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Bigfoot Bust

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:54:49 -0500

Do you believe in Bigfoot? Well, now you can finally look it directly in the eyes and take all the grainy pictures you want when you plunk this cool new Bigfoot Bust down on your desk. No squatching required.

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Lifesize Vigo The Carpathian Replica Painting from Ghostbusters 2

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 21:16:18 -0500

Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back. - Vigo the Carpathian (just before his head died)

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Chilled Monkey Brains - Authentic Prop Head from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 11:20:41 -0600

Ah, dessert! Chilled Monkey Brains!

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Ghostbusters Library Ghost Transforming Portrait

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:08:18 -0600

At first glance, it's just a lovely portrait of kindly old Eleanor Twitty... until you get too close or scream, GET HER!.

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Bag of Dried Scorpion Peppers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 18:34:54 -0600

A bag full of the hottest chili peppers in the world with disturbing pointed ends that resemble a scorpion's stinger. Enjoy!

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Kaboom Sweater

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:12:53 -0600

Nothing quite depicts utter beauty, devastating power, and total horror all at the same time quite like an old-fashioned nuclear explosion, so check out this cool new Kaboom Sweater that redefines ugly.

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Gummy Red Hot Chili Peppers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:16:21 -0600

The typical gummy bear is a sweet and utterly boring snack for the little ones, but these cool newGummy Red Hot Chili Peppers are for seasoned taste buds seeking out a fiery inferno of chewy goodness.

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Creepy-Crawly Remote Control Centipede

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:18:31 -0600

Nobody would expect a remote controlled centipede to creepily crawl out from under a couch or bed or just along the wall for others to catch out of the corner of their eye. Let the screaming begin!

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12 Million Scoville - Instant Regret World's Hottest Peanut Butter

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 08 Dec 2012 14:41:56 -0600

Evil peanut butter infused with the infamous Bhut Jolokia Ghost Chili Pepper, the world's hottest and meanest chili pepper, and Habanero chili extract to drive the Scoville Heat Scale up to a dangerously hot and disturbing 12,000,000 Scoville heat units!

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Dynamite Fire Starters in Wooden Crate

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 14:29:32 -0600

They may look like explosive sticks of dynamite packed in a rugged wooden cedar crate, but they're actually just fire starters for your fireplace, outdoor firepit, or campfire.

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You Have Just Been Poisoned Etched Drinking Glass

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 13:41:02 -0600

If this makes you laugh, it's probably because you're sinister with a dark sense of humor. Muahahaha!

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Ugly Christmas Sweater Wine Bottle Covers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:28:26 -0600

If you'll be wearing an ugly Christmas sweater to a party this year, be sure to bring a bottle of wine to share that's also festively/frightfully fashionable by sliding on one of these cool new Ugly Christmas Sweater Wine Bottle Covers.

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Toasted Scorpions

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 04 Nov 2012 16:50:16 -0600

High protein, low fat, and extra creepy crawly snacking alternatives made from real sustainably and ethically farmed scorpions that have been scientifically detoxified, oven toasted and then lightly salted. Not poisonous, just crunchy... if you dare!

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Brainfreeze - Glass Skull Ice Bucket

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 16:59:49 -0500

A human skull-shaped ice bucket that holds 54 oz of ice where the brains normally would be.

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Zombie Arm Lawn Stakes

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 18:10:29 -0500

Add a subtle and disturbing touch to your home's Halloween decor with these creepy reaching arms that stake into your front lawn.

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Zombie Flamingo Lawn Ornament

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:09:24 -0500

Since it's almost Halloween, it's time to take down your plastic pink flamingo lawn ornament eyesores for the year and put up these cool new Zombie Flamingos instead.

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Massive 18' Hanging Gutter Ghost

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 10:03:54 -0500

If you want to spend the least amount of time decorating your home for Halloween, but have the most eye-catching decoration, then this cool new 18 foot tall ghost is perfect for you.

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Sawblade Throwing Disc

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 21:11:45 -0500

Great for a nice game of catch, a Halloween costume accessory or just scaring the life out of someone when you toss it their way unexpectedly.

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A Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Glove Replica

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 13:33:56 -0500

Nothing goes better with a dirty red and green sweater and a weird hat better than a near perfect replica of Freddy Krueger's glove from A Nightmare on Elm Street!

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Creepy Lifesize Stone Figures

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 19:43:13 -0500

Whatever you do, try not to look this creepy couple in the eye or you just might die of fright, especially if they move.

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Flying Demon

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 13:26:07 -0500

These lifesize faceless demons are shrouded in black with only their reaching green hands exposed and fly around on a 22' cable when activated by approaching sounds.

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Inflatable Coffin Halloween Cooler / Buffet

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 15:14:18 -0500

The problem with filling real coffins with ice for chilling down drinks and appetizers at Halloween parties is the pesky dead corpse inside.

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Terra Cotta Pumpkin Lanterns

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 08:16:34 -0500

This Halloween, instead of brutally murdering and carving up a sweet little pumpkin from the patch as a decorative holiday sacrifice, consider cramming a burning candle into the mouth of one these cool new Terra Cotta Pumpkin Lanterns instead.

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Giant Inflatable Spooky Tree

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 12:08:55 -0500

A massive 10' undead gnarled tree for your front lawn that has been seemingly transplanted from a haunted forest.

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Giant Animated Hovering Ghost

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 31 Aug 2012 15:07:35 -0500

A menacing, motion-activated sheeted spirit with glowing red eyes that grows from 5 feet to 6.5 feet tall, shakes from side to side, and makes ghostly sounds.

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Striking Hand

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 21:54:39 -0500

Just set out the trick-or-treater candy bait, place this menacing hand next to it, and when someone gets to close, it strikes down upon them and gives off an evil laugh.

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Gargantuan Inflatable Gargoyle

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 19:59:54 -0500

This massive gothic gargoyle towers 15 feet in height, sways its huge 3 foot head back and forth looking for victims and illuminates from the inside to ensure the overblown decorative terror continues day or night.

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Crawling Halloween Mummy Hand

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:51:40 -0500

This creepy disembodied mummy hand is wrapped in ancient looking gauze bandages and moves its fingers and crawls along using hidden rollers underneath.

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Hanging Swamp Man

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 03 Aug 2012 15:59:42 -0500

Do you know what you don't see enough of around Halloween? Swamp monsters.

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Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce Lollipops

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 16:53:20 -0500

These giant lollipops made from the fiery Sriracha Rooster Sauce and are more or less blazing fireballs of tasty heat on a stick.

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Twister Tube

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 16:28:20 -0500

Produces an eerily realistic miniature tornado that swirls down from a stormy cloud base and iluminates it in 10 different color modes, including unique ones like flashing lightning and flickering flames!

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Gnombie - Zombie Garden Gnome

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 16 Jul 2012 19:01:37 -0500

When real garden gnomes get kidnapped by lawn ornament poachers and taken on trips around the world, they sometimes come back less tacky and way more terrifying, like these cool new Zombie Garden Gnomes.

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Tentacle Doorstop

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 14:41:55 -0500

It may look like something evil has risen from the murky ocean depths to lurk behind your door, but actually it's just holding it open from you.

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Giant Gummy Snake

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 16:14:47 -0500

Sink your fangs into this 2,280 calorie slitheringly sweet serpent that's over 2.5 feet long and weighs in at a hefty 1.67 pounds!

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Thermosaurus Radiator

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 07 Apr 2012 13:13:26 -0500

Bring a lot of warmth and a bit of terror to your living room when you swap out your ancient radiator with one that's completely extinct.

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Scorpion Vodka

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 12:17:58 -0500

Move aside boring old tequila worm, because now there's a much fiercer critter lurking in your booze!

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Lifesize Bigfoot Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 14:48:52 -0500

The search for the reclusive and mysterious Bigfoot is over. Now you can take pictures and capture all the grainy footage you want when you give this monstrously cool new lifesize Bigfoot statue a home in your yard.

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100,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka - World's Hottest Vodka

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:00:03 -0600

This is the world's hottest vodka made by infusing vodka with extreme Naga chilli peppers, which gives it a Scoville heat rating of 100,000 (a Jalapeno is only around 3,500+).

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Tentacle Wine Bottle Stopper

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:08:58 -0600

A creepy handmade bottle stopper with a traditional stainless steel and rubber tip to seal the bottle and on top is a monstrous sucker-covered tentacle seemingly reaching out from the bottle's murky Merlot depths.

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Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:43:31 -0600

These extreme candy balls are made with the infamous Bhut Jolokia AKA the Ghost Pepper AKA the world's hottest pepper, which has a heat rating of over 1 million scoville units, and then dusted with even more Ghost Pepper chili powder to make them even tastier.

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Tentacle Candlestick Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:22:38 -0600

This monstrous sucker-covered tentacle seems as if it's reaching up from the murky ocean depths to nicely hold up a candle for you.

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Octopus Surprise Mug

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 21:54:53 -0600

It would be quite a shock for the average unknowing coffee drinker to stumble upon a terrifying tentacled octopus staring back at them wickedly from the dark depths of their coffee mug!

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Monstrous Godzilla Model

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 04:13:04 -0600

Although it's only a 1/80 scale of the full-sized Godzilla, this monstrous model still measures in at a whopping 3 feet tall and 6.5 feet in length!

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Zombie Head Crystal Skull Decanter

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 07:42:47 -0600

Regular crystal skulls are mysteriously spooky and all, but this cool new Zombie Head Crystal Skull Decanter is a much more terrifying way to store and dispense your favorite spirits. Plan on losing a few extra brain cells with this one.

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Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 19:12:40 -0500

Run, run as fast as you can...

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Man Trapped Behind a Wall Grate Graphic

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 18:02:14 -0500

This creepy illusion is sure to elicit everything from mere chuckling double-takes to full blown panicked screams from your victims.

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Giant Glowing Gummy Skull

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 10:52:26 -0500

This creepy and massive chewy gummy cranium weighs over five pounds and arrives inside a unique package that includes a slot underneath where you can place a flashlight to make it glow.

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Horriball - Disgusting Squishy Stress Ball

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 08:34:10 -0500

When your victim gives this seemingly innocent stress ball a squeeze, clear bubbles filled with flies, rats, worms, or cockroaches covered in a bloody-looking liquid pop out of the holes!

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Bleeding Zombie Head Bowl

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 09:03:32 -0500

Fill up this poor undead guy's head with candy for the trick-or-treaters, use it to serve chips, snacks, and nuts at the Halloween party or I guess it could even temporarily hold another brain if you happen to come across one.

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Bleeding Taper Candles

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 18:28:30 -0500

They may look like ordinary white candles at first glance, but the wax turns blood red as it slowly oozes and drips down.

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