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Medieval Steel Gauntlets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:13:49 -0600

These two thick polished steel gauntlets are the ultimate in medieval hand protection!

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AK-47 Ice Cube Bullets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:14:18 -0600

Normally bullets and parties don't go well together, but not when your drinks are locked and loaded with ice cold firepower with these cool new AK-47 Ice Cube Bullets.

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COOL CATALOG - Medieval Weapon Art Catalog

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:46:41 -0600

Party like it's 1599 - Step back into an earlier time with precision replicas of Renaissance and medieval weapons, Renaissance clothing, and fantasy collectible knives and swords.

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Snowball Blaster - 50' Snowball Launcher!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:59:27 -0500

This amazing snowball blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50 feet away. Simply place a snowball in the muzzle, aim the launcher, pull back the slingshot mechanism and fire away.

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Bombs Away Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:45:27 -0500

I don't usually get too excited over ties, but when they feature giant bombs falling from fighter planes like on the Bombs Away Tie, I have to do a double-take.

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Soldier Egg Cup - Battle on the Breakfast Table

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:01:02 -0500

The Soldier Egg Cup brings the term shell-shocked to a whole new level. This cool new egg cup holds a delicious soft-boiled egg in the security or hmmm captivity of three sword-wielding plastic military soldiers. Why? I don't know exactly, but it's funny and your kids will love using it a breakfast.

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Automatic Rapid Fire Mini Field Cannon

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:20:11 -0500

It's always a good time for celebrating or starting a little trouble when you have a cannon by your side. A full-size cannon would be a bit too hard to manage and bring along with you, especially to the office, but the Miniature 25 Inch Field Cannon is perfect.

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Sno-Baller - Perfect Snowball Maker

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:22:20 -0500

Makes perfect snowballs every time - up to 60 snowballs per minute.

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Tri-Link Motion Alarm System For Cubicle Defense

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:08:45 -0500

A three stage motion detecting security system to protect your stuff.

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Medieval Chainmail T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 19:42:06 -0500

A real lightweight t-shirt forged from thousands of anodized aluminum metal rings. Chainmail is definitely the new black!

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Richard the Lionheart's Throne Toilet Seat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 13:29:24 -0500

This clear resin seat has the Three Lions Crest inlaid inside the lid and gold-tone fleur-de-lis encircles the seat. A truly regal seat fit for a King.

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Screaming Flying Monkey Slingshot

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:43:36 -0500

Slingshot this flying monkey across the room and it screams when it lands. Just grab the monkey by the hands and pull his tail to launch him. His arms stretch like rubber bands to make him fly.

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Pump-Action 50-Foot Marshmallow Blaster

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 22:58:36 -0500

This pump-action, pneumatic gun shoots sweet, edible marshmallows (or a hand-full of miniature marshmallows) up to 50feet.

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Automatic Shooting Gallery - Every Break Room Needs One!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:28:56 -0500

How cool would it be to have a full-scale shooting gallery at the office? You could take a break, hit the watercooler to quench your thirst and then fire off a little stress shooting at targets. Well unfortunately I don't think most places of business would like to have an arsenal of real weapons in their employee's hands, but there is a fun and safe alternative, the Automatic Cube Weapon Target indoor shooting gallery. This thing has automatic targets that fall down as they are shot and pop-up when all have been hit. Surrounding the unit is a large mesh trap that collects the spent ammo. It doesn't come with any toy weapons or ammo, but you could use low cost rubber bands, spitballs, crumpled paper or invest in a few compatible High-Tech Cubicle Warfare Toys!

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Hand Grenade Oil Lamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 14:09:26 -0600

No mere candle can match the sheer explosive candlepower of the cool Hand Grenade Oil Lamp. This little oil lamp/candle is made from real US Army surplus grenades and is much more fun to light when the power goes out. Not sure if this would be proper "mood" lighting though, well maybe with the right person.

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USB Rocket Launcher - Fires Nearly 20 Feet!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:19:46 -0600

I thought I had the ultimate in office warfare armaments with the awesome USB Missile Launcher, but there has been a major upgrade! The all new USB Rocket Launcher is encased in a lethal new design and is now capable of firing foam rockets around the office up to 20 feet away!

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USB Missile Launcher - Computer Controlled Desktop Warfare!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:47:34 -0600

plug it into your PC via USB, install the guidance software and you're all set for cubicle war! Aim your missiles, press the big red button onscreen and it launches one by one, three spring loaded foam missiles with realistic sound effects up to 8 feet away!

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The Sonic Grenade - So Many Fun Possibilities!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 17:44:24 -0600

A realistic hard rubber and plastic grenade that emits extremely loud sonic sounds to drive someone absolutely nuts. Just pull the pin and it's armed, toss it and get away. So many fun possibilities!

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Metal Desktop Catapult

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:03:44 -0600

Think of the fun you'll have when the boss is away and you declare war on someone in the next cube and they catch a paper wad cannonball in the side of the head. Take marketing department!

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R/C Missile Launcher - Unstoppable Cube Warfare!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 22 May 2006 12:32:00 -0500

Here's another wonderful office toy of mass destruction, the R/C Missile Launcher! Grab the remote and maneuver the vehicle into postition, angle the turret at your target and unleash hell on your fellow co-workers from up to 15 feet away!

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Authentic Cold War Tank Buster Missile!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 13 Apr 2005 20:17:00 -0500

We love cool stuff for the office and nothing will ever top having a genuine 18 inch, 8 pound Tank Buster Missile sitting right on your desk! It's decorative office weaponry at it's finest and is sure to impress your clients and fellow co-workers and scare your enemies.

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Missile Balloons for Your Car!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 01:00:00 -0500

I'd love to get some of these awesome Missile Balloons for my truck, but I have no idea where I can get them. Anyone?

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