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Magnetie - Reversible Magnetic Neckties

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:00:06 -0500

Reversible, 100% silk necktie with rare Earth magnets embedded inside to keep the tie tail behind the tie no matter the remaining length.

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Man Hanger - Hand Bent Industrial-Grade Rebar

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 18:03:18 -0500

Mommie always said no more wire hangers, but never said anything about hangers made from hand bent industrial-grade rebar like these cool new Man Hangers.

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Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 13:04:24 -0600

How do ninjas infiltrate parties to complete their covert missions in total stealth?

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Iron Station - Pivotal Ironing Board

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 17:11:24 -0600

This modern ironing board re-imagining pivots open allowing you to slide sleeves and pant legs onto smaller, individual arms for easier ironing, clamps shut to hold shirt cuffs and collars, and rotates closed for traditional use.

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Zip Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 15:56:04 -0600

This unique 100% merino wool felt necktie lets you forget all the fancy, complicated knots and hassles of tying a regular tie, because you simply zip it up.

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Kaboom Sweater

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:12:53 -0600

Nothing quite depicts utter beauty, devastating power, and total horror all at the same time quite like an old-fashioned nuclear explosion, so check out this cool new Kaboom Sweater that redefines ugly.

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Yoda Hoodie Sweatshirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 18:36:02 -0600

Cool, it is cool! Hmmm?

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Beer Hoodie - Sweatshirt With Beer Pouch

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 15:14:17 -0600

When the weather gets cool and crisp and you'll be standing around drinking beers in it, the cool new Beer Hoodie is the solution.

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Travel Smart Mini Iron

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 09:45:14 -0600

When traveling, now you can always ensure your clothes are wrinkle free when you bring along this compact and lightweight mini travel iron.

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Driftwood Accent Pillows

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:32:29 -0600

These Pillows use uniquely placed fabric strips to create swirling 3D patterns that are reminiscent of ancient tree rings.

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Ninfea - Modern Sculptural Laundry Hamper

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 02 Nov 2012 09:53:29 -0500

An Italian-designed masterpiece/dirty clothes receptacle that you won't mind leaving out for everyone to see.

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Animal Head Clothes Hangers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 13:16:14 -0500

These unique oversized cardboard hangers feature funny animal heads printed on them so it looks like a bulldog, black lab, fox, black cat, or grey cat is wearing your clothes.

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Pocket Knife Cufflinks

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 29 May 2012 14:33:21 -0500

These cool new Pocket Knife Cufflinks make any man or secret agent look sharp in more ways than one.

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Wipe T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 16:11:21 -0600

This cool t-shirt has a convenient, built-in microfiber cloth stripe to help keep your glasses and touchscreen cell phone clean.

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Exuvius Titanium Multi-Tool Collar Stays

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 15:45:02 -0500

These luxurious 100% Titanium collar stays are non-magnetic, stiffer than stainless steel, TSA- and iron-friendly, and they also have secret integrated tools built right in like a half-Phillips screwdriver, a slotted screwdriver, a thread cutter, and a bottle opener!

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Colt .45 Cufflinks

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 07:37:19 -0500

If you're a gritty gunslinger by day and a dashing, debonair gentleman by night, subtly add some firepower flair to your attire when you don these cool new cufflinks constructed from actual spent Colt .45 rounds that were cut, polished, and assembled by hand in the USA!

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SOLO - Collapsible Hangers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 31 May 2011 22:19:05 -0500

Tired of wrestling with hangers to get them into and out of shirts without stretching out the collars? This is the solution!

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iRepel Nanotech Chef's Jacket

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 27 May 2011 06:02:17 -0500

High-tech, self-cleaning chef's jacket is almost completely impervious to spills, splatters, sprays, and stains!

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Golden Retriever Dog T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 18:32:31 -0500

Maybe you have a Golden Retriever and really want the world to know or maybe you're just into surreal 3D pet shirts, either way, you need to wear one of these cool new hyper-realistic tie dye dog T-shirts!

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Chain Restaurant - Tourist Location T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 08:23:42 -0600

T-shirts from tourist trap chain restaurants are unending and everywhere, so instead of trying to collect them all on every trip you take, just wear this default t-shirt!

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Cuddly Fleece Pet Sweatshirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 17:56:17 -0500

I'm pretty sure one day, we'll all look back and wonder how our pets ever survived in these current dark ages when they weren't sensibly dressed for the cold weather. Just tell the dog to ignore the snickering cat.

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Origami Napkins

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:00:47 -0500

Learn the art of fancy napkin folding by following the instructions printed on each napkin and just fold along the lines!

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Teamwork T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 15:54:19 -0500

The Big Bad Wolf, The Kool-Aid Man and a plan...

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Anti-Clothes: Pac Man Graph T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 20 May 2010 15:43:59 -0500

This shirt isn't so much funny as it is deep and ponderous. All the pie chart is missing is the fruit. Woka Woka Woka Woka Woka Woka ...

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Wipe Shirt - Built-In Microfiber Cleaning Cloth

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 16:47:35 -0500

Stylish cotton dress shirt features a strategically placed built-in microfiber cleaning cloth either on the cuff or the shirttail for wiping down glasses, touchscreen cell phones and other smudge and fingerprint prone modern gadgets.

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Found - Lost T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 12:26:29 -0500

The mysterious island from the television show LOST must have thrown us all into some alternative flash-sideways timeline where the show has now been renamed FOUND!

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You Like This - Facebook T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 11:23:36 -0500

Not much to say, you either like it or you don't!

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Dexter's Kill Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 07:42:17 -0500

It doesn't matter if you're spending a night out on the town or channeling your inner serial killer, this is the perfect shirt to wear! Just remember that it doesn't resist blood spatter, so be sure to bring extra sheets of plastic and have an alibi ready!

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Ninja! Heads Will Roll! T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 18:14:59 -0500

This clever t-shirt features a deadly ninja assassin swooping by, sword in hand, unleashing a fatal beheading to you, the unlucky shirt wearer. That's not ring around the collar, it's your blood! Love it!

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T-Shirt Laundry Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 18:03:05 -0500

Just hang it up like any other shirt in your closet and add your dirty clothes through the neck of the shirt!

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Funny T-Shirt - 2010 Winter Olympics: Nobody Cares

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 10:29:53 -0600

The XXI Olympic Winter Games will be held in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada in February 2010 and honestly, I could care less!

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PostureTek - Proper Posture Vibrating Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:44:56 -0600

When it detects improper posture, it vibrates to alert you to stand up straight and correct yourself!

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I'm With Coco T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:38:27 -0600

With all the problems going on in the world today, sometimes you just need to choose one cause and take a stand for what's right. Join Team Conan!

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An Orange Meets His Citrusy Mother T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:32:40 -0600

At first I laughed and then felt really depressed for citrus!

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Devil Snow Angel T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 11:51:03 -0600

On the first snowfall of the season, even Satan, the Lord of Darkness, can't resist joining in on this wintertime fun!

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Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:32:02 -0600

After your Thanksgiving turkey feast, prepare yourself for the traditional couch nap by slipping into something more comfortable like this cool new Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt!

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Drib - Driving Bib Prevents Drips and Spills

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:19:03 -0500

Driving bib for hungry professional commuters, the notoriously clumsy and fashionable ones eating on the go!

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Rock On, Rock Off - Glow-in-the-Dark T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:29:37 -0500

In the daylight, the lighter on the shirt stays off, but when the lights go down and the crowd is lost in the music, the glow-in-the-dark ink lights up in a gesture of true flickering appreciation.

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Shirt Button Spy Video Camera

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:02:29 -0500

An ingenious micro video camera that is discreetly disguised as a standard shirt button!

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Star Trek Cologne and Perfume

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:33:34 -0500

Hey Trekkies, before you beam down on your next away mission or convention here on Earth, splash on some of this cool new and boldly futuristic Star Trek Cologne and you'll really be set to stun!

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Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:01:10 -0500

A pirate is cool, an octopus is cool and if you combine them, you get the even cooler and much more deadly Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt!

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Franklinstein T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:45:42 -0500

Excerpt: They laid Ben Franklin's dead body out on a gurney, re-installed the stolen brain, implanted lightning rod bolts in his neck, tied a string to the bolts and flew a kite with a metal key attached on the other end...

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Paper Beats Rock T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:59:58 -0500

Rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, but never trust paper, because it can fly!

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Communist Party T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:59:04 -0500

The Communist party isn't just a radical ideology, it's also a social movement that likes to, well, party!

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Cannibal Marshmallows T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:00:56 -0500

They eat their own!

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Nosferatu T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:25:37 -0500

Before there was Count Dracula and Count Chocula, there was Count Orlock in one of the first real horror movies, Nosferatu!

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Power Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:29:11 -0500

Stylish silk tie patterned with the ultimate in symbols of power, the actual universal power symbol for electronics and computers!

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Broken Image T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:08:29 -0500

When you wake up in the morning and feel like you're just failing to load, put on this funny t-shirt.

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Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:54:43 -0500

That old Evolution of Man diagram will need to be updated soon and the funny new Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt looks to be on par for where we're headed.

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Pinata's Revenge T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:44:35 -0500

What if those innocent candy-filled pinatas revolted and sought their bloody revenge on the evil partygoers?

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