The Green Head - The coolest stuff about Stocking Stuffers

Candy Cane Duct Tape

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 18:31:54 -0600

perfect for quickly patching ductwork at Santa's North Pole factory, putting over Blitzen's foul mouth, and of course fixing broken sleighs. Just don't lick it or your tongue will stick to it.

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Key Knife

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 12:31:23 -0600

A handy mini folding knife disguised as a regular key that fits perfectly on a keychain.

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Oversized Santa Boots

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 12 Dec 2012 15:59:05 -0600

Jolly alternative to hanging stockings from the fireplace, can be filled with seasonal accents, or when placed behind the Christmas tree, it will seem as if someone is creepily standing back there.

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Death Star Ice Sphere Mold

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 20:03:07 -0600

That's no ice cube, it's a cool new Death Star Ice Sphere! No carbon freezing necessary.

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Bacon Shaving Cream

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 18:01:18 -0600

If you just can't get enough of that fine, mouth-watering bacon scent, now you can lather on Bacon Shaving Cream before you shave to smell like this tasty breakfast meat treat all morning long.

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Massive Christmas Stocking

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 17:42:43 -0600

A loophole in Santa's gift-giving ability has been found. Just get a bigger stocking and he'll be forced to fill it with full-sized gifts instead of puny stocking stuffers.

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Gerber Shard - Multi-Purpose Keychain Tool

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 17:36:34 -0600

A multi-purpose mini keychain tool, so you'll never be without a Phillips driver, small flat driver, medium flat driver, bottle opener, pry bar, lanyard ring, or wire stripper again.

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Crunch Mallows - Dehydrated Cereal Marshmallows

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 16:42:52 -0600

I can't believe they've finally done it... a cereal that's nothing but marshmallows.

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Cocoa Trimming Kit with Snowman Marshmallows

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 10 Nov 2012 11:06:22 -0600

The kit includes five snowman-shaped marshmallows and five candy cane sticks to make your hot chocolate more fun and festive.

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Toasted Scorpions

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 04 Nov 2012 16:50:16 -0600

High protein, low fat, and extra creepy crawly snacking alternatives made from real sustainably and ethically farmed scorpions that have been scientifically detoxified, oven toasted and then lightly salted. Not poisonous, just crunchy... if you dare!

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Demeter Paperback Cologne Spray

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 04 Nov 2012 15:46:04 -0600

As you curl up to read your next unscented digital ebook, now you can pretend it's still a musty old paper book from darker, uncivilized times when you spritz on this cool new Demeter Paperback Cologne Spray.

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FireWood Pocket Keyring

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 03 Nov 2012 09:33:34 -0500

When you blow on this fun wood-shaped keyring, it realistically simulates a burning piece of firewood along with the crackle and pop sound.

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Gummi Army Guys

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 14:07:50 -0600

Remember those little green plastic army men toys? Well, now they're edible and apple-flavored, which is much tastier than plastic.

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SPAM Mints

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 05:13:10 -0600

A retro SPAM tin filled with meat-shaped, cinnamon-flavored mints.

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The Gift of Nothing - Give Them What They've Always Wanted!

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:57:44 -0600

Give them what they've always wanted - absolutely nothing!

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PorkKleen - Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 08:59:49 -0600

After a bacon feast, now you can wash your hands, yet keep that mouth-watering scent of sizzling morning pork on your hands with this bacon-scented hand sanitizer.

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Endless Banana Peel Keychain

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 07:04:01 -0600

If you love that satisfying tactile sensation of peeling a banana, now you can do it over and over again without having to eat a ton of them with this cool new Banana Peeling Simulator from Japan. Yep, that's all it really does.

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Modern Boot Christmas Stockings

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 08:29:25 -0600

Hopefully Santa won't get too confused by these modern updates to the traditional Christmas stocking. Choose from cowboy, Ugg or rain boots.

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Jones Soda 2011 Holiday Pack

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 23:26:49 -0600

This limited edition four pack of holiday sodas includes one of each soda flavor: gingerbread, sugar plum, pear tree and candy cane. They sound tasty, but I kinda miss Jones Soda's dark side of soda flavorings like Turkey and Gravy, Christmas Ham, Green Bean Casserole, Brussels Sprouts, etc.

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Scixors - Keychain Scissors

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 09:45:12 -0600

You never know when you'll need to randomly snip, clip or cut something, so be prepared by carrying these cool new miniature stainless steel scissors on your keychain.

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Bacon Candy Canes

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 20:27:33 -0600

They may look like normal candy canes, but they taste like bacon!

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Gingerbread Man Maple Syrup

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 15:29:51 -0500

In his cookie form, the gingerbread may have to run for his life to avoid being eaten, but when he takes form as this cool new Gingerbread Man Maple Syrup Bottle, it's the poor pancakes who are in trouble.

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Star Wars Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite Chocolate Bar

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 06:00:01 -0500

Yes, the Star Wars merchandising team continues to find all new ways to milk this beloved sci-fi saga dry, but molding premium dark chocolate candy bars to look like Han Solo frozen in Carbonite is truly inspired.

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Inchworm Titanium Ruler

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 12:30:02 -0500

This handy little titanium rod stores on your keychain and features grooves cut every 1/8 inch up to 3 inches long for making quick measurements, comparing product sizes, and checking depths. In a pinch, it stirs too.

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Jelly Belly Scented Bubbles

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 17:10:17 -0500

These delicious smelling bubbles aren't edible, but when you dunk the double-barreled wand into the bottle and blow, you'll create fun bubbles scented exactly like Jelly Belly jelly beans!

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Original Lifebuoy Soap

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 22:45:38 -0600

Whether you need to wash your entire body or just your mouth out, true soap connoisseurs go with Original Lifebuoy Soap!

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Shiny Silver Metallic Thinking Putty

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 16:18:54 -0600

Unlike the boring pink putty, this shiny silver stuff looks like molten metal oozing in your hand, but still bends, stretches, twists and tears like normal putty.

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Krypton Glow In The Dark Thinking Putty

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 16:21:51 -0500

This translucent putty may appear innocent and milky white in the daylight, but when the lights go down, it magically begins to glow an eerie radioactive green for hours!

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World's Largest Gummy Worm

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 08:20:10 -0500

This completely disturbing edible ribbed invertebrate measures in at a massive 26 inches long with a 5 inch girth, weighs 3 pounds, has 4000 calories, is equivalent to approximately 128 regular gummy worms or 840 regular gummy bears, serves up to 34 people and even has a creepy smiley face!

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ScrewPop - 4-in-1 Keychain Multi-Tool

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 02 Oct 2010 03:23:36 -0500

Handy 4-in-1 multi-tool that's small enough to fit on your keychain and combines a Phillips and flathead screwdriver, a 1/4 inch hex nut driver and a bottle opener!

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Liquid Glass Thinking Putty

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 11:37:13 -0500

Cool, modern putty made from completely transparent silicone rubber. Knead it, roll it, twist it, tear it, or even bounce it and when you return it to it's storage tin, it melts back down into a weird, crystal clear pool.

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Star Wars Eau Lando Cologne

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 03:22:01 -0500

Card player. Gambler. Scoundrel. You'll like him!

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Super Magnetic Thinking Putty

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 14 May 2010 08:48:18 -0500

Amazing putty is made with micron-sized iron-based particles distributed throughout that can attract to or repel from an included powerful Neodymium magnet or even take on the properties of a magnet itself after charging up!

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Metal Gyro - Remote Control Helicopter

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 02:58:51 -0600

Next generation mini remote control helicopter features rugged metal body construction, a solid state accelerometer for precision control and charges via USB on your computer!

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Lump Of Coal Soap

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:33:34 -0600

This Christmas, send an old-fashioned message to all the naughty people in your life and stuff their stockings with this realistic Lump Of Coal Soap!

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Telepen - Telescoping Keychain Pen

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:29:09 -0600

Attach this cool new telescoping keychain pen to your keys and you'll never be without a pen again!

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Farina 1709 - Original Eau De Cologne

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:47:00 -0500

The term Eau De Cologne has become the generic way to say cologne, but in reality it's a legendary perfume that originated in Cologne, Germany and has been produced since 1709 by Italian perfume maker Giovanni Maria Farina.

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Star Trek Cologne and Perfume

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:33:34 -0500

Hey Trekkies, before you beam down on your next away mission or convention here on Earth, splash on some of this cool new and boldly futuristic Star Trek Cologne and you'll really be set to stun!

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ThermoHAWK 400 - Touchless Infrared Thermometer

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 17:00:27 -0500

Keychain-sized touchless infrared thermometer for instantly taking surface temperatures in seconds

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Infinite Beer Can

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:41:56 -0500

Recreate the sensation of opening a can of beer or soda, over and over again!

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Japanese Popping Edamame Keychain

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 19 May 2009 17:51:32 -0500

Squeeze the pod to pop out the soybeans, let go and repeat endlessly until you are completely content, stress free and smiling.

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Peri Peri Keychain - Tearing Open a Shipping Envelope Simulator

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:25:39 -0500

This cool new electronic keychain simulates the feeling of tearing open a shipping open perfectly, over and over again!

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Zoomdoggle's BuckyBalls - 216 Powerful Rare Earth Magnets!

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:49:47 -0500

Although they may appear to be simply a bunch of metal BBs, their strong magnetic properties allow them to shaped, molded, torn apart and snapped back together in unlimited ways, kind of like metallic silly putty.

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Animated Singing and Dancing Christmas Coal

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:59:06 -0600

Simply clap your hands to activate this magical entertaining lump of coal and not only does it sing the song, it moves its mouth and does a funny little dance as well. Don't worry, it's clean coal technology.

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Jones Soda - 2008 Holiday Packs

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:42:43 -0600

It looks like the fine folks at Jones Soda have scaled back their traditional Thanksgiving and Holiday endurance flavored soda offerings and are only offering a few new flavors this year: Candy Cane, Pear Tree, Mele Kalikimaka.

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Pine Cone Stocking Hangers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 04:28:43 -0600

These decorative, poly-resin pine cones feature a heavy weighted metal base, metal greenery and a hook for hanging the stockings. When Santa comes, they can hold up Christmas stockings stuffed full of gifts or yes, even stockings stuffed full of coal.

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Necco Sweethearts - Be My Valentine Cologne Spray

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:34:59 -0600

The wizards at Demeter have captured the magical essence of those cool little candy hearts we used to get as kids on Valentine's Day right in a bottle. The Necco Sweethearts - Be My Valentine Cologne Spray is a blend of scents including, peach skin, strawberry leaf, caramelized sugar and ylang ylang(?).

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Christmas Drinking Gloves

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 06:13:43 -0600

These fingerless mittens will keep your hands toasty warm while downing those ice cold beers and are Santa recommended.

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Electronic Bubble Wrap Keychain

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:54:56 -0600

This unique keychain has 8 rubber buttons that look and feel exactly like the bubbles on bubble wrap. When you press a bubble, the keychain makes that ever-satisfying pop sound and every 100th pop is a random silly sound effect.

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Cellphone Beanbag Chair

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:34:08 -0600

My cellphone was rather good this year and it kinda worked most of the time, so I think I know what I'm getting it for Christmas, a cool new Cellphone Beanbag Chair. When not working, it can now rest right here on my desk in pure styrofoam beaded comfort without ever having to worry about getting scratches again. Great stocking stuffer gift.

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