The Green Head - The coolest stuff about Shells

Terry Turtle - Motion-Activated Swearing Toy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:49:00 -0600

If you're easily offended by profanity and obscenities spewed forth from talking animal toys, then you're the perfect target for the funny new Terry Turtle.

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Graphite Writing Objects

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:09:59 -0600

These exquisite graphite objects from artist Agelio Batle are decorative sculptures made from carbonaceous graphite (mineral remains of prehistoric plant life) with smudge-resistant compounds under intense pressure.

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NatureMill Plus - Automatic Kitchen Composter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:42:03 -0500

Turn fruits, vegetables, egg shells, coffee grounds, grains and more into fresh nutrient-rich organic fertilizer in only two weeks with the cool new NatureMill Plus - Automatic Kitchen Composter. Unlike the those big complicated outdoor compost bins, this unique indoor/outdoor compact unit is simple to use and fully automatic.

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Victorian Man-in-the-Moon Iron Nutcracker

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:46:37 -0500

The man-in-the-moon opens his mighty iron jaw to crack your favorite nuts in this replica Victorian antique.

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Soldier Egg Cup - Battle on the Breakfast Table

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:01:02 -0500

The Soldier Egg Cup brings the term shell-shocked to a whole new level. This cool new egg cup holds a delicious soft-boiled egg in the security or hmmm captivity of three sword-wielding plastic military soldiers. Why? I don't know exactly, but it's funny and your kids will love using it a breakfast.

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Rubber Dome Nutcracker

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:58:38 -0500

This unique nutcracker features a stainless steel base, a domed rubber top and a non-slip rubber bottom. Simply place the nut on the stainless steel base with non-slip rubber bottom, cover with the rubber domed top and push down on top of the dome with a light tap (or crush it with your fist). The shell is cleanly split by a ribbed metal fitting on the underside of the dome and the broken shell is safely contained.

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Automatic Rapid Fire Mini Field Cannon

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:20:11 -0500

It's always a good time for celebrating or starting a little trouble when you have a cannon by your side. A full-size cannon would be a bit too hard to manage and bring along with you, especially to the office, but the Miniature 25 Inch Field Cannon is perfect.

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Plastic Surgeon Package Opener

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:59:11 -0500

Easily open frustrating plastic packaging quickly, easily and safely.

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Egg Cracker - Easily Separate an Egg from its Shell

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:39:27 -0600

The Egg Cracker is a cool new kitchen gadget that neatly and cleanly separates the egg white and yolk from that evil eggshell so you can enjoy a shell-free breakfast.

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Pike Street Nutcracker With Round Wooden Tray

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 05:00:35 -0600

The set includes a smooth, round bowl made of attractive birch wood and a lightweight, zinc alloy nut cracker.

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Squirrel - Candy and Nut Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 00:15:44 -0500

A bushy-tailed silver squirrel perched atop a clear glass globe is a fun, attractive way to dispense snacks.

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Hillary Clinton Nutcracker With Stainless Steel Thighs!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:46:01 -0500

Simply place your nut between her thighs, give her legs a nice firm squeeze and CRACK!!, a perfectly pulverized nut.

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The Booze Belt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 11 Nov 2006 14:50:51 -0600

Booze Belt with 6 shot gun shell shot glasses.

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Season Shot - Real Ammo With Flavor!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 18:23:05 -0600

Check out this morbidly hilarious new ammo called Season Shot! Instead of traditional metal shot, it's full of tightly packed seasonings like Cajun, Lemon Pepper, Garlic, Teriyaki & Honey Mustard.

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Squirrel Nutcracker – The Ultimate Nutcracker & It’s a Squirrel!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 11:23:00 -0600

Squirrels are hands-down the ultimate nutcrackers, so why not have one handy right next to your nut bowl.

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Peanut Basket – Double Sided for Opened Shells!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 10:15:00 -0600

This is the most ingenious peanut basket ever. It's double-sided! Take a peanut from one side of the basket, then throw the opened shell into the other side. Seems obvious eh?

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