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Book Vault - Hide Stuff in Plain Sight

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 24 May 2008 01:30:21 -0500

The cool new Book Vault is basically two random hardcover books glued together and hollowed out to make a unique not to obvious safe. Stash your valuables or anything you want to keep secret inside the book and place it on the bookshelf with other books.

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Episode 9 - Poofs Don't Fall Apart

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:00:00 -0600

Today's topics include the return of Mary, unsanitary kids in shopping carts, a hardcore baby toy sanitizer, stainless steel removes garlic odors, poofs don't fall apart, lasers make golf better, cool plants, jigger cubes, unique tiki torches, molotov cocktails, box o' wine bonfires, carbonite desks, robot lawnmowers and much, much more.

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Episode 8 - Lepers, Leapers, Leaplings - Oh My!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:00:00 -0600

Today's topics include Leap Year Day, a cool pet vs power cord solution, a one sentence review of the Jesse James movie, mushroom can complaints, the Technological Singularity and much much more.

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Episode 7 - Mercy is for the Weak!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:00:00 -0600

In this late late midnight edition, everything is stirring, including a mouse! Topics discussed: Karate Kid memories, Rooibus Red Tea, Irish Cheese, Howard the Duck is underrated, a lesson on how to cook the amazing Artichoke, Mary drives her car off a cliff in a stunning artichoke truck mishap, a big special shout out and much much more.

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Episode 6 - Green Head Show Daily : Total Random Awareness Syndrome

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:00:00 -0600

Do you ever get the strange occurrence of total random awareness? Are chicken omelettes just wrong? We answer some of the greatest philosophical questions ever and discuss why there's no country for foreign Oscars. All of this and more, as you listen in once again to this fascinating, yet neverending podcast already in progress.

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Episode 5 - Green Head Show Daily : Camel Milk, Carrot Juice and Complaints

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:00:00 -0600

In today's episode, my new co-host Mary calls in sick after 1 day, so once again I am solo discussing one sentence movie reviews, UPS deliveries, carrot juice, interesting camel facts and more of what's on my desk. It's short and sweet and I am so sorry about the terrible choppy sound and occasional crackling, it will be improved by next show.

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Episode 4 - Green Head Show Daily : Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:00:00 -0600

Today's episode unleashes a new co-host, Mary, and topical discussions about new titles, John Leguizamo, a Donkey Kong movie, puking in a movie theater, twelve, General Zod, R-rated movies we saw as kids, men who smoke Virginia Slims and much much more. Finally, I have a co-host and together we are figuring out this new world of podcasting out day by day.

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Episode 3 - Daily Untitled Podcast : Key Limes, Subscription Cards and Smurfs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:00:00 -0600

In today's fun-filled episode, I get interupted, discover that water is better with key lime citrus, rant about subscription cards and plan out an epic Smurfs Vs Snorks Vs Gummi Bears throwdown. So anyways, still nervous, still missing my co-host, but figuring this new world of podcasting out day by day.

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Episode 2 - Daily Untitled Podcast : Dictators, Terminators and F-Bombs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:00:00 -0600

In this episode, I fixed some sound issues with the first podcast, added a new theme song, still have no show name, discussed dictators, Terminator, Knight Rider and the show's swearing policy. Still nervous, still missing my co-host, but figuring this new world of podcasting out day by day.

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Episode 1 - Daily Untitled Podcast : The Beginning

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:00:00 -0600

The historic very first episode of the as-of-yet still untitled daily Green Head show. More of a test show than anything else, but sort of gives an idea of where the show might go in the future, but you will learn about a cool turkey sandwich, stuff on my desk and why Chicago winter weather blows.

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Good Luck Four-Leaf Clover Box

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:20:52 -0600

This cool little keepsake box has a lid made of brushed nickel with a polished nickel insert and is lined in light green faux suede. Of course, pressed in the lid is a genuine four-leaf clover.

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FREE - Pet Product News International Magazine

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:20:49 -0600

Pet Product News International is a monthly business newsmagazine covering the issues and trends affecting all sectors of the professional pet industry.

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Tri-Link Motion Alarm System For Cubicle Defense

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:08:45 -0500

A three stage motion detecting security system to protect your stuff.

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Xposed - X-Ray Bags

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:46:35 -0500

Show everyone your iPod, stack-o-benjamins, eye-drops, nail clippers, lollipop, sunglasses, and prescriptions as well as your pepper-spray, switchblade, brass knuckles and revolver. Maybe you've really got that stuff in your bag, but then again, maybe you don't!

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Tiny R/C Desktop Forklift

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 20 May 2007 14:36:17 -0500

What would you do with a fully-functional tiny R/C Desktop Forklift? All I know is that I am absolutely tired of sitting at a desk and I could probably get my forklift license and a different job if I practice long enough with this during the workday. I guess it would be fun to see how much of the cool stuff on my desk here I could stack before it topples.

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Automatic Shooting Gallery - Every Break Room Needs One!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:28:56 -0500

How cool would it be to have a full-scale shooting gallery at the office? You could take a break, hit the watercooler to quench your thirst and then fire off a little stress shooting at targets. Well unfortunately I don't think most places of business would like to have an arsenal of real weapons in their employee's hands, but there is a fun and safe alternative, the Automatic Cube Weapon Target indoor shooting gallery. This thing has automatic targets that fall down as they are shot and pop-up when all have been hit. Surrounding the unit is a large mesh trap that collects the spent ammo. It doesn't come with any toy weapons or ammo, but you could use low cost rubber bands, spitballs, crumpled paper or invest in a few compatible High-Tech Cubicle Warfare Toys!

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Cork Pillows Made From Real Cork!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 03:58:48 -0500

Yes, they now make giant cork-shaped pillows made with real cork. Cork Bolster Decorative Pillows make the perfect gift for wine lovers or those who just like, er cork.

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USB Rocket Launcher - Fires Nearly 20 Feet!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:19:46 -0600

I thought I had the ultimate in office warfare armaments with the awesome USB Missile Launcher, but there has been a major upgrade! The all new USB Rocket Launcher is encased in a lethal new design and is now capable of firing foam rockets around the office up to 20 feet away!

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USB Missile Launcher - Computer Controlled Desktop Warfare!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:47:34 -0600

plug it into your PC via USB, install the guidance software and you're all set for cubicle war! Aim your missiles, press the big red button onscreen and it launches one by one, three spring loaded foam missiles with realistic sound effects up to 8 feet away!

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R/C Missile Launcher - Unstoppable Cube Warfare!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 22 May 2006 12:32:00 -0500

Here's another wonderful office toy of mass destruction, the R/C Missile Launcher! Grab the remote and maneuver the vehicle into postition, angle the turret at your target and unleash hell on your fellow co-workers from up to 15 feet away!

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Solid Cork Tables & Stools by Designer Jasper Morrison

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 07:43:00 -0500

I'm looking for a cool coffee table and I just came across a material I never thought I would see outside of a wine bottle, a solid cork tables and stools. How cool would cork tables be?

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Shotcha Bandolier w/ Shot Gun Shell Shot Glasses!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 05:44:00 -0600

Turn any party into a full blown Fiesta! Arm yourself with a bottle of tequila and unload shot after shot in a blaze of glory with the included shot gun shell shot glasses.

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Framed Four-Leaf Clover - Luck of the Irish

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 17 Mar 2006 15:55:00 -0600

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Get out to your local pub, chow down on corned beef and cabbage, wash it down with down green beers and Guinness, and be sure to bring a lucky four leaf clover to ward off all those evil Leprechauns!

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VR3 MP3 FM Modulator - Use USB Flash Drives in Your Car!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 19:14:00 -0600

This handy MP3 FM Modulator turns any USB memory drive into an MP3 player. It plays all of your audio devices through your car stereo system for convenient listening anywhere.

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Metari - Coffee Meter Canister and Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 04 Feb 2006 12:47:00 -0600

Quite simply, the sleekest coffee canister you will ever own, coupled with a built-in coffee meter to dispense the perfect amount of ground coffee everytime.

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Authentic Cold War Tank Buster Missile!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 13 Apr 2005 20:17:00 -0500

We love cool stuff for the office and nothing will ever top having a genuine 18 inch, 8 pound Tank Buster Missile sitting right on your desk! It's decorative office weaponry at it's finest and is sure to impress your clients and fellow co-workers and scare your enemies.

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