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USB LED Christmas Lights

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:56:26 -0600

Safely brighten up your computer, cubicle or office in full-blown holiday spirit using these LED Christmas Lights powered solely by a USB port!

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Acorn Cakelet Pan

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:00:45 -0600

Bake 18 miniature cakes, quick breads, brownies and more shaped exactly like little acorns!

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Pine Cone Candles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:54:35 -0600

Decorative candles made from 100% unscented paraffin wax and shaped exactly like a real pine cone, but with a wick on top.

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Santa Beer Cozy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:52:41 -0600

This festively fuzzy bottle sleeve is styled like Santa Claus' jolly red suit and even includes a matching Santa hat bottle topper!

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Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:32:02 -0600

After your Thanksgiving turkey feast, prepare yourself for the traditional couch nap by slipping into something more comfortable like this cool new Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt!

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Ornament Flask

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:27:51 -0600

This funny, seasonal flask is cleverly disguised as an ornament that you can actually hang from your Christmas tree!

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Organic Chili Pepper Wreath

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:24:36 -0600

This festive and fully edible wreath is arranged with over 300 organically grown medium-hot Chili japones!

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Merrick Thanksgiving Day Dinner Dog Food

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:05:10 -0600

This Thanksgiving, instead of letting your dog stare at your plate, drooling in anticipation that a turkey leg might roll off, be proactive and feed them all-natural Merrick Thanksgiving Day Dinner Dog Food.

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Pre-Lit Hanging Christmas Tree

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:16:11 -0600

This Christmas, why hang a mere wreath on your front door, when you can hang a cool new Pre-Lit Hanging Christmas Tree!

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Fruitcake Bird Wreath Feeder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:19:47 -0600

Since every holiday fruitcake ends up getting tossed to the birds, why not just get a Fruitcake Bird Wreath Feeder instead? Just like the real thing, this solid, hard-as-a-rock wreath contains cranberries, pecans and sunflower seeds and is trimmed with raffia.

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Lump Of Coal Soap

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:33:34 -0600

This Christmas, send an old-fashioned message to all the naughty people in your life and stuff their stockings with this realistic Lump Of Coal Soap!

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Make Your Own Snowman World Kit

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:52:26 -0600

Build a winter wonderland of snow, snowmen and snow balls right on your desk using three different types of fake snow, just add water!

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Santa Hat Doorstop

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:56:10 -0600

After a long day of holiday shopping, help keep your door open while you unload gifts from your automotive sleigh with this whimsical, yet functional Santa hat decoration!

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Flat Back Christmas Tree

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:47:36 -0600

Unique space-saving tree features a flat back that fits snugly up against walls, yet still looks like a full blown traditional Christmas tree!

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Van Vacter Pumpkin Melon Knife

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:28:10 -0500

This just may be the world's best pumpkin carving knife!

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Count Chocula Halloween Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:35:17 -0500

Once under the spell of this frightening costume (reminiscent of a time when vampires were actually scary), instead of blood and candy, you'll only want to sink your teeth into the delicious, chocolatey taste of Count Chocula cereal! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaah!

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Super Mario Bros. Mario Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:58:58 -0500

This infamous red cap is sure to bring you plenty of good luck when you're battling through the Mushroom Kingdom trying to save the Princess from evil Bowser!

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Pumpkin Pet House

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:08:15 -0500

This great pumpkin pet bed is the perfect spot for your furry friends to curl up and nap in when the winds are howling, the storms are brewing and the trick-or-treaters are invading!

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Ninja Dog - Pet Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:21:43 -0500

This funny, yet sinister ninja outfit easily slides over the dog's front legs and gives the illusion that they holding a hardwood bokken sword. It's even better if the dog is trained in the stealthy art of candy bag snatching!

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Bloody Hands

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:24:37 -0500

This pair of realistic bloody hand clings are the perfect finishing touch to your Halloween decorations or can be used much more effectively as frightening pranks.

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Cat From Hell - Pet Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:37:24 -0500

This Halloween, your cat will surely love you for dressing them up as the devil with a red cape and matching red horns.

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Cobwebs In A Can

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 06:49:07 -0500

This Halloween, now you can quickly decorate with realistic spider webs simply by spraying them from this can of aerosol webbing!

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Giant Posable Centipede

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:30:07 -0500

Yes, that's right, now you can finally have your very own 56 inch long, one hundred legged centipede prop to play with.

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Distorted Gourd - Pumpkin Candle Holders

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:50:01 -0500

These ceramic candle holders feature different jack-o-lantern faces on front and back.

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Bamboo Skeleton Wind Chimes

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:39:39 -0500

You know it's Fall when you can feel the crisp, cool air, smell the burning bonfires, see the beautiful color leaves and hear the eerie sounds of clattering bones from this creepy new Bamboo Skeleton Wind Chime!

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Professional Pumpkin Carving Tools

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:35:05 -0500

These deluxe pumpkin carving tools are crafted from steel with ergonomic riveted wood handles to last countless Halloweens and give you professional results on your terrifying jack-o-lantern masterpieces!

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Stuffed Dinosaur Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:14:29 -0500

Monstrously cool dinosaur hat, decorated with stuffed spikes on top and connected to a long spiked tail!

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Dripping Blood Tablecloth

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:28:17 -0500

This blood drenched decorative table cover looks like it was used during a brutal dismemberment, with a gory blood-red top and more blood splattered and dripping down the sides!

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Festive Mini Globe Bird Feeders

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:18:24 -0500

This winter, deck your trees and evergreens with these colorful ornament-shaped bird feeders.

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Halloween Pancake Molds

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 07:38:14 -0500

This Halloween, serve up some frightful booberry pancakes with these spooky new jack-o-lantern, ghost and bat shaped pancake molds!

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Frankenstein Head Container

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:00:59 -0500

Simply lift up the scalp/lid and fill up the cranium with your favorite Halloween candy, cookies or other treats.

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Haunted Books - Motion Activated Moving Literature

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:18:44 -0500

When these haunted books detect a presence nearby, they come to life, slide in and out and make eerie sounds to scare away the living!

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Color Changing Pumpkin Lights

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:42:43 -0500

This Halloween, illuminate your evil jack-o-lantern in different colors and without an open flame.

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Pumpkin Candles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:45:15 -0500

Realistic pumpkin candles that feature candle tunnels that burn straight down and allow them to glow warmly from the inside.

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Frankenstein Vase

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:35:11 -0500

This fun ceramic vase is designed to look like the monster's greenish severed hand and is posed to hold all your favorite roseless stems, dead flowers, weeds and more!

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Jack-O-Wax - Carvable Pumpkin Candles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:11:19 -0500

These little pumpkin candles are made with soft wax that can actually be carved, molded and shaped into any ghoulish expression you can think up.

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Mummy Pilsner Glass

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:05:43 -0500

This creepy glass is wrapped up in the hand-painted artwork of the ultimate in evil undead pyramid dwellers, the mummy!

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Jabba The Hutt - Inflatable Halloween Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:11:57 -0500

This Halloween, dress up as the ultimate intergalactic gangster with the vile and loathsome new Jabba The Hutt Inflatable Halloween Costume!

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Illuminated Pumpkin Ice Cubes

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 08:44:38 -0500

This Halloween, chill down and light up your pumpkin juice and other ghoulish concoctions with these cool new Illuminated Pumpkin Ice Cubes.

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Skeleton Oven Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 08:42:16 -0500

Sure the scary bones of the skeleton hand make for spooky kitchen decor, but they also serve as a grisly reminder what searing heat can do to your flesh!

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Giant Fogging Jack-O-Lantern

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 10:58:07 -0500

This evil Jack-O-Lantern makes those tame cute pumpkins your kids carved roll away in sheer terror!

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EZ Leaf Hauler

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 17:44:13 -0500

It's like a giant dustpan for hauling leaves away!

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Rolling Water Wagon

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:57:38 -0500

Easily water and fertilize hard-to-reach gardens, plants and more all around your lawn.

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Motion Sensing Owl - Bird And Pest Control

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:16:30 -0500

High-tech and realistic owl replica moves its head and hoots when it detects motion to scare off annoying garden pests and people too!

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Ominous Blinking Eyes - Use Electroluminescent Technology

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:53:58 -0500

This Halloween or anytime of the year, give trick-or-treaters the evil eye as they approach your home with these cool new Ominous Blinking Eyes!

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Gargoyle Head Planter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:41:33 -0500

Add a gothic touch to your garden or patio with this strange new planter.

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Broomba Self-Propelled Broom

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:57:08 -0500

Creepy haunted broom automatically moves about the room cackling to itself while playing frightening music.

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Outdoor Oversized Beanbag Chair

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:00:02 -0500

This massive UV-coated, water-, chlorine- and fade-resistant beanbag chair is designed to hold up to the hottest of summer days, while you lounge around your pool or deck in pure cushioned bliss.

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Aero Mist Portable Misting Tower

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 04 May 2009 08:53:42 -0500

This portable tower connects your standard garden hose and creates a cooling, hydrating fine mist that is the perfect solution for patios, sunbathing, poolside, barbecues, pets and gardening.

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Squeez Bacon - The Ultimate Condiment!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:10:19 -0500

Just pop the top, give the bottle a firm squeeze and try not to drool as delicious, flavorful and healthy gourmet bacon oozes out over your sandwich, fruit, hamburger, salad, pasta, etc. No cooking or refrigeration necessary!

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