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Ancient Mead-Making Kit

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 17:33:39 -0500

Want to drink the oldest known fermented beverage in history? Then brew up your own like any proper medieval warrior would with this cool new homemade mead-making kit.

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Tiny Garden Battle Gnome

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:55:58 -0600

He may only stand a miniscule 4 inches tall, but when he swings his mighty little hammer, all the rest of the neighborhood garden gnomes and assorted lawn ornaments flee in terror or, ahem, take vacations around the world.

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Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 13:04:24 -0600

How do ninjas infiltrate parties to complete their covert missions in total stealth?

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Katana Sword Bookends

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 09:58:08 -0600

Bookends that create the illusion that a deadly ninja warrior has impaled a katana sword through your ancient bound-paper literature.

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Viking Head Mug

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 17:28:24 -0600

When finished chugging down your favorite brewed morning elixir from this Viking Head Mug, unleash a full day of absolute conquest.

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Das Horn - Modern Drinking Horn

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 11:04:33 -0600

This modern take on an ancient drinking vessel/horn is sure to be a hit with thirsty warriors everywhere.

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Warrior Guard - Leather Wastebasket

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 09:47:45 -0600

This unique wastebasket by artist Moises Alvarez honors one of the Chasqui warriors (highly trained Inca messengers) using detailed imagery tooled in quality leather.

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Horn Whiskey Tumblers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:21:33 -0500

Normally I would use a full-sized ox horn to down my poison before charging into a savage warrior battle, but when it's time for a little moderation, it's best to stick with these smaller Horn Whiskey Tumblers.

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Mini Suit of Armor

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 18:05:01 -0500

This Knight's medieval armor looks just like the real thing, except it's a miniature replica that stands only 25 inches tall.

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Star Wars Jedi Bathrobe

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 03:27:20 -0500

Officially licensed Star Wars bathrobes made by Droids somewhere out in the Outer Rim Territories from luxuriously soft terrycloth and feature an embroidered Jedi emblem, cinch belt and hood!

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Samurai Sword Chopsticks

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 00:57:03 -0500

Chopsticks are fun to wield around when eating Asian food, Samurai swords are fun to unleash when charging into a fearsome ancient battle and Samurai Sword Chopsticks are just plain cool somewhere in between!

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Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 17:09:34 -0500

Be sure to eat these tasty ancient warriors before they slice and dice the other gingerbread men and try to assassinate you as well. On second thought, Ninjas are simply to dangerous in any form!

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Ninja Garden Gnome Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:04:52 -0500

I bet my garden gnome can beat up, er, make that lethally assassinate your garden gnome!

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Broadsword Handle Umbrella

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 17:01:43 -0500

Umbrella sword with a massive two-handed broadsword handle wrapped in a leatherette grip and easily stores away in an included carrying case with shoulder strap AKA the scabbard!

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Ninja! Heads Will Roll! T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 18:14:59 -0500

This clever t-shirt features a deadly ninja assassin swooping by, sword in hand, unleashing a fatal beheading to you, the unlucky shirt wearer. That's not ring around the collar, it's your blood! Love it!

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Roast My Weenie - Samurai Warrior Hot Dog Cooker

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:08:08 -0600

A fearless stainless steel effigy that literally enters the heat of battle armed only with two sharp sais and armored solely with a weenie sheathing his phallic, metallic, front appendage. If you're having a party, simply line up a battalion of these ancient wiener warriors on your BBQ grill and if you hear any war cries, it's probably just a greasy flare-up!

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Ninja Dog - Pet Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:21:43 -0500

This funny, yet sinister ninja outfit easily slides over the dog's front legs and gives the illusion that they holding a hardwood bokken sword. It's even better if the dog is trained in the stealthy art of candy bag snatching!

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Samurai Underwear

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:56:54 -0500

A little bit of extra armor is always welcome down below and these warrior underwear are styled after actual armor designs of famous Japanese shogun and samurai.

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Lifesize Terracotta Warriors

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:41:55 -0500

Lifesize reproductions of the Terracotta Army of the first Emperor of China.

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Ninja Star Coat Hooks

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:22:41 -0500

When a ninja comes home after a long hard day full of assassinations and other super stealth killing action, they need to hang their dark masks up on something appropriate like these cool new Ninja Star Coat Hooks.

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Legendary Trojan Horse Sculpture

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:00:51 -0600

Artistic rendition of the legendary Trojan horse of Virgil's epic poem

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Samurai Sword Umbrella

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 16:59:32 -0600

Although it seems like an ordinary umbrella at first glance, when its unleashed from its nylon scabbard sheath and the button is pushed to automatically extend the canopy, a samurai sword handle is revealed.

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Ninja Throwing Star Thumbtacks

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:53:21 -0600

These shuriken tacks are more organizational in nature than deadly, but they do look just like the real thing when embedded into a surface.

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Ninja Throwing Star Magnets

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:47:56 -0600

Unfortunately, these magnetic ninja-styled shurikens are not real deadly ancient weapons, but they do feature powerful magnets on one side to complete the illusion that it's embedded into your fridge.

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Barbarian Viking Knitted Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:39:12 -0600

Whip up and sport this crocheted cap for role-playing, Halloween, cheering on your favorite Vikings team or around town for a laugh or two.

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Alien Warrior Lifesize Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:35:33 -0600

You still don't know what you're dealing with do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. I admire its purity, its sense of survival; unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. - ASH (Alien 1979)

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Oakley Medusa Hat and Goggles

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:31:53 -0600

Greek mythology taught us that by simply looking at Medusa, a monstrous woman with snakes for hair, would turn you to stone. Well, good luck taking your eyes off the ultimate in apocalyptic apparel, the Oakley Medusa Hat and Goggles.

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Ancient Warrior Candle Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:31:45 -0600

Pair of intricately modeled Mongolian warrior figurines are crafted of wax and double as candles. With an authentic stone-like finish, these candles look like they may have been unearthed at an archeology dig.

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Ninja Bunny Mask w/ Secret Pockets Hidden in the Ears

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 03 May 2007 13:15:25 -0500

The Ninja Bunny Mask is not meant for real bunnies, even though those poor furry critters certainly could use the gift of stealth. No, it's a cool ninja mask with added bunny ears meant for a certain few to don on the blackest of nights while sneaking around their backyards apparantly insane. Usually, they are then detected by a real Ninja and killed.

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