At the dinner table, everyone will hear you scream, with delight, when dish after horrifying dish gets served up from this cool new ALIEN: The Official Cookbook... More
This cool new, year 2179-inspired NERF LMTD M41-A Blaster is the NERF blaster version of the Colonial Marine's standard issue Pulse Rifle from the movie ALIENS.... More
Step aside garden gnomes, fashionable cement geese, that blue gazing ball thing, and plastic pink flamingos, because this cool new Crashed Flying Saucer Statue... More
This handmade cosplay costume will transform the wearer into the massive tree-like alien Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy in highly realistic detail.
This gigantic eight foot tall yard inflatable makes it seem as if a little UFO is hovering over your lawn and beaming up whatever you wish to place in the illuminated... More
This fun scented candle is reverse-engineered from the actual fragrance that's pumped into the ride's waiting line queue in the woods.
This cool new UFO Night Kite from HENGDA KITE not only illuminates the darkness as you fly it at night, it also might trigger a wave of panicked flying saucer... More
No matter whether you're nervously waiting for an alien abduction, prepping for an alien invasion, or are just watching movies about aliens of all kinds, then... More
A giant bean bag chair shaped like the terrifying Wampa creature from the snowy planet Hoth that comes complete with a detachable severed arm thanks to Luke... More
This terrifying Halloween candy bucket is shaped like the elongated head of the double-mouthed, acid for blood xenomorph from the movie ALIEN.
This is no cave... it's a Star Wars Space Slug Desk Organizer!
Having trouble opening an envelope, especially in space? Well forget flamethrowers, pulse rifles, acid for blood, or even artificial people to help you open... More
While a lifesize adult Groot flowerpot would probably be way too large for your home, this baby Groot flowerpot is just right for growing small plants, succulents,... More
If you worry that THEY are out there somewhere trying to read your mind, beaming thoughts into your head, or tracking you psychically, forget wrapping your sensitive... More
Unlike huge full size pinball machines and arcade cabinets that only have one game, this space-saving virtual pinball / arcade is vertical and can be either... More
This adorable life-sized Porg replica stands 10 inches tall, moves its mouth and wings, and makes 3 different sounds.
This fun ceramic coffee mug is molded into the shape of the infamous vile Tatooine crime boss Java the Hut, er, I mean Jabba the Hut and it holds up to 20 oz... More
Fully functional miniature arcade game replicas of some of the greatest titles in video game history like Space Invaders, Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, and Galaxian.
Forget the gold records musicians used to receive and hang on the walls, because the ultimate gold records are on the Voyager space probes and now you can listen... More
If you're trying to keep your home or office extra tidy and wish you could be scared to death while doing it, then feel free to approach this cool new Motion-Activated... More
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
Don't let a tasty tempting cookie let you become unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Simply peer into this cool new ALIEN Ovomorph Egg... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Unlike boring old regular balloons, these fun super-sized balloons look like the the long green heads of intergalactic aliens and have integrated blinking and... More