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Joe the Hippo Bath Plug

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:23:11 -0500

If you feel like you're being watched after slipping down into a soothing bath, don't worry, it's probably just Joe lurking beneath the water. Joe the Hippo that is.

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Alligator Manhole Cover Doormat

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 16:36:27 -0500

If your current boring old, fancy schmancy doormat doesn't strike fear into your visitors, then obviously you need one that does.

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Bubble Wrap Oven Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 18:45:27 -0500

Safely transport dishes in and out of a hot oven while keeping your hands damage-free.

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Robo Fish - Lifelike Robotic Pet Fish

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 18:22:45 -0500

Just drop these water-activated, robotic clownfish (shark also available) into an aquarium or fish bowl and they realistically swim around just like the real thing.

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Get Bombed Shot Glass Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:30:39 -0500

These ceramic shot glasses are shaped like classic explosives including a grenade, a sea mine, and an old-fashioned cartoon bomb with a lit fuse. Get bombed, but in a good way.

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Fork Man Salt and Pepper Shaker Caddy

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:57:30 -0500

In the old nursery rhyme the dish may have run away with the spoon, but what they didn't tell us was that the spoon later hooked up with the fork in secret and produced this monstrously cute and cool new Salt And Pepper Man that is now running off with the salt and pepper shakers!

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Ketchup Kritter And Mustard Monster Squeeze Bottle Caps

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 17:58:30 -0500

Just give the bottle a squeeze and the heads spew and spray projectile condiments out through their mouth or nostrils.

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Man Hanger - Hand Bent Industrial-Grade Rebar

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 18:03:18 -0500

Mommie always said no more wire hangers, but never said anything about hangers made from hand bent industrial-grade rebar like these cool new Man Hangers.

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Vetiver Root Balls - Produce a Natural Uplifting Aromatic Scent

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 16:50:51 -0500

The unique sustainably harvested vetiver root balls produce an uplifting aromatic scent that's a natural energy calmer.

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Giant Boulder Patio Tables / Stools / Landscape Accents

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 14:58:15 -0500

These giant faux boulders may look real, but are designed to be used as unique outdoor side tables, seats, and landscape accents.

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Levitron Levitating Lamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 11:35:37 -0600

Uses cutting edge magnetic technology to float and rotate its lampshade 3 centimeters above its base.

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Tiny Garden Battle Gnome

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:55:58 -0600

He may only stand a miniscule 4 inches tall, but when he swings his mighty little hammer, all the rest of the neighborhood garden gnomes and assorted lawn ornaments flee in terror or, ahem, take vacations around the world.

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Mason Jar Condiment / Soap Dispensers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 05:03:51 -0600

This genuine Ball mason jar's screw-on canning lid has been integrated with a pump allowing it to dispense everything from ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, and other condiments to soaps and lotions as well.

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Mimicry Pet Hamster

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 16:54:25 -0600

This cute little talking hamster toy from Japan repeats everything you say back to you, in any language, in a fittingly hilarious squeaky voice.

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Handbook for the Recently Deceased from Beetlejuice

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 18:41:50 -0600

Feeling a bit strange, unusual, or possibly even dead? Then you need to contract the services of the afterlife's leading bio-exorcist, draw a door, and attempt to understand the Handbook for the Recently Deceased from the Handbook for the Recently Deceased Press.

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Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 13:04:24 -0600

How do ninjas infiltrate parties to complete their covert missions in total stealth?

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Mocoro Robotic Furball Vacuum Cleaner

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 19:26:31 -0600

Just set this microfiber furball on the floor, hardwood works best, and it automatically rolls around cleaning up your disgustingly dusty home for up to 3 hours.

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Recycled Jack Daniel's Bottle Soap Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 17:40:05 -0600

A Jack Daniel's whiskey bottle that's been upcycled into a brilliant soap dispenser for your man cave's wet bar sink or bathroom.

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Zip Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 15:56:04 -0600

This unique 100% merino wool felt necktie lets you forget all the fancy, complicated knots and hassles of tying a regular tie, because you simply zip it up.

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Hanging Cat Cuddle Pod

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 13:48:43 -0600

A suspended cocoon for pampered cats that even humans would be jealous of.

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Kaboom Sweater

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:12:53 -0600

Nothing quite depicts utter beauty, devastating power, and total horror all at the same time quite like an old-fashioned nuclear explosion, so check out this cool new Kaboom Sweater that redefines ugly.

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Titanium Working Handcuff Ring

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 13:12:36 -0600

Slip on this tiny ring-sized working handcuff crafted from polished aerospace grade titanium just for your finger.

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Gummy Red Hot Chili Peppers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:16:21 -0600

The typical gummy bear is a sweet and utterly boring snack for the little ones, but these cool newGummy Red Hot Chili Peppers are for seasoned taste buds seeking out a fiery inferno of chewy goodness.

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True Mirror - Shows Your True Reflection

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 19:21:06 -0600

See yourself as you truly are.

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Sriracha Spicy Chocolate Bar

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 14:45:01 -0600

If your sweet tooth likes it a bit spicy from time to time, then sink it into this cool new Sriracha Chocolate Bar.

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Chocolate Flavored Envelopes with Note Cards

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 21:03:06 -0600

If you still use envelopes to transport your messages, but don't enjoy the current flavor of lickable adhesive, then your sweet tooth may enjoy these cool new Chocolate Flavored Envelopes.

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Katana Sword Bookends

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 09:58:08 -0600

Bookends that create the illusion that a deadly ninja warrior has impaled a katana sword through your ancient bound-paper literature.

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X Tape - Optical Illusion Packaging Tape

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 15:26:58 -0600

Cool packaging tape that creates the illusion that your packages were securely sealed with metal tower bolts and hinges, leather straps, and o-rings.

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Bubble Wrap Suit

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 13:46:02 -0600

No matter whether you love popping bubble wrap like you have uncontrollable OCD, want to ship yourself somewhere safely, are utterly accident prone, or just want to start a flat out insane fashion trend, the cool new Bubble Wrap Suit is for you!

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Log Pile Coffee Table

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 16:30:12 -0600

Normally a huge pile of lumber stacked in your living room wouldn't be desired, unless it's this cool new Log Pile Coffee Table.

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Mini Mason Jar Shot Glasses

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 15:36:31 -0600

Enjoy your illicit hillbilly hooch and other liquors in two ounce shots of moderation.

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Banana Ketchup

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 11:17:47 -0600

This exotic concoction of a condiment fuses bananas, tomato puree, chilli, raisins, vinegar, honey, cinnamon, pepper, and nutmeg into a sweet and savory sauce.

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Candy Cane Duct Tape

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 18:31:54 -0600

perfect for quickly patching ductwork at Santa's North Pole factory, putting over Blitzen's foul mouth, and of course fixing broken sleighs. Just don't lick it or your tongue will stick to it.

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Bourbon Marshmallows

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 12 Dec 2012 16:23:26 -0600

Finally, a way to spike the hot cocoa.

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12 Million Scoville - Instant Regret World's Hottest Peanut Butter

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 08 Dec 2012 14:41:56 -0600

Evil peanut butter infused with the infamous Bhut Jolokia Ghost Chili Pepper, the world's hottest and meanest chili pepper, and Habanero chili extract to drive the Scoville Heat Scale up to a dangerously hot and disturbing 12,000,000 Scoville heat units!

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Dynamite Fire Starters in Wooden Crate

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 14:29:32 -0600

They may look like explosive sticks of dynamite packed in a rugged wooden cedar crate, but they're actually just fire starters for your fireplace, outdoor firepit, or campfire.

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Bacon Shaving Cream

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 18:01:18 -0600

If you just can't get enough of that fine, mouth-watering bacon scent, now you can lather on Bacon Shaving Cream before you shave to smell like this tasty breakfast meat treat all morning long.

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Ugly Christmas Sweaters

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 16:55:28 -0600

Add a slight touch of mischievous festiveness to your next Christmas party with this fine collection of sweaters featuring subtle patterns depicting everything from humping reindeers to decapitated snowmen.

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Strong Man Toilet Paper Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 16:15:38 -0600

A weak toilet paper holder can only hold a single roll, but this mighty one is able to perform amazing feats of strength to hoist up an amazing two rolls at once.

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Frosty Snowball Candles

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:15:07 -0600

It may look and melt just like a freshly packed snowball exposed to a flame, but it's actually just a realistic paraffin/plant wax sculpted candle replica.

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Turkey Mask

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 16:32:18 -0600

Fun to wear for a few laughs during Thanksgiving dinner when the family starts the typical table clearing argument about politics or just about any other topic.

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Inukshuk Magnetic Stones

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 15:31:54 -0600

Stacking stones inspired by the unique stone figure markers used by the Inuits up in the Arctic, but instead of requiring any stone stacking skills whatsoever, these are magnetized for your stacking pleasure.

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Gourd Doorstop

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:50:19 -0600

If you've always wondered what gourds are actually good for, decorative doorstops of course!

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Bubbling Christmas Tree

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:14:08 -0600

Fun and festive faux Christmas tree with pre-lit green pine foliage that spirals around a clear tube trunk filled with soothing illuminated bubbles rising up from the base.

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STACK Infinity Bar Soap

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 07:00:12 -0600

If that little worn down sliver of soap in the shower causes you nervous dread, these innovative soap bars are the solution.

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Shot Flask - Flask with Built-In Collapsible Shot Glass

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 14:36:57 -0600

Enjoy your secret smuggled booze in a more civilized way from this flask's built-in collapsible shot glass.

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Dill Pickle Flavored Candy Canes

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 10:06:34 -0600

These green and white candy canes not only pair nicely with the typical red and white peppermint candy canes, they also offer a briny dill pickle taste alternative.

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Big Head Squirrel Feeder

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 16:56:45 -0600

Just hang up and fill this feeder shaped like a giant squirrel head with food and watch as those goofy bushy-tailed tree rodents stand up underneath it to make it seem like like they have a huge head.

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Massive Gummy Python - 26 Pounds, 36,720 Calories, 8 Foot Long

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 14:56:13 -0600

This colossal 8-foot candy serpent weighs in at 26 pounds with a whopping 36,720 calories of slitheringly sweet gumminess.

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Star Trek Spock Oven Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 15:40:50 -0600

Although oven mitts aren't needed in the 23rd century world of food replicators, it would seem logical to wear one while handling hot pans in the oven here in the 21st.

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