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T-Shirt Laundry Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 18:03:05 -0500

Just hang it up like any other shirt in your closet and add your dirty clothes through the neck of the shirt!

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Funny T-Shirt - 2010 Winter Olympics: Nobody Cares

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 10:29:53 -0600

The XXI Olympic Winter Games will be held in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada in February 2010 and honestly, I could care less!

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PostureTek - Proper Posture Vibrating Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:44:56 -0600

When it detects improper posture, it vibrates to alert you to stand up straight and correct yourself!

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I'm With Coco T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:38:27 -0600

With all the problems going on in the world today, sometimes you just need to choose one cause and take a stand for what's right. Join Team Conan!

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An Orange Meets His Citrusy Mother T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:32:40 -0600

At first I laughed and then felt really depressed for citrus!

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Devil Snow Angel T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 11:51:03 -0600

On the first snowfall of the season, even Satan, the Lord of Darkness, can't resist joining in on this wintertime fun!

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Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:32:02 -0600

After your Thanksgiving turkey feast, prepare yourself for the traditional couch nap by slipping into something more comfortable like this cool new Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt!

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Drib - Driving Bib Prevents Drips and Spills

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:19:03 -0500

Driving bib for hungry professional commuters, the notoriously clumsy and fashionable ones eating on the go!

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Rock On, Rock Off - Glow-in-the-Dark T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:29:37 -0500

In the daylight, the lighter on the shirt stays off, but when the lights go down and the crowd is lost in the music, the glow-in-the-dark ink lights up in a gesture of true flickering appreciation.

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Shirt Button Spy Video Camera

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:02:29 -0500

An ingenious micro video camera that is discreetly disguised as a standard shirt button!

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Star Trek Cologne and Perfume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:33:34 -0500

Hey Trekkies, before you beam down on your next away mission or convention here on Earth, splash on some of this cool new and boldly futuristic Star Trek Cologne and you'll really be set to stun!

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Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:01:10 -0500

A pirate is cool, an octopus is cool and if you combine them, you get the even cooler and much more deadly Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt!

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Franklinstein T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:45:42 -0500

Excerpt: They laid Ben Franklin's dead body out on a gurney, re-installed the stolen brain, implanted lightning rod bolts in his neck, tied a string to the bolts and flew a kite with a metal key attached on the other end...

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Paper Beats Rock T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:59:58 -0500

Rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, but never trust paper, because it can fly!

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Communist Party T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:59:04 -0500

The Communist party isn't just a radical ideology, it's also a social movement that likes to, well, party!

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Cannibal Marshmallows T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:00:56 -0500

They eat their own!

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Nosferatu T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:25:37 -0500

Before there was Count Dracula and Count Chocula, there was Count Orlock in one of the first real horror movies, Nosferatu!

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Power Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:29:11 -0500

Stylish silk tie patterned with the ultimate in symbols of power, the actual universal power symbol for electronics and computers!

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Broken Image T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:08:29 -0500

When you wake up in the morning and feel like you're just failing to load, put on this funny t-shirt.

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Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:54:43 -0500

That old Evolution of Man diagram will need to be updated soon and the funny new Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt looks to be on par for where we're headed.

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Pinata's Revenge T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:44:35 -0500

What if those innocent candy-filled pinatas revolted and sought their bloody revenge on the evil partygoers?

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I Heart Bacon T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:58:36 -0500

If you're a bacon lover, a connoisseur of swine or a pig enthusiast, then show your true devotion to this tasty pork treat while wearing this cool new shirt.

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Liquor is Quicker T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:27:18 -0500

What can I say, this funny Liquor is Quicker T-Shirt made me laugh.

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SUP - UPS Parody T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:39:20 -0500

Ironically, UPS will be delivering this cool SUP shirt right to your door.

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o_O Anonymous Twitter Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:49:44 -0500

Stay anonymous in the real world while annoying the online one with endless Twitter updates as you wear the Twitterific o_O Twitter T-Shirt!

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Sad Rhino T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 14 May 2009 16:56:46 -0500

Rhinos, horns and volleyballs just don't mix!

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Ghost Catcher T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 04 May 2009 16:25:27 -0500

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? Pac-Man!?

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Dart Coat Hooks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 08:04:48 -0500

These darts aren't ordinary darts, they're sturdy stainless steel darts tipped with screws that double as a coat hooks.

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Arcade Game Ties - Asteroids, Pong, Tetris and Space Invaders

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:58:40 -0600

You're sure to get a high score in fashion when you combine the classic necktie with classic arcade games like Asteroids, Pon, Tetris and Space Invaders for these cool new Arcade Game Ties.

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Funny T-Shirt - Owls Are Assholes!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:30:39 -0600

This is the funniest and possibly stupidest t-shirt I have ever seen!

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Keg Line Polo Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:08:33 -0600

A funny and inexpensive alternative to the high and mighty alligator and horse themed designer shirts. Rather than a snooty animal logo, there is a little keg instead.

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COOL CATALOG - Medieval Weapon Art Catalog

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:46:41 -0600

Party like it's 1599 - Step back into an earlier time with precision replicas of Renaissance and medieval weapons, Renaissance clothing, and fantasy collectible knives and swords.

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Drooly Bibs - Slobber-Proof Inside to Keep Baby Dry

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:16:00 -0500

Fashionably funny slobber-shaped waterproof bib keeps a baby nice and dry.

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Giant Lifesized Scarecrow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:46:02 -0500

This Lifesized Scarecrow is sure to keep those pesky crows out of your yard this Halloween and frighten the trick-or-treaters as well.

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Grey Octopus Tee

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:36:14 -0500

If you've always wanted a t-shirt with a cool octopus on it, you can't go wrong with the amazing Grey Octopus Tee by Dead Worry.

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Bombs Away Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:45:27 -0500

I don't usually get too excited over ties, but when they feature giant bombs falling from fighter planes like on the Bombs Away Tie, I have to do a double-take.

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Bad Moon T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:07:13 -0500

While werewolves may only live in the legendary tales told around campfires, they can still be idolized with these cool new Bad Moon T-Shirts created by the Ames Bros.

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Funny T-Shirt - Good-Bye Elliot

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:00:05 -0500

E.T. Pwn3d home.

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Baby Bjorn Soft Bib - Scoop Catches Mess

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:03:02 -0500

Unlike most baby bibs, this one features a deep pocket scoop in the front to catch most food spills, drool, dribbles, etc. This extra soft bib is ergonomically designed to fit a child's body and features an adjustable opening with soft beads around the neck. Clean-up is easy as well, since it's made from a dishwasher safe and easy to rinse clean, PVC-free material. Very inventive and simple.

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USB Air Conditioned Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:57:43 -0500

The USB Air Conditioned Shirt is a fantastic invention for hot days! USB-powered fans blow fresh air into the shirt. Great for any hot office or room, or even for portable action with a laptop or other device.

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Hawaiian Shirts For Dogs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:02:02 -0500

Your dog will be the life of the party with this set of 3 Hawaiian shirts with different tropical prints.

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Funny T-Shirt - Emperor's Club VIP Client #9

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500

All ex-Governor of New York Eliot Spitzer got was this lousy t-shirt!

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Bumps-Be-Gone Flexible Hangers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:55:56 -0600

No more wire hangers!!!

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Proximity Based Dynamic Life Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:29:47 -0600

These t-shirts, sold in paris, have removable animated decals with six nostalgic 8-bit video game styled life hearts on the front that light up individually as the two shirts get closer to each other.

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Funny Baby T-Shirt - Daddy Drinks Because I Cry

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:55:21 -0600

Yes, your wife will kill you, but still, very funny nontheless.

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Working Wi-Fi Detector Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:17:18 -0500

A cool black cotton t-shirt with a real built-in working wi-fi detector!

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Pixelated 8-Bit Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 11:54:14 -0500

This unique tie has a pixelated design and jaggy edges to complete the 8-Bit look and thankfully is a clip-on.

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Medieval Chainmail T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 19:42:06 -0500

A real lightweight t-shirt forged from thousands of anodized aluminum metal rings. Chainmail is definitely the new black!

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Clothes Hanger Lamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:45:43 -0500

A cool hanger with an 11 watt compact fluorescent light bulb that makes your clothes glow when they are hung from it.

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Funny T-Shirt - Canada: America's Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 03:51:11 -0500

Sorry Canadian Green Heads (and Alex), you are our great northern neighbor and we love ya and all, but this funny Canada: America's Hat t-shirt just totally made me laugh out loud when I saw it.

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