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Alpine Racing Sled

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:44:23 -0600

When you've tired of plastic saucer sleds in the backyard and want to graduate up to professional mountain sledding, you're going to need a luxurious German designed racing sled like this!

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Stuffed Horse Head Pillow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:12:56 -0600

Send your frenemies a clear message when they wake up next to this Stuffed Horse Head Pillow!

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Count Chocula Halloween Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:35:17 -0500

Once under the spell of this frightening costume (reminiscent of a time when vampires were actually scary), instead of blood and candy, you'll only want to sink your teeth into the delicious, chocolatey taste of Count Chocula cereal! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaah!

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Bloody Hands

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:24:37 -0500

This pair of realistic bloody hand clings are the perfect finishing touch to your Halloween decorations or can be used much more effectively as frightening pranks.

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Cat From Hell - Pet Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:37:24 -0500

This Halloween, your cat will surely love you for dressing them up as the devil with a red cape and matching red horns.

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Cobwebs In A Can

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 06:49:07 -0500

This Halloween, now you can quickly decorate with realistic spider webs simply by spraying them from this can of aerosol webbing!

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ThinkGeek Eviltron - Turn On, Hide It and Laugh Diabolically!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:27:01 -0500

A seriously tiny and easy to hide prank device that emits creepy sounds like creaking, scratching, breathing, children laughing and whispers at random intervals to drive your friends, family and co-workers completely mad!

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Giant Posable Centipede

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:30:07 -0500

Yes, that's right, now you can finally have your very own 56 inch long, one hundred legged centipede prop to play with.

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Distorted Gourd - Pumpkin Candle Holders

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:50:01 -0500

These ceramic candle holders feature different jack-o-lantern faces on front and back.

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Bamboo Skeleton Wind Chimes

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:39:39 -0500

You know it's Fall when you can feel the crisp, cool air, smell the burning bonfires, see the beautiful color leaves and hear the eerie sounds of clattering bones from this creepy new Bamboo Skeleton Wind Chime!

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Professional Pumpkin Carving Tools

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:35:05 -0500

These deluxe pumpkin carving tools are crafted from steel with ergonomic riveted wood handles to last countless Halloweens and give you professional results on your terrifying jack-o-lantern masterpieces!

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Dripping Blood Tablecloth

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:28:17 -0500

This blood drenched decorative table cover looks like it was used during a brutal dismemberment, with a gory blood-red top and more blood splattered and dripping down the sides!

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Frankenstein Head Container

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:00:59 -0500

Simply lift up the scalp/lid and fill up the cranium with your favorite Halloween candy, cookies or other treats.

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Haunted Books - Motion Activated Moving Literature

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:18:44 -0500

When these haunted books detect a presence nearby, they come to life, slide in and out and make eerie sounds to scare away the living!

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Color Changing Pumpkin Lights

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:42:43 -0500

This Halloween, illuminate your evil jack-o-lantern in different colors and without an open flame.

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Frankenstein Vase

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:35:11 -0500

This fun ceramic vase is designed to look like the monster's greenish severed hand and is posed to hold all your favorite roseless stems, dead flowers, weeds and more!

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Mummy Pilsner Glass

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:05:43 -0500

This creepy glass is wrapped up in the hand-painted artwork of the ultimate in evil undead pyramid dwellers, the mummy!

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Shirt Button Spy Video Camera

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:02:29 -0500

An ingenious micro video camera that is discreetly disguised as a standard shirt button!

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Illuminated Pumpkin Ice Cubes

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 08:44:38 -0500

This Halloween, chill down and light up your pumpkin juice and other ghoulish concoctions with these cool new Illuminated Pumpkin Ice Cubes.

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Skeleton Oven Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 08:42:16 -0500

Sure the scary bones of the skeleton hand make for spooky kitchen decor, but they also serve as a grisly reminder what searing heat can do to your flesh!

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Giant Fogging Jack-O-Lantern

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 10:58:07 -0500

This evil Jack-O-Lantern makes those tame cute pumpkins your kids carved roll away in sheer terror!

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Franklinstein T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:45:42 -0500

Excerpt: They laid Ben Franklin's dead body out on a gurney, re-installed the stolen brain, implanted lightning rod bolts in his neck, tied a string to the bolts and flew a kite with a metal key attached on the other end...

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Nosferatu T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:25:37 -0500

Before there was Count Dracula and Count Chocula, there was Count Orlock in one of the first real horror movies, Nosferatu!

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Motion Sensing Owl - Bird And Pest Control

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:16:30 -0500

High-tech and realistic owl replica moves its head and hoots when it detects motion to scare off annoying garden pests and people too!

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Ominous Blinking Eyes - Use Electroluminescent Technology

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:53:58 -0500

This Halloween or anytime of the year, give trick-or-treaters the evil eye as they approach your home with these cool new Ominous Blinking Eyes!

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Gargoyle Head Planter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:41:33 -0500

Add a gothic touch to your garden or patio with this strange new planter.

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Rock Face Planters

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 06:34:22 -0500

I don't know whether to laugh or run as far away as possible from these seemingly friendly grinning planters.

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Broomba Self-Propelled Broom

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:57:08 -0500

Creepy haunted broom automatically moves about the room cackling to itself while playing frightening music.

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Pinata's Revenge T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:44:35 -0500

What if those innocent candy-filled pinatas revolted and sought their bloody revenge on the evil partygoers?

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Hand Gesture Candles from L'Atelier WM

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:41:38 -0500

The Vulcan salute, the middle finger and the Rock On gestures are actually cast from human hands and made into real wax candles!

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Blood Bath Shower Curtain and Bath Mat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:59:08 -0500

Only a real psycho would want to be showering with a shower curtain stained with bloody handprints and a bath mat covered in blood spatter and footprints!

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Video Camera Spy Pen

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 10:12:29 -0500

This cool new Video Camera Spy Pen lets you secretly record up to 2.5 hours of audio and video from up to 50' away.

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Indiana Jones - Golden Fertility Idol Bank

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 11:18:31 -0600

You heft your bag of sand and contemplate the weight of the idol, but it could all boil down to the weight of a few pennies. Why? Because this Golden Idol is a BANK!

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Mattracks Powerboard - Gas-Powered Motorized Snowboard

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:57:58 -0600

This amazing stand on, track propelled snowboard combines the thrill of snowmobiling with the freedom of snowboarding. You can surf and maneuver effortlessly over all types of snow-covered hills and terrain, from the deepest fresh powder to packed, granular snow, at maximum speeds up to 18 mph!

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Sarah Palin Halloween Mask

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:11:54 -0500

Dress up as the ultimate maverick hockey mom from the last frontier with the cool new Sarah Palin Halloween Mask! This 100% high quality vinyl mask will go perfectly with your high fashion Vice-Presidential attire, beauty pageant costume or just dress up your pitbull!

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Life Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:01:01 -0500

A limited edition modified Karlsson Clock with the clock mechanism slowed down by a factor of 61320, so each number represents one year.

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Dynamite Fire Starters

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 06:01:01 -0500

These fire-starter sticks aren't explosive, but they do a great job of starting a blaze and a fun reminder of a time when you could buy a box of dynamite at your local general store.

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Disembodied Hand Wrist Rest

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:31:24 -0500

Terrifyingly realistic foam wrist-rest in the shape of a disembodied hand!

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When Birds Attack Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:18:53 -0500

A really creative, unique and funny Halloween costume based on Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. This one size fits most women costume includes a green dress with a coordinating belt, a matching jacket with black birds attached, 2 wristbands with more black birds attached and an attacking bird headpiece.

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Lifesize Talking Wicked Witch Of The West Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:40:42 -0500

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Bleeding Pillar Candles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:13:39 -0500

These creepy two tone wax Halloween candles actually bleed and ooze red wax as the candle melts down.

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Webcaster Gun - Creates Realistic Cobwebs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:19:20 -0500

If you're decorating your home for Halloween this year and need realistic creepy spider webs to complete the effect, the Webcaster Gun is the ultimate professional point and shoot cobweb solution. It's basically a modified glue gun that melts down special glue sticks and then uses compressed air to spin the webs out quickly and easily over walls, furniture, staircases, windows, props or wherever.

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Inflatable Headless Horseman Illusion Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:06:01 -0500

This cool three-dimensional costume self-inflates with a built-in fan to create the amazing illusion that you are the Headless Horseman riding up on your horse holding your pumpkin head in your hand.

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Giant Inflatable Halloween Haunted Castle - Stands 12' Tall!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:25:00 -0500

This massive 12 foot tall inflatable haunted castle will look stunning on your front lawn this Halloween as you make the trick-or-treaters venture through it on a frightening adventure to find their treats. It's doors are guarded by the Grim Reaper, a creepy haunted tree and a deadly knight in armor standing in the tower. As your victims pass through the entryway of scary skulls, tombstones and lanterns, they will then need to survive through a three room castle filled with spooky ghosts, bats and strobe light effects synchronized with realistic creepy sounds before finally exiting.

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Franken Stein - The Ultimate Stein!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:44:12 -0500

This Halloween, the ultimate stein for holding your favorite bubbling spiked beverage concoction is the Franken Stein monster mug of course!

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Mummy Stein

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:03:32 -0500

This Halloween, quench your thirst for blood or other fine beverage with a spooky new Mummy Stein. This oversized ceramic mummy head mug is nearly 6 inches tall, 5 inches wide and much cooler to drink from than the regular boring plastic party cups.

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Lifesize Animated Halloween Witch w/ Bubbling Cauldron

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 11:23:46 -0500

Endora is the most wicked Lifesize Animated Halloween Witch you will encounter this Halloween. When the unlucky trick-or-treaters approach her, she comes to life, speaks and furiously begins to stir her bubbling cauldron with eerie fog effects.

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Staked Yard Witches

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:55:34 -0500

Nothing says Halloween like a coven of cackling witches flying around on broomsticks in the front yard, hopefully casting spells on the neighbors.

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Jack-O-Melt Halloween Candles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 17:34:04 -0500

These weird Halloween candles are made with two types of wax that melt at different temperatures. The inner wax core of the candle melts and drips from the jack-o-lantern faces carved onto the slower melting outer layer.

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Spooky Soap Bones

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:37:09 -0500

There's no better way to wash your hands during the season of the witch than with these spooky Soap Bones. Yes, the creepy Halloween decorative accents have finally found their way into the bathroom too.

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