The Green Head - The coolest stuff about Ultimate

Hanging Cocooned Man and Spider Larva Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:14:58 -0500

A fine addition to your front porch this Halloween to get the trick-or-treaters wrapped up in fright. This realistic ready to hang prop looks like the victim got a little too close to the evil giant arachnids and was cocooned to be served as a meal later.

3-Bottle Wine Saver Home - Preservation and Serving System

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:36:21 -0500

Simply pull the cork on three of your favorite wines, place them into the Wine Saver Home and pull the lever to dispense. Like the top wineries, this professional system uses argon gas to act as a barrier to keep oxygen from spoiling the taste of the wine.

Emergency Food Kit Bucket - 275 Servings / 20 Year Shelf Life!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:13:55 -0500

The Emergency Food Kit holds 275 servings of complete vitamin and mineral fortified nutritious meals in a portable weather-proof bucket with an amazing 20 year shelf life.

Air-Conditioned Seat Cushion

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:24:26 -0500

Place this innovative seat cushion on your chair, sit down and turn it on. A built-in fan generates a continuous flow of air through a grid of internal flexible spacers that allows a person to sit comfortably with no build-up of sweat or humidity within the cushion.

SpaCapsule - Dry Water Jet Massager And Sensory Soother

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:48:14 -0500

SpaCapsule is a self-contained, full body massage system, aroma-therapy unit, audio and video entertainment system packaged into one futuristic capsule-shaped relaxation station.

Mansion Planter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 18:35:33 -0500

The ultimate luxury home for your plants is designed it to resemble a realistic small-scale mansion complete with windows, balconies, handrails, stairs and, of course, a rooftop garden.

Sagaform Irish Coffee Glass Cup Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:00:46 -0500

This sleek and stylish coffee set includes 4 glasses, 4 straw-spoons and 1 tray combining stainless steel and heat-resistant glass.

Teak Bat House - No More Mosquitos!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:20:15 -0500

Attract bats to your yard and garden with this sustainably harvested Costa Rican teak bat house. Although bats have developed a rather villainous reputation, they shouldn't be feared, because they not only consume huge amounts of insects and mosquitos every day, they also pollinate and spread seeds.

Vornado Flippi Fan - 30 Foot Beam of Air!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:43:54 -0500

This small but powerful fan can propel a jet of air up to 30 feet using Vornado's signature Vortex technology and an AirTensity grill.

FakeTV - LED Television Simulator Deters Burglars

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:49:34 -0500

FakeTV deters burglars by making your house look occupied because it simulates the changing light from a TV screen.

Space Invaders Cutting Boards

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:19:37 -0500

These handmade wooden cutting boards have one of the famous space invaders embedded right into the woodgrain. They are made of durable dark walnut and hard-maple cubes that are glued together and then sanded and polished to a shiny finish.

Collapsible Chopsticks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:03:01 -0500

Simply slide the wooden white ash tips out of the hollow stainless steel upper section and screw the two pieces together using the all brass hardware. After you are finished with your meal, wash the chopsticks, collapse them back down and stow them safely away in the included weather-resistant nylon pouch.

QuickFinder Deluxe - Pet Nail Clipper With Automatic Quick Sensor

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:25:00 -0500

A cool new nail clipper for dogs, cats, birds and other small pets with a built-in automatic sensor that distinguishes between nail tissue and the quick (the sensitive tissue below the nail line).

NatureMill Plus - Automatic Kitchen Composter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:42:03 -0500

Turn fruits, vegetables, egg shells, coffee grounds, grains and more into fresh nutrient-rich organic fertilizer in only two weeks with the cool new NatureMill Plus - Automatic Kitchen Composter. Unlike the those big complicated outdoor compost bins, this unique indoor/outdoor compact unit is simple to use and fully automatic.

Maple Bacon Flavored Lollipops!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:48:28 -0500

These incredible pork pops are made with real organic chunks of cured bacon enhanced with the subtle sweetness of pure Vermont maple syrup.

Lifesize Zombie Garden Sculpture

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:30:25 -0500

This scary undead lifesize zombie garden sculpture should provide more than enough fun both in and out of the garden!

Money to Burn - Fire Starters

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:12:27 -0500

Impress your friends as you light up fireplaces, campfires, backyard bonfires or alley garbage cans with wads of realistic rolled up hundred dollar bills. Unlike real cash, these faux benjamins are coated with a slow-burning wax that stay lit until your logs or kindling catch fire.

Towel Spa - Bathroom Towel Warmer

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:26:04 -0500

Quickly warm up towels, blankets, mittens, hats, socks, robes and more in less than five minutes using this compact, convenient and portable warmer.

Doggie Dining Table

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:58:40 -0500

This adjustable hardwood dinner tray designed just for dogs, keeps their food and water bowls up and off the floor and at a comfortable natural position.

Celestron LCD Digital Microscope and Digital Camera

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:21:10 -0500

This microscope replaces traditional eyepieces with a LCD Screen for easy and comfortable viewing and also features a built-in digital camera for quick and easy snapshots or short videos.

Little Snowie Shaved Ice Machine

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:03:01 -0500

Turn ordinary ice cubes into delicious shaved ice instantly with this handy, portable ice shaver.

Black Tissues from Japan

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:50:33 -0500

I never knew I needed facial tissues to be in any color other than white, until I saw these cool new Black Tissues from Japan. Apparently, traditional white household items like paper towels, cotton swabs, toilet paper, toothpaste and more are now going dark in Japan.

USB Air Conditioned Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:57:43 -0500

The USB Air Conditioned Shirt is a fantastic invention for hot days! USB-powered fans blow fresh air into the shirt. Great for any hot office or room, or even for portable action with a laptop or other device.

Alien Air RC Jump Jet

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:55:15 -0500

This ready to fly miniature jump jet is inspired by the famous vertical takeoff Harrier Jets. It can vertically take off, hover and land like a helicopter and fly around like a jet using four gyroscopically balanced rotors for precision omni-directional flying.

Giant Entertainment Party Tent

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:18:57 -0500

It's not simply your average everyday outdoor tent or canopy, this is a full blown, massive, weather-resistant entertainment shelter for your yard. It can easily hold 25 standing people comfortably and is designed to allow plenty of cooling airflow. It's epically beyond everything your guests and the food will ever need as protection from nature's unpredicatable elements and those pesky attacking insect squadrons.