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Bowling Pin Lamp - Turns Off When Knocked Down

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:59:45 -0600

The cool new Bowling Pin Lamp takes absolute concentration, fiery determination and skillful precision to turn it off, just knock it over

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New York Delft - Graffiti Inspired Dinnerware

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:28:44 -0600

Traditional Dutch Delft dinnerware is updated to suit a New Yorker's aesthetics with graffiti, hot dog stands, taxi cabs and garbage trucks, bringing a striking modernity to the traditional form.

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Liquid Bookmark

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:22:57 -0600

This unique placeholder is handmade by the designer out of 100% silicone to give it the appearance that is melting down the side of your book.

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Treadmill for Dogs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 09:06:31 -0600

This treadmill provides dog owners with a means to maintain consistent levels of exercise for their pets, regardless of weather conditions.

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Refrigerator Fizz Saver Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:33:38 -0600

Keeps drinks carbonated and dispenses right from a plastic 2-liter bottle in your fridge!

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Craftsman Bottle Opener

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 14:00:46 -0600

The ultimate gadget for beer drinkers and tool lovers alike. This high strength stainless steel bottle opener has a unique, matching Craftsman tool handle and can tackle even the toughest bottle cap removal projects

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Drumstick Pencils

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:50:19 -0600

Fulfill the rockstar dreams of children and adults everywhere, who can't seem to stop themselves from performing drum solos every single time they pick up a writing instrument.

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Terry Turtle - Motion-Activated Swearing Toy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:49:00 -0600

If you're easily offended by profanity and obscenities spewed forth from talking animal toys, then you're the perfect target for the funny new Terry Turtle.

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Phantom Keystroker V2 - Office Prank Device

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 11:57:57 -0600

It may look like a harmless usb thumb drive, but it's actually a devious contraption that periodically makes random mouse movements, toggles caps-lock and types out odd garbage text and phrases on your co-workers computer.

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Luminous Full Moon Credenza

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:33:55 -0600

A striking credenza, with a photo-realistic, luminous image of the moon printed on its surface. Coated with ELI (Eco Light Inside), an eco-friendly material developed by the designer, which creates a realistic, glowing effect when the lights go out. Ships with an accompanying CD of original music designed specifically for this piece. Limited Edition of 24 pieces.

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Stock Market Paperweight

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:19:24 -0600

As the economy swirls down the drain, you are going to need an extra strong paperweight like the Stock Market Paperweight on your desk to hold down that mounting pile of unpaid bills, foreclosure notice, stock loss reports and pink slip from your former employer.

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Keg Line Polo Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:08:33 -0600

A funny and inexpensive alternative to the high and mighty alligator and horse themed designer shirts. Rather than a snooty animal logo, there is a little keg instead.

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InStant Fill Fuel Cap - Refuel Quicker and Cleaner

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:11:47 -0600

Eliminates the hassle of removing and replacing the gas cap each time you refuel. Just insert the nozzle fully and squeeze the trigger.

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Star Trek Interactive Tribbles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:53:23 -0600

In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids - well most humanoids, anyway. They were called tribbles.

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Ninja Throwing Star Magnets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:47:56 -0600

Unfortunately, these magnetic ninja-styled shurikens are not real deadly ancient weapons, but they do feature powerful magnets on one side to complete the illusion that it's embedded into your fridge.

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Pinocchio Toilet Brush

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:29:34 -0600

The handle of this funny toilet brush is actually Pinocchio's nose, the brush is Pinocchio's smiling face and his cap is the brush stand.

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Gravity Wine Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 08:20:27 -0600

Slide the neck of a wine bottle into this hand-carved, eco-friendly mango wood holder and it balances in a way that seems to defy the laws of physics.

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Posture Improving Exercise Ball Chair

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 10:14:55 -0600

This cool new chair is not only an innovative new take on supportive seating design, it actually may help improve posture and strengthen core muscles as well.

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PickUrPine - Porcupine Toothpick Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 15:58:28 -0600

This cute little silicone version of the overly defensive rodent holds 29 toothpicks in its rear end in perfect plucking order.

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Dandelight - Made From Real Dandelion Seeds

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:38:37 -0600

This strange miniature electronic light sculpture is a true amalgamation of nature and technology combining real fluffy dandelion seeds, a tiny super bright LED light and a battery for food/power.

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Troll Door Stop

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:22:30 -0600

Usually, you find trolls lurking about underneath bridges or in miniature forest villages, but now you can find them kindly holding open doors for you in your home with these cute little doorstops.

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Kapoosh - Stainless Steel Univeral Knife Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:20:18 -0600

This cool new knife holder provides unique and universal storage for all your knives and utensils, no matter the size or shape.

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Square Boxwood Wreath

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:05:13 -0600

These unique, decorative and simple square-shaped wreaths are handmade in Northern California from fresh boxwood, a traditional element in many formal gardens.

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Screwed Up - Refrigerator Magnet Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:29:36 -0600

These tough magnets will create the illusion that real screws and bolts are embedded into the refrigerator, but they actually have high-powered magnets molded right inside each piece.

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Stuck Up - Chewed Wad of Gum Refrigerator Magnets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:10:44 -0600

These funny faux gum wads look just like the real thing, but since they don't have the same natural stickiness of real gum, they have high-powered magnets molded right inside each piece.

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Jones Soda - 2008 Holiday Packs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:42:43 -0600

It looks like the fine folks at Jones Soda have scaled back their traditional Thanksgiving and Holiday endurance flavored soda offerings and are only offering a few new flavors this year: Candy Cane, Pear Tree, Mele Kalikimaka.

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Grand Illusion Table

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:50:27 -0600

The amazing design of this acrylic table gives the illusion of a table cloth on a round table, but without the table.

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LEGO 1X1 Salt & Pepper Shakers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 07:06:08 -0600

These shakers add flavor and fun to a meal! Construct a tasty meal with these LEGO brick-shaped salt and pepper shakers! A perfect conversation piece or gift for the LEGO builder in your life.

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Peace Sign Wreath

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 05:55:07 -0600

I'm surprised noone thought of this before, but the Peace Sign, the universal symbol of hope, has finally been combined with the traditional decorative holiday wreath.

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BlissLights Laser Wand - Handheld Party Light

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 05:48:46 -0600

This handheld light uses divergent laser beams to project thousands of harmless pinpoint green light dots up to 150' away on walls, ceilings, or floors and produces a dazzling array of light that is enough to illuminate large ballrooms.

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Skiing Snowball

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:11:30 -0600

Nothing says Happy Holidays like a giant Skiing Snowball in your front lawn tearing up the fresh powder. This happy extreme snowball wears a dapper top hat and red boots and lights up at night so you can thrill your neighbors. Is it really even a snowball or just Frosty the Snowman's disembodied head come to life trying to make an escape back to the North Pole?

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Secret Shot Walking Cane

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:22:20 -0600

It secretly conceals a 1 fluid oz double shot volume of liquor within the body of the hollow beech wood cane with a glass stopper and treaded screw-on handle.

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Fortune Cookie Shakers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:59:42 -0600

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Graphite Writing Objects

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:09:59 -0600

These exquisite graphite objects from artist Agelio Batle are decorative sculptures made from carbonaceous graphite (mineral remains of prehistoric plant life) with smudge-resistant compounds under intense pressure.

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Bubble Wrap Calendar

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:34:47 -0500

Fully functional poster-sized calendar made of bubble wrap with a bubble to pop every day, however don't pop the whole year the first day!

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Germ Eliminating Knife Block

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:30:08 -0500

This high tech knife block uses safe UV-C light to eliminate 99.99% of food bacteria and viruses from cutlery in 20 seconds to help prevent cross contamination and food-borne illness.

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Drooly Bibs - Slobber-Proof Inside to Keep Baby Dry

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:16:00 -0500

Fashionably funny slobber-shaped waterproof bib keeps a baby nice and dry.

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Dynamite Fire Starters

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 06:01:01 -0500

These fire-starter sticks aren't explosive, but they do a great job of starting a blaze and a fun reminder of a time when you could buy a box of dynamite at your local general store.

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Dust Bunny Microfiber Duster

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:41:37 -0500

This adorable dust collecting hare hand puppet is made from 100% genuine microfiber, has a fluffy chenille tail and is completely machine-washable.

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Giant Gummy Bear on a Stick - 88 Times Larger!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:58:47 -0500

The Giant Gummy Bear is 88 times larger than a standard gummy bear! Each Giant Gummy Bear weighs half a pound and comes on a stick for easy, mess-free snacking.

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Disembodied Hand Wrist Rest

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:31:24 -0500

Terrifyingly realistic foam wrist-rest in the shape of a disembodied hand!

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HowTie - Instructional Necktie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:13:00 -0500

At first glance it appears to be a stylish tie hand-crafted from 100% silk twill with a euro-chic 3" width. If you look closer though, the unique pattern is what sets this tie apart from all the rest. The instructions on how to tie the tie are included right on the tie like a cheat sheet.

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Dress For Dinner Napkins

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:45:34 -0500

Each of these quality 3-ply paper napkins has an elegant necktie printed on them so you can quickly tuck it into your shirt like a bib.

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Bleeding Pillar Candles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:13:39 -0500

These creepy two tone wax Halloween candles actually bleed and ooze red wax as the candle melts down.

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Inflatable Headless Horseman Illusion Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:06:01 -0500

This cool three-dimensional costume self-inflates with a built-in fan to create the amazing illusion that you are the Headless Horseman riding up on your horse holding your pumpkin head in your hand.

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Teddy Bear Lamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:37:14 -0500

This very cute, but slightly unsettling lamp by artist Matthew Kinealy combines a soft plush headless teddy bear with a light bulb and lamp shade head.

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Jack-O-Melt Halloween Candles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 17:34:04 -0500

These weird Halloween candles are made with two types of wax that melt at different temperatures. The inner wax core of the candle melts and drips from the jack-o-lantern faces carved onto the slower melting outer layer.

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Spooky Soap Bones

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:37:09 -0500

There's no better way to wash your hands during the season of the witch than with these spooky Soap Bones. Yes, the creepy Halloween decorative accents have finally found their way into the bathroom too.

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Room Tech Beingz - Temper Tantrum Throwing Alarm Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:48:42 -0500

The world's first alarm clock to throw a full-scale raging temper tantrum if you don't awaken on time.

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Oversized Inflatable Deer Head Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 04:57:26 -0500

This amazing three-dimensional inflatable deer head costume completely covers your head and torso, while leaving your arms and legs free, and stays breezy and completely inflated from a built-in fan on the back.

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