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Cthulhu Hot Dog Roaster

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:16:04 -0500

When you combine elements of extreme terror, unpronounceable galactic monsters and delicious roasting hot dogs on the grill, you get something curiously awesome like this Cthulhu Hot Dog Roaster!

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Leprachaun Beer Tap Handle

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:17:22 -0500

The cool new Leprachaun Beer Tap Handle will surely bring you some good luck, probably steal your gold and maybe even pour you a pint of green beer this St. Patrick's Day.

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Pinocchio Toilet Brush

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:29:34 -0600

The handle of this funny toilet brush is actually Pinocchio's nose, the brush is Pinocchio's smiling face and his cap is the brush stand.

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Troll Door Stop

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:22:30 -0600

Usually, you find trolls lurking about underneath bridges or in miniature forest villages, but now you can find them kindly holding open doors for you in your home with these cute little doorstops.

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Lifesize Talking Wicked Witch Of The West Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:40:42 -0500

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Inflatable Headless Horseman Illusion Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:06:01 -0500

This cool three-dimensional costume self-inflates with a built-in fan to create the amazing illusion that you are the Headless Horseman riding up on your horse holding your pumpkin head in your hand.

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Giant Inflatable Halloween Haunted Castle - Stands 12' Tall!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:25:00 -0500

This massive 12 foot tall inflatable haunted castle will look stunning on your front lawn this Halloween as you make the trick-or-treaters venture through it on a frightening adventure to find their treats. It's doors are guarded by the Grim Reaper, a creepy haunted tree and a deadly knight in armor standing in the tower. As your victims pass through the entryway of scary skulls, tombstones and lanterns, they will then need to survive through a three room castle filled with spooky ghosts, bats and strobe light effects synchronized with realistic creepy sounds before finally exiting.

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Lifesize Animated Halloween Witch w/ Bubbling Cauldron

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 11:23:46 -0500

Endora is the most wicked Lifesize Animated Halloween Witch you will encounter this Halloween. When the unlucky trick-or-treaters approach her, she comes to life, speaks and furiously begins to stir her bubbling cauldron with eerie fog effects.

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Staked Yard Witches

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:55:34 -0500

Nothing says Halloween like a coven of cackling witches flying around on broomsticks in the front yard, hopefully casting spells on the neighbors.

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Hand Captured Irish Leprechaun

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:14:43 -0500

Inside the ventilated cheesecloth-covered mason jar sits a hand captured lucky Irish Leprechaun on a little bit of his forest bedding. Can you get him to talk and tell you where he hid all his gold, treasure, clovers and wealth?

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Disney Pinocchio Lifesize Marionette

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:13:39 -0500

This is an authentic, limited edition replica of the original marionette used in the creation of Walt Disney's animated masterpiece Pinocchio. It is exactly 1:1 in scale to that 1st puppet and is made of wood and wood-like resin.

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Columnar Apple Trees - Grow Vertically Without Branching Out

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:47:31 -0500

Grow delicious, full-sized apples in a sunny corner of the garden or in a pot on your patio. These special vertical varieties grow up to 10' tall, but their branches don't spread.

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Mini Leprechaun Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:39:43 -0500

If you are ever lucky enough to capture a real live leprechaun and you still can't get him to reveal the secret location of his pot o' gold, then simply steal his cool little lucky hat instead.

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6 Foot Tall Inflatable Leg lamp From A Christmas Story

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:41:06 -0600

From the front window to the front yard, turn on your whole neighborhood with the 6 Foot Tall Inflatable Leg lamp From A Christmas Story!

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5-Foot Tall Animated Frankenstein's Monster!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:30:57 -0500

This is the 5' tall animated figure of the cinematic vision of Frankenstein's monster that moves its arms, twists its hips, and plays music from the integral speaker in its base when activated by its internal motion detector.

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California Redwoods To Grow At Home - Giant Sequoia or Coast Redwood!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 03:31:13 -0500

Think how cool a giant California Redwood Tree in your yard would be. Take back the neighborhood! Give your kids the best treehouse! Hang a hammock betweeen two of them! Plant a whole row of them to create the ultimate fence. Endless possibilities...

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World's Tallest Red Roses

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 13:08:36 -0600

Are you looking for a cool Valentine's Day gift or maybe just an impressive gift to smooth things over since you messed up royally. Well look no further than The World's Tallest Red Roses! These giant luxury roses are grown in a special volcanic region in Ecuador where the extended sunlight hours and cool night temperatures allow these flowers to achieve heights of nearly 5-6 feet tall and feature 3-4 inch blooms. Sure they're going to be a bit thorny, but it's hard to beat or ever forget an immense towering display of blooming extravagence like this. A dozen of these beauties will set you back only $249.99 and if you want to really impress, send them to her office or workplace where her friends will see. She may have trouble getting them home, but still.

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Lifesize Edible Gingerbread Man Cookie - 5 Feet Tall!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 19:06:59 -0600

I don't know about you, but I absolutely love gingerbread and those little ginger snap cookies, but I have discovered the absolute ultimate gingerbread cookie, the Lifesize Edible Gingerbread Man Cookie! Standing nearly 5 feet tall and weighing in at 70 pounds, no mere Christmas, er "holiday" cookie can stand up to the immense deliciousness of this much gingerbread. You're going to need a big glass of milk for this bad boy cookie.

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Themeaddicts Talking Magic Mirror

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 16:01:58 -0600

Who doesn't want a talking magic mirror in their house, just like in the fairy tales? Well now you can, because a new company started by a team of theme park attraction and feature film special effects professionals called Themeaddicts, Inc. is about to make your wish come true.

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The Haunted Ebay Painting - 'Hands Resist Him' by Bill Stoneham

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 01 May 2004 06:06:06 -0500

This is the tale of the famous Haunted eBay Painting. Warning, viewing the painting on the next page could have unexpected results... You've been warned...

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