This holiday season, coming straight down from the North Pole to croon some classic Christmas tunes to you and your family is none other than this cool new Massive... More
This huge, life-sized head of a Tauntaun is a highly detailed replica of the original prop used inStar Wars The Empire Strikes Back. Each of these officially... More
This massive lifesize statue of a fearsome and majestic lion has a large illuminated ring around its neck to light up the darkness... and scare off any intruders... More
This cool new Driftwood and Concrete Table is sure to stun your dining guests with its glass smooth concrete tabletop resting upon an almost sculptural base... More
This conversation starting Italian sofa is comprised of a gigantic, oversized poppy seed hot dog bun that holds a massive weiner lumbar pillow (with a long squirt... More
This modern sculptural lounger is the world's only hanging zome that safely suspends down from an included curved tripod stand or even from a tree branch, gazebo,... More
Add a whimsical, decorative touch to your living room, animation studio, castle, or theme park office with this double-take-inducing, sculptural coffee table.
This giant statue of an armored Ankylosaurus dinosaur with a destructive clubbed tail is all curled up, chilled out, and ready to take a snooze on the lawn.
A massive 7 foot 8 inch tall highly detailed replica of the sarcastic reprogrammed Imperial security droid K-2SO from Star Wars Rogue One.
When you absolutely, positively have to have one of the largest flower pots on the planet, right in your very own backyard (or front), look no further than the... More
Towering 7 feet tall with a wingspan reaching out to 13 feet wide, this jaw-dropping sculptural metal dragon with glowing red LED eyes is sure to instill total... More
This massive, lifesize Triceratops dinosaur statue is nearly 20 feet long, stands 10 feet tall, and is posed like it's charging across your yard.
Transform your ordinary backyard into an African savanna when you accent it with a statue of the world's largest living terrestrial animal.
This somewhat scaled down Brachiosaurus dinosaur statue reaches impressive heights of over 15 feet tall, the perfect backyard tree leaf munching height.
Have $35,000 to spend on a sculptural masterpiece of precision Swiss timekeeping inspired by a particularly famous science fiction space station?
A fancy chandelier hanging from the ceiling is nice, I guess, but a fancy chandelier hanging from the the mouth of a massive life-sized giraffe is just better... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Lifesize museum-quality replica fossil skeleton of Stan, the most complete male Tyrannosaurus Rex ever unearthed.
This massive 20 foot long, motion-sensing, animatronic Triceratops is the same one featured at The Field Museum of Natural History and is the ultimate pre-historic... More