang on the walls, because the ultimate gold records are on the Voyager space probes and now you can listen... More
Fully functional miniature arcade game replicas of some of the greatest titles in video game history like Space Invaders, Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, and Galaxian.
This fun ceramic coffee mug is molded into the shape of the infamous vile Tatooine crime boss Java the Hut, er, I mean Jabba the Hut and it holds up to 20 oz... More
This adorable life-sized Porg replica stands 10 inches tall, moves its mouth and wings, and makes 3 different sounds.
Unlike huge full size pinball machines and arcade cabinets that only have one game, this space-saving virtual pinball / arcade is vertical and can be either... More
If you worry that THEY are out there somewhere trying to read your mind, beaming thoughts into your head, or tracking you psychically, forget wrapping your sensitive... More
While a lifesize adult Groot flowerpot would probably be way too large for your home, this baby Groot flowerpot is just right for growing small plants, succulents,... More
Having trouble opening an envelope, especially in space? Well forget flamethrowers, pulse rifles, acid for blood, or even artificial people to help you open... More
