The Green Head - The coolest stuff about Teeth

Pound - Reusable Party Picks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:33:36 -0500

Although these picks look exactly like real galvanized nails pounded into a real block of wood, they are actually completely food safe and held in place by a weighted faux wood foam base.

Frozen Smiles - Dentures Ice Cube Tray

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:08:03 -0500

Next time you take a cool drink of water, you may notice your ice cubes are grinning back at you with the funny new Frozen Smiles - Dentures Ice Cube Tray. This soft, food-safe synthetic rubber ice mold makes two denture ice cubes right in your freezer.

Alien Warrior Lifesize Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:35:33 -0600

You still don't know what you're dealing with do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. I admire its purity, its sense of survival; unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. - ASH (Alien 1979)

Hocus Poke Us - Death-Defying Toothpick Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 00:56:25 -0600

Never again will you have to clean your teeth with a mere pointy wooden stick, but with a metallic silver plastic sword pulled from the victim, er brave audience volunteer trapped in a magic wooden box.

Screw & Nut - Industrial Strength Dog Chew Toy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 15:09:21 -0500

When I first saw the Screw & Nut - Industrial Strength Dog Chew Toy I thought it was a paperweight or something and then I realized it's actually an industrial strength rubber dog chew toy with a minty taste to freshen up dog breath. Pretty cool as far as odd dog chew toys go, but I would be more amazed if I had a dog who figured out how to actually put the nut on the screw.

TiFinity Toothbrush - Finest & Most Durable Toothbrush Ever

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:30:15 -0600

Uses Titanium bristles with super elastic memory filaments that stay in brand new condition for nearly 2-5 years (10X longer than nylon bristles), naturally repel moisture, resist bacteria build-up, remain hygenic, remove more plaque and penetrate harder to reach areas while being no more abrasive to your teeth than current soft toothbrushes.

HydraBrush Express – The Most Efficient Electric Toothbrush

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:55:00 -0500

This new toothbrush uses 8 micro-brushes that you simply bite down into and allow to automatically position its bristles. It brushes all sides of your teeth at once error-free as you slowly go around your mouth in about a minute.