The Green Head - The coolest stuff about Women

Purse Hangers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:06:03 -0600

These trendy and innovative purse hangers simply hang over the edge of a tabletop and hook to your purse, bag or tote. They feature high quality, sturdy construction, a cushioned, non-slip padding and are engineered to support up to 20 pounds of your necessities.

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Sarah Palin Halloween Mask

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:11:54 -0500

Dress up as the ultimate maverick hockey mom from the last frontier with the cool new Sarah Palin Halloween Mask! This 100% high quality vinyl mask will go perfectly with your high fashion Vice-Presidential attire, beauty pageant costume or just dress up your pitbull!

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When Birds Attack Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:18:53 -0500

A really creative, unique and funny Halloween costume based on Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. This one size fits most women costume includes a green dress with a coordinating belt, a matching jacket with black birds attached, 2 wristbands with more black birds attached and an attacking bird headpiece.

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Lifesize Talking Wicked Witch Of The West Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:40:42 -0500

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Lifesize Animated Halloween Witch w/ Bubbling Cauldron

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 11:23:46 -0500

Endora is the most wicked Lifesize Animated Halloween Witch you will encounter this Halloween. When the unlucky trick-or-treaters approach her, she comes to life, speaks and furiously begins to stir her bubbling cauldron with eerie fog effects.

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Staked Yard Witches

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:55:34 -0500

Nothing says Halloween like a coven of cackling witches flying around on broomsticks in the front yard, hopefully casting spells on the neighbors.

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Nubrella - Ultimate Hands Free Umbrella

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:17:25 -0500

This modern 21st century umbrella isn't simply an improvement on the old stick and canopy design, but is shaped like a futuristic space helmet that not only covers and protects your head from rain, wind, sleet, snow and extreme cold, but your shoulders as well.

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BedFan - Personal Between The Sheets Bed Fan

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:52:29 -0500

The Bedfan is a personal cooling system that delivers a gentle breeze between your sheets to not only let you sleep cooler, but help you save money on your electric bill.

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Broken Image Necklace

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:57:02 -0500

In the 21st century, the little cracked computer symbol with a green circle, a blue square and a red triangle is almost as common to see as the smiley face. Well, now there's the ironic Broken Image Necklace.

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Funny T-Shirt - Emperor's Club VIP Client #9

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500

All ex-Governor of New York Eliot Spitzer got was this lousy t-shirt!

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Bumps-Be-Gone Flexible Hangers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:55:56 -0600

No more wire hangers!!!

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Wine Rack Drink Dispensing Secret Bra Flask

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:45:07 -0600

This innovative drink dispensing bra, has a secret and discreet polyurathane bladder that holds over 750ml or 25oz. (about 1-1/2 bottles of wine) of your favorite beverage and has a routable drinking tube attached for dispensing the alcohol into cups, drinking like a straw or just for re-inflating the bra when the booze is gone.

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AeroGarden3 - Florist in a Box Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:02:20 -0600

It uses all-natural high-tech hydroponic technology to automatically grow fresh florist-quality vibrant flowers, twice as fast as soil-grown plants indoors, all year long.

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Gummy Bear Necklace

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 19:48:38 -0600

Your favorite childhood candy...but now you can wear it around your neck in solid sterling silver!

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Crude - 100% Crude Oil Perfume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:46:03 -0600

A limited edition, 50ml parfum, holding one of America's fastest growing luxuries: 100% crude oil.

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Peep Show Shot Glasses

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:08:31 -0500

Invisible R-rated pictures embedded at the bottom that are magically revealed when you pour a shot.

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Star Wars Lifesize Princess Leia Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:01:38 -0500

This Gentle Giant Star Wars Animated Life Size Princess Leia Monument is a 5-foot tall fiberglass statue based on an animated concept of Star Wars heroine Princess Leia Organa. Armed with her blaster, this tightly-dressed senator comes complete with a display base making sure she'll stand up to any who dare darken your doorstep!

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USB Heating Blanket

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 23:34:06 -0500

Is everything in the future going to be USB powered? Apparently. The latest addition to strange devices that can be powered by your computer is the USB Heating Blanket.

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P-Mate - Women Can Now Pee Standing Up

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:21:02 -0500

Ladies, when you gotta go, simply whip out this disposable, waxed cardboard urine redirection device that allows us to discretely pee standing up.

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Hillary Clinton Nutcracker With Stainless Steel Thighs!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:46:01 -0500

Simply place your nut between her thighs, give her legs a nice firm squeeze and CRACK!!, a perfectly pulverized nut.

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Personalized Roses - The Perfect Valentine's Day Gift

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 13:25:43 -0600

These premium long-stemmed Columbian roses can be embossed with any 40 character message of your choosing right onto the petals.

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