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Shoplifter Tote Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:08:05 -0600

Most of the shopping bags out there are all positively good-natured and a bit save-the-world sappy, while this one will actually get noticed by everyone, plus security.

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Chewbacca Wookiee Slippers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:02:47 -0600

Unfortunately, these furry slippers aren't made from real Wookiee fur (or even Ewok), at least I don't think so, but do have Chewbacca's fuzzy head on the front of them.

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Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:49:38 -0600

This winter, after trudging all day through the snow and sub-zero temperatures, possibly after escaping a devastating Wampa attack, snuggle up in the belly of this cool new Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag to keep yourself warm. Thankfully, unlike the original frozen carcass, this one doesn't smell bad on the inside!

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Anodized Aluminum Shot Glasses

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:56:01 -0600

Retro-inspired anodized aluminum shot glasses come in a set of five colors: red, orange, green, blue, and purple and still retain that unique chilled and refreshing sensation.

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Santa Beer Cozy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:52:41 -0600

This festively fuzzy bottle sleeve is styled like Santa Claus' jolly red suit and even includes a matching Santa hat bottle topper!

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Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:32:02 -0600

After your Thanksgiving turkey feast, prepare yourself for the traditional couch nap by slipping into something more comfortable like this cool new Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt!

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Ornament Flask

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:27:51 -0600

This funny, seasonal flask is cleverly disguised as an ornament that you can actually hang from your Christmas tree!

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Organic Chili Pepper Wreath

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:24:36 -0600

This festive and fully edible wreath is arranged with over 300 organically grown medium-hot Chili japones!

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New York Coffee Cup Trash Can

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 08:36:49 -0600

Massive replica of the original We Are Happy To Serve You coffee cups from New York that holds up to twenty regular-size cups and also doubles as a bank, planter and more!

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Merrick Thanksgiving Day Dinner Dog Food

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:05:10 -0600

This Thanksgiving, instead of letting your dog stare at your plate, drooling in anticipation that a turkey leg might roll off, be proactive and feed them all-natural Merrick Thanksgiving Day Dinner Dog Food.

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Toy Soldier Candle Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:01:09 -0600

This oversized plastic toy soldier holds a candle in his formerly grenade tossing hand. Interesting conversation piece during any romantic candlelit dinner.

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Star Wars Garden Jawas

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:42:53 -0600

Sorry, but garden gnomes are so 'A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...' and these cool new and very mischievous Star Wars Garden Jawas are in! Utinni!!!

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Zipper Cups

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:49:40 -0600

unique ceramic tea cups have a fun zipper design running up the side that's not quite fully zipped up, leaving a perfect spot to hang your tea bag string!

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Lump Of Coal Soap

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:33:34 -0600

This Christmas, send an old-fashioned message to all the naughty people in your life and stuff their stockings with this realistic Lump Of Coal Soap!

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Stuffed Horse Head Pillow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:12:56 -0600

Send your frenemies a clear message when they wake up next to this Stuffed Horse Head Pillow!

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Bird Claw Bottle Stopper

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:01:55 -0600

Just insert this bird of prey's golden talon into the bottle's opening to keep it fresh and possibly lucky. Well, much luckier than an evil cursed monkey's paw bottle stopper at least.

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Drib - Driving Bib Prevents Drips and Spills

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:19:03 -0500

Driving bib for hungry professional commuters, the notoriously clumsy and fashionable ones eating on the go!

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Beard Head Winter Caps

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:56:16 -0500

Now everyone can enjoy the comfort and warmth of a full on beard this winter with these funny caps with huge beards and removable woven mustaches!

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Reversible Noose Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:04:46 -0500

One side features a normal professional black tie and on the other a morbid print of a deadly rope noose.

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Super Mario Bros. Mario Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:58:58 -0500

This infamous red cap is sure to bring you plenty of good luck when you're battling through the Mushroom Kingdom trying to save the Princess from evil Bowser!

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Bloody Hands

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:24:37 -0500

This pair of realistic bloody hand clings are the perfect finishing touch to your Halloween decorations or can be used much more effectively as frightening pranks.

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King Ah-Ah-Choo - Egyptian Tissue Box Cover

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:25:10 -0500

During the cold, flu and unstoppable, killer Swine Flu pandemic season, don't just sneeze in your elbow or wherever is trendy, simply reach for a tissue from this cool new King Ah-Ah-Choo - Egyptian Tissue Box Cover!

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ThinkGeek Eviltron - Turn On, Hide It and Laugh Diabolically!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:27:01 -0500

A seriously tiny and easy to hide prank device that emits creepy sounds like creaking, scratching, breathing, children laughing and whispers at random intervals to drive your friends, family and co-workers completely mad!

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Giant Posable Centipede

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:30:07 -0500

Yes, that's right, now you can finally have your very own 56 inch long, one hundred legged centipede prop to play with.

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Toilet Mug

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:01:01 -0500

This 12oz hand-painted toilet mug is the ultimate way to enjoy your favorite hot steaming brown beverage.

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Stuffed Dinosaur Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:14:29 -0500

Monstrously cool dinosaur hat, decorated with stuffed spikes on top and connected to a long spiked tail!

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Dripping Blood Tablecloth

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:28:17 -0500

This blood drenched decorative table cover looks like it was used during a brutal dismemberment, with a gory blood-red top and more blood splattered and dripping down the sides!

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Halloween Pancake Molds

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 07:38:14 -0500

This Halloween, serve up some frightful booberry pancakes with these spooky new jack-o-lantern, ghost and bat shaped pancake molds!

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Color Changing Pumpkin Lights

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:42:43 -0500

This Halloween, illuminate your evil jack-o-lantern in different colors and without an open flame.

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Architect's Crumpled Blueprint Paperweight

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:08:25 -0500

Paperweight that looks exactly like an architect's failed blueprint plans all crumpled up.

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Portobello Mushroom Growing Kit

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 04:32:09 -0500

Just open the box, mist daily and watch as these giant mushrooms grow right inside the shipping container in only about three to four weeks.

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Bamboo Briefcase

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 02:20:22 -0500

Eco-friendly Bamboo Briefcase is stronger than steel, very lightweight and perfect for handing off large sums of cash in style!

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Wild Rock Dog Bowls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:55:18 -0500

Unique porcelain dog bowls are inspired from the sculptural lines of natural river rock.

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Natural Cat Treehouse

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 04:44:32 -0500

Literal interpretation of classic cat tree furniture that keeps a cat's natural jungle instincts in mind!

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Jack-O-Wax - Carvable Pumpkin Candles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:11:19 -0500

These little pumpkin candles are made with soft wax that can actually be carved, molded and shaped into any ghoulish expression you can think up.

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Loopa Gyroscopic Spill-Resistant Bowls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:36:44 -0500

Uses gravity-defying gyroscopic technology to foil your toddler's plans to spill cereal and snacks all over the place!

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Jello Shot Syringe Injectors

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:02:36 -0500

These phobia-inducing shot glasses are shaped like real medical syringes with working plungers. Just open up your mouth and say, Ahhh!

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Lasagna Trio Pan

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:59:54 -0500

Three separate channels for baking up three different recipes at the same time!

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Growing Ring

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 10:32:59 -0500

Instead of a boring old diamond, these rings have a real, living plant as the centerpiece!

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Star Trek Cologne and Perfume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:33:34 -0500

Hey Trekkies, before you beam down on your next away mission or convention here on Earth, splash on some of this cool new and boldly futuristic Star Trek Cologne and you'll really be set to stun!

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Snuggie for Dogs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:16:33 -0500

Humans shouldn't be the only ones allowed to pamper themselves in the super-soft glory of a blanket with sleeves, because now, I'm sure to the delight of canines everywhere, there's the Snuggie for Dogs!

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Paper Pot - Tissue Dispensers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 11:36:46 -0500

These unique tissue dispensers are a refreshing spherical twist on an old design and can be used to hold tissues or even toilet paper!

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Toothpaste Heads

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:09:10 -0500

Replace existing toothpaste caps with these to make brushing more fun for kids and to encourage them to put the cap back on afterward!

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Glue Tube - Toilet Paper Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:36:41 -0500

Super glue and toilets aren't usually a good combination, but this cool new Glue Tube - Toilet Paper Dispenser is the odd exception.

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Franklinstein T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:45:42 -0500

Excerpt: They laid Ben Franklin's dead body out on a gurney, re-installed the stolen brain, implanted lightning rod bolts in his neck, tied a string to the bolts and flew a kite with a metal key attached on the other end...

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Paper Beats Rock T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:59:58 -0500

Rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, but never trust paper, because it can fly!

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Stuck! - Goldfish Bath Plug

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:58:35 -0500

Durable silicone rubber stopper looks like a giant goldfish got stuck going down the drain!

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Alien Lamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:15:17 -0500

It may look like some kind of strange and organic glowing creature slithering down around a wire, but have no fear, it's simply a lamp.

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Sugar Cube Sugar Bowl

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:02:44 -0500

Clever sugar bowl made up of a bunch sugar cubes piled up to form a perfectly square container. Don't worry, it's plastic.

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Samurai Underwear

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:56:54 -0500

A little bit of extra armor is always welcome down below and these warrior underwear are styled after actual armor designs of famous Japanese shogun and samurai.

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